Crying Laughing Emoji a retired judge organised the construction of a big
hotel ship after the death of the last Horror Clowns. For this purpose he got
several aliens from different planets. Among them many were from Mercury and
puzzled what the old judge planned so. After the hotel ship was ready for the
use, the judge searched a possibility for the sales at the top price. For this
purpose he contacted suitable traders. Among the traders were two Emojis and an
alien from the Saturn. The judge met all prospective customers personally in
The reason was the good accessibility of all Emojis and the alien from the
During the conversation with the single prospective customers a miser from the Jupiter sat behind the table. He had particularly healthy ears. He could pursue the whole conversation with the first prospective customer. He looked himself for investment possibilities in the kingdom Emoji. On account of his high intelligence the stingy alien all talks with all prospective customers spied quite carefully. When he saw the Saturn's alien, he had to invent a better plan for himself. That's why he sent one of his employees in the company of the Saturn's buyer of the hotel ship. Thus the miser could spy out his enemy from the Saturn. The alien from the Saturn tried to bribe the new employee. Moreover, he also wanted to organise the active bribery of the customers on the hotel ship.
At least, were many passengers from different countries and planets of the galaxy. The Saturn's entrepreneur already sold travelling by the hotel ship, although the purchase process was not concluded yet. At this time the miser from the Jupiter moved his residence from Emoji Symbols to Japanese Emoji. For some time he flew to Jupiter to procure the required capital for the hotel ship. Really the Saturn's alien bought the dream ship from the old judge. When the miser found out this, he sent an anonymous purchase offer with another address. The alien from the Saturn sent several Emojis to the address for the spying. There sat an assistant of the miser. At this time aliens found out in Venus that a Saturn's entrepreneur operated actively a hotel ship in Japanese Emoji. So a religious leader sent a local to the area.
At night the alien from the Venus laid a self-tinkered bomb in the hotel ship. On this day paused the dream ship on the beach. In the early morning the captain approached to the ship. When he was away about two giraffes from the ship, the bomb exploded. There was no injured person or dead person. At least, the hotel ship became severely damaged. In Venus the persons responsible were glad. In Emoji reacted the miser from the Jupiter with big satisfaction that he did not buy the hotel ship.
At this time a big debate among the candidates for the state dictatorship Emojis began in Japanese Emoji. The Saturn's entrepreneur whose hotel ship became severely damaged tried to bribe every candidate secretly. Nearby was also an authorised attorney.
He observed several Emojis with his binoculars. He could see how the Saturn's alien went from first to other candidate. Moreover, he noted strange movements of the hand. The authorised attorney worked beside his activity in the enterprise of the miser also on the legislation Emojis in the capital city Emoji SMS. One day the miser from his high-ranking employee required the payment of a bribery to the stingy boss. His grounds were: The authorised attorney could bring the burnt hotel ship not very free of charge to the stingy boss. At this time several Emojis who supported the young Devil Emoji from the royal family were on the move.
These observers noticed the unknown alien who spoke with every candidate. Thus they organised a trap for the Saturn's entrepreneur in an evening. In Emoji Symbols Emojis appeared before the entrance of the alien. There they attacked him. He was tied up and brought to Devil Emoji. The future king Emojis handed over several assets of the caught alien to his subordinated supporters as a reward. In a hard concreted house the entrepreneur from the Saturn was locked up. At this time several policemen received several briberies from the surroundings of the former royal family in completely Emoji. Thus provided policeman phoney documents about the death of the Saturn's entrepreneur.
Finally, the miser from the Jupiter could get the burnt hotel ship. He let it repair with the old judge from Crying Laughing Emoji. Then he used this for tourism purposes by the yellow sea. Moreover, the miser installed for safety reasons a supervision device in his hotel ship. In addition he also increased the prices by 40 percent.
In the interim all lawyers had to come to the capital. There an entitled question was very topically in the country of the Emojis: Can the employer require a bribery of the employee in Emoji?
