Emoji Codes (his age is very confidential, even the most important encyclopaedia of the planet provides no information) comes from Japanese Emoji. He played in a lot of movies. At the beginning of his career he got only small insignificant minor parts. Only 3333 days ago Emoji Codes succeeded the big breakthrough. At that time he played just a Japanese teacher.
The series is called "Theoretical Japanese Emoji". In the meantime have been filmed 224 episodes. As a teacher he was known in the whole of Emoji. The film received several awards. Even several parliamentarians of Emoji handshaking in front of the video cameras of the TV stations.
For his representation as a Japanese teacher he got at least 12 tomatoes and 77 potatoes. Moreover, he was pelted by the Horror Clowns with pumpkins before the last film premiere. This was wonderful for him. He did not expect this at all. In the meantime, he earns 2,161,166 Bitcoins for two episodes. He shows this very proudly to his interviewers always before the next interview. One day Emoji Codes had to be motivated by a director. Besides, the director hit on the famous actor with a sword of cotton. He still plays in the famous series the Japanese teacher. The movie shootings to the series take place every Friday at 3:00 o'clock in the morning.
Because of his professional success Emoji Codes had to accept the stamp of the public figure in his local passport of Japanese Emoji. Thus everybody knows that he is of verified public figures. That's why the alien Sweasy26 checked his passport before the interview.
Emoji Codes, for 3333 days you play the teacher Jonk Qonq in "Theoretical Japanese Emoji", a Japanese teacher convinced of himself with hardly available social competence who speaks for it fluently the ancient Japanese language. What do you have in common with Jonk Qonk? Emoji Codes looks at his fingers: As opposed to Qonq I am very ready to talk.
I can say at one minute certainly nearly 512,653 words. But this functions with me only in Japanese. I come in the main language of the kingdom Emoji only on 44.5 words per minute. For me the national language is too complicated a little bit. So I must admit that this role 50 percent of my real personality corresponds. In the Japanese I am very gifted of course as for the rest. What distinguishes me from Qonq, my laziness is also concerning the linguistic learning. I certainly do not learn with pleasure new languages, but this also concerns the learning of the ancient Japanese. I would not make this in my life so. Qonq is in this point already even a linguist.
He learns every word at least 11 spots on the day. Then he shouts outdoors on the street the whole sentences which he learnt by heart before. Besides, he is looked strangely by the pedestrians and strollers.
If the world view of Jonk Qonq has influenced yours – for example, what the concept
アカユシワネ in movie affected? (Pronounced: Akayushiwane)
Emoji Codes writes this concept with his both hands at the same time on the sheet:
I have made up to now to myself no thoughts about this concept. Privately this concept does not interest me at all. I love only this combination of the Japanese letters.
By the way, is 絵 my favourite expression in Japanese. By the way, this expression means picture. Finally, I am a very proud Emoji.
You seem to be a big fan of the Japanese. Did you have good marks in the Japanese in your school times?
Emoji Codes goes fast to the Internet. He types some letters. He comes on a web page. He requires from the extraterrestrial Sweasy26 to switch off the eyes. But Sweasy26 sees with closed eyes that Emoji Codes had to sign in on his own web page.
There he looks for his school-leaving certificates. When he found his linguistic marks, he permitted Sweasy26 his eyes to open again. After some time he writes all his school marks in the Japanese on a sheet. Then he calculates on the pocket calculator the average of his achievements. Now he starts to speak:
私は日本語で非常に良い成績を持っていました。Sweasy26 says Emoji Codes that he did not understand him. Thereon Emoji Codes says quite slowly on Emoji L: I had very good marks into Japanese language. I would have already almost forgotten that you are able to do no Japanese.
This sounds very well in my ears, said Sweasy26.
Can you tell us Japanese sayings or profundities?
Emoji Codes looks at his bank statement. He speaks in Japanese something. Sweasy26 misses the admission of his statements. After 82 seconds he tries to speak:
Now I had to read just in my bank statement: Also a monkey falls sometimes from the tree. I had to learn by heart this saying at school certainly 20 spots. Thus I correspond every time on my bank statement. In the original this is called:
Emoji Codes looks very much relaxed and contently if he may speak in Japanese.
