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Enable Emoji is the uppermost boss of the enterprise 3,563,746 in Emoji Copy Paste. This company specialised for the distribution and trade with the urban photocopiers. The profit of the enterprise grew during the last 364 days strongly. Many investors stood after the announcement of the profit in the queue. Finally, they urgently want to get a dividend. Some investors were even ready to pay more up to 25 times.

Enable Emoji had to accept by his entry into the enterprise absolutely several shares of the enterprise as a wage substitute. The successful pressure on him was thereby raised at the beginning quite intelligently. Topically he points very proudly at the company name.

Stands on his forehead: 3,563,746. 34 days ago tourists from the Uranus thought that this number was a luck number of Emoji Copy Paste. Thereon reacted Enable Emoji smiling: 3,563,746 is anyway a piece of luck for me and the stockholders of the enterprise.

The other can buy of course shares of our enterprise if they are interested in a dividend. But the price lies luckily quite clearly more than 236 local Bitcoins per share. Enable Emoji could realise quite full profits with the dividends and the share sales. On account of the success many journalists wait for an appointment with Enable Emoji. The extraterrestrial Sweasy26 met the uppermost boss of the company in a confidential bunker.

 

Enable Emoji requires a moment patience. He must copy just several sheets.

Just there exploded several outlets. Enable Emoji requires other patience from his interviewer. The uppermost boss must call an electrician. With the outpatient clinic there came several electricians. They began the treatment of the outlets. Meanwhile, apologised Enable Emoji with Sweasy26 for the unexpected event.

 

Sweasy26: Mr. Emoji, 3,563,746 has increased acquisition-partly not only the turnover on 868 percent, but also the operating result about 273 percent. The additional purchase of 6,473,653 is up to now a successful story. 6,473,653 market was successful in the Venus'. How did the commercial transaction run in the photocopier market in the kingdom Emoji?

Enable Emoji takes his successful income statement: The inquiry for the photocopiers from Emoji Copy Paste has clearly risen during the last days. Many enterprises and Emojis realise that a life is without photocopier like a life without water. I think that the prosperity rose in our country clearly during the last days. In comparison to the year before we could sell much more photocopier. The reason certainly lies in the motivation work of our marketing experts. We sent them to the possible buyers home.

Of course we had to obey the local laws. One day we got several complaints. This happened in Emoji Meaning. Many inhabitants collected there several signatures against our company. At the end we had to pay to every inhabitant a compensation by the height of 2 Bitcoins. However, this scandal was nationally published. Thus realised many Emojis and aliens that they absolutely needed a photocopier.

 

You did not know at the beginning that in Emoji Meaning is the law of the thrift about all laws. Or if you specially looked for a very big conflict.

Which of these statements applies?

Enable Emoji looks very nervous. He urgently wants to drink 5 gigabytes of water. He calls his private servant. The servant brings several bottles with water to the uppermost boss.

Maybe our marketing experts wanted to do this.

Some time ago they were condemned to a brainstorming of our administrative council. Thus the pressure on them was raised. What struck me after the brainstorming, was the mass purchase of the shares of our enterprise. I think that they were sure that their method should function. Among the marketing experts were several studied marketing professors from the Jupiter. Made easier certainly their job.

 

12 days ago began the sales of the photocopier Emojio Pi. How did the customers react to the presentation of the new product?

Enable Emoji calls his servant. The servant should bring him at least 6 servings of a healthy salad. After the uppermost boss received his servings, he started to speak:

Emojio Pi is certainly the experience of this spring. I was inspired myself very much when I wanted to copy several documents. By the way: Before the today's interview I used this newest photocopier.

 

Well. But why did the new photocopier Emojio Pi cause an explosion of the outlet?

Enable Emoji gets a shield from his backpack. He defends himself with it:

Nevertheless, this was absolutely normal. Some time ago electricians have demonstrated against too little work. That's why the urban parliament decided that in the photocopiers some problems must appear. 

Since this decision became legal, finally, electricians could get more work. Of course we receive as a profit-oriented enterprise a well-arranged compensation from the national bank. This is why we have nothing against this bureaucratic regulation. By other photocopiers there were worse experiences. A photocopier which we took in the assortment 2442 days ago, caused headaches with our employees. At that time also I suffered from strong headaches. At that time we had to go at own costs to the doctor.

This was not financed by the authority. This was bad for us. At least now we experience only the problems which are officially compensated by the national bank. Nobody falls ill more because of the service of a photocopier.

 

Which photocopiers have to get good chances into the top 10 of the bestselling ones?

Enable Emoji looks the pictures of different models:

I think that the model with the name Middle Finger Emoji Copy could reach soon the breakthrough. Some time ago our analyzers were in the factory. There they looked the plans of the engineers for the new photocopier. They promise real revolution in this branch. But I am always very careful before new models. I always go with my shield when I must look at a new model in the factory. Moreover, I have so still no sales pressure.

First I ordinarily send at least 66 experts to a factory. They must exactly check the newest device. In addition we have developed several confidential requirements. Our experts go with a long check list to every new model. Every new photocopier must fulfil certain internal requirements. If not all points are good, it can be that we improve inside the model. This happened with a model.

However, in this manner the factory loses the higher share in the profits for our added value work.

 

Beside the photocopiers your enterprise also sells Smartphones. How do you see the next generation of the Smartphones?

Enable Emoji rubs his hands: I think that in close future a revolutionary device comes on the market. For this purpose 3,563,746 has signed a cooperation contract with several software developers.

The aim is quite clear, own Smartphone from our production. I may not betray the name of the device because of the trade secret. But our marketing experts already rub themselves the hands on the next marketing.

 

Does your enterprise plan to organise somewhere other problems?

Enable Emoji defends himself with his shield: Certainly we pose no problems.

We want to develop only our success clearly. I must say that we have learnt from our mistakes a lot. That's why we condemned our marketing experts to the study of the home laws. They also exactly had to study all local laws. The new marketing strategy is harmless. Nobody is damaged. I had to confirm this personally in the capital city with my written signature. That's why I will exactly check every marketing strategy with my eyes and my nose.

 

886 days ago your enterprise launched a subscription for ink cartridge for photocopier. In this manner you wanted to reach a stronger customer loyalty. How do you judge the development?

Enable Emoji looks in his successful income statement some figures: Thanks to this subscription we have bound 44678 new customers nationally to our trading venture. Nevertheless, the customers are our fish. Nevertheless, a fisherman must also be able to fish fishes.

Alike we must proceed at our work. In comparison to the caught fish our customers are very contented in our captivity. Many customers send our employee regularly to the first April many sweets. They wrote even to us fan letters.

 

The segment of the repair of the photocopiers had to register a clear decline.

Has the general quality of the photocopiers become better?

Enable Emoji gets a tear wiper from his bag: Unfortunately, the manufacturers had to improve the quality on the pressure of the authorities. The reason was that photocopiers may pose only problems in favour of the electricians. However, the manufacturers may make worry folds to our enterprise. That's why we want to produce our own Smartphone.

 

Will 3,563,746 take part in other markets?

Enable Emoji looks at the business plan of the enterprise: I do not know by this second. But I think that our company could take up maybe also pocket calculator of the future in the assortment. Maybe