Also the reverse variation was discussed by the Emojis.
In addition the courageous authorised attorney from Japanese Emoji expressed himself: A short time ago my boss of me required the payment of a bribery to him because I was not able to fulfil his wish. His demand: He wanted to get a burnt ship free and trouble-free. Many lawyers understood that it concerned a miser from the Jupiter. His colleagues praised him for his courage. The old judge from Crying Laughing Emoji remembered that it concerned his building. He explained that an alien from the Jupiter allowed to repair some time ago the hotel ship with him. After the portrayal of this situation the main lawyer wrote in the law book Emojis:
§ In Emoji the employer may oblige the employee not to the payment of a bribery to the employer.
Then the gathered lawyers discussed the reverse case. In addition many Emojis had to say something. That's why an old notary public from Poop Emoji began: In my work experience an entrepreneur from the Mercury wanted to pay a bribery to the uppermost tax collector 7777 days ago. For this purpose he sent my nephew who finished at that time a training period in jurisprudence with the alien from the Mercury. The tax collector accepted not only the bribery, but sued the alien from the Mercury to the payment of other taxes. He managed this with great success. Thus the alien from the Mercury paid twice.
On this subject a public prosecutor from Emoji Symbols also expressed himself: In my case a shopkeeper of a food store wanted to pay a bribery to all officials, so that they value by no means his food negatively. At that time that's why we decided to question the customers of the affected business secretly about their discomfort. Thus could be proved later, nevertheless, to the shopkeeper that he sold outdated sausages with longest expired date.
After this story the other Emojis refused to report about their work experiences in the area of bribery. This is why wrote the courageous lawyer from Star Emoji:
§ Bribery of the employee in favour of the employer is forbidden juridical. The affected employee must inform about such cases the Secret Service of the state Emoji secretly.
Many employers experienced cardiac arrest when they got to know about this hard employer-most hostile law. Thus several mighty employers decided to put the production in the country of the Emojis. This led to an artificial crisis.
That's why the gathered lawyers gave several penal commands of the affected employers. Thus enterprises had to look for more intelligent possibilities of a bribery. After they made a finding, they could handle this law with the biggest talent. Thus this law remained nothing else, than a theoretical sentence in a book.
Two Emojis wanted to change their job. That's why they wanted to ask the lawyers: Can we require from our employer a reference?
In addition said an assigned counsel: Employees may require as a confirmation of their employer-employee relationship a reference also before the change of the job.
A trade unionist wanted that employers were obliged to the production of a reference yearly. Most employers from Jupiter and Saturn were against it. The other employers recommended with the condition that they might be quite honest. However, the majority of the Emojis wanted to have only positive aspects in the reference. That's why they agreed on a reference without grounds if the employee expresses this orally or in writing.
The main lawyer wanted to mention something else: The employer obliges to himself to draw off 1 percent from the income for the compulsory old-age provisions and results of an accident and an unemployment. The portion of the employer also amounts to 1 percent of the income.
At least, misers from the Jupiter applauded to this law. Finally, paid in Jupiter employers even more.
Can Emojis become early-retired?
Two Emojis asked this. An Emoji was incapacitated with 20075 days after a heavy accident. The other Emoji was too old for the employers.
In addition an insurance expert expressed himself among the lawyers: The Emoji had an accident can receive achievements of the invalid's assurance. The old Emoji can become early-retired.
After this question an innovative Emoji from Emoji Keyboard explained: In my activity as a laboratory assistant I developed unique means which is suitable to the cleaning of the keyboard best of all. The problem: I work as an employee for a miser from the Jupiter. He refuses that I am involved by the profits in the sales. All gathered Emojis explained to it:
The employer must pay an adequate portion in the success to the innovative employee as a motivation bonus. The lawyers agreed on a least portion of 40 percent. However, other Emojis wanted that in this case the innovative employee should take part in the enterprise also financially compelling. After these discussions all specialists agreed on a break.
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