Back to your work as an actor. You have every Sunday 23:23 o'clock also panic moments like the Japanese teacher in the movie?
Emoji Codes looks with great fear at calendar. There he points with the finger at forthcoming Sunday. Then he says:
Yes, one day I spontaneously had to come to the movie shooting on Sunday evening.
I felt unwell on that day. I had a panic attack. That's why the director left the admission. This was not planned after screenplay at all. But later this scene set up in the series.
So if you see this scene, you know that I had to work on Sunday evening. Moreover, I have panic moments if I close the door of my house with the key. I run afterwards during 9 seconds all around my house. Some time ago the dog of my neighbour made this. At that time I had to pay attention to the dog in an afternoon.
According to the verified list of the actors some politicians from the parliament were to be seen in the movie. How do you like that politicians have suddenly penetrated into the theatrical footlights?
Emoji Codes shouts: のろわれました.
It was cursed. I meant this in my home language.
Politicians belong on the chair in the parliament stuck. They are so ungifted. They can speak only very well. For expressions they had to draw a new mask over and over again. This led to regular interruptions.
Many actors were angry at it. But one may not get rid of high-ranking politicians simply thus as an actor. So parliamentarians wrote a ban quite officially in the constitution of Emoji.
Thus they protect to themselves additional missions.
Would you have thought 3333 days ago that you become very famous and successful in the role as a Japanese teacher?
Emoji Codes gets a dictionary from his bag: At that time I was glad that I will get 224 local Bitcoins per episode. Before I had to occupy primarily as a snail collector. At that time I collected snails from the pavement. Then vehicles on the highway might go. One day I had to collect nearly 9786 snails on the highway of Japanese Emoji.
This was very laborious. I hoped daily that I would have, finally, a new job one day as an actor. As a snail collector I earned relatively well in comparison to other jobs. This activity is valid in general in the kingdom as very much respected. Here an Emoji earns nearly 1246 Bitcoins per month. Thus I was seen quite relatively richly in proportion to my fellow citizens.
How has the role as a Japanese teacher changed your life?
Emoji Codes: This role has strongly changed my life. Finally, I have every Sunday evening panic attacks. Mostly I run already in advance in the studio. There I search the director. I ask him whether we could not take up the next episode. Mostly he knows that I am in the studio. Thus almost every panic attack occurs in a new episode. This became a tradition.
Why do you make nothing against your weekly panic attack?
Emoji Codes smiles and points proudly at his bank statement:
Thanks to my first panic attack I got a clear pay raise. After the first panic attack I became as famous as now generally. Nevertheless, this a nonsense is to be thought that this panic attack is real. I simply practiced before at least every Sunday evening regularly. One day specially thus I could apply this strategy. A very famous actor recommended this to me. I met him by chance where the journalists interviewed him. After the interview I tried to speak very carefully with him. Before I practiced the speech with the public figures before the mirror every Friday. This actor recommended me to try out something unusual during the movie shooting.
This was the best advice of my life. I would recommend this to everybody who would like to get real success in his career.
So your recipe for success an astonishing scene was to be integrated into an episode.
But how you would have reacted if the director complained to this scene?
Emoji Codes looks self-confident. Then he says: I would have apologised. No. I would say that I felt unwell. Then the director would have to understand me. This stands thus in the employment contract. Moreover, such surprises must work always suitably to the scene. Or they must be well justifiable. Also the right time must be got.
Finally, if I liked to win, I check the different conditions. On that Sunday evening I was tired really a little bit. There came to me to produce the idea a panic attack. In Japanese Emoji I belong to the most famous actors. I reached this relatively fast. Some actors need even 4998 days, until they become famous finally.
After the answer of this question the alien Sweasy26 sends the actor in the week-end. Emoji Codes thanks for the invitation for the interview. He gets his coat of the cupboard. Then he gets up. After he says something in Japanese quietly, he says goodbye to his interviewer. Outdoors two bodyguards wait for the famous actor from Japanese Emoji.
They hide him with several sheets. Stands on the sheets: "Censored celebrity".
Clear, thinks Sweasy26. Emojis may not even know that the famous actor was nearby.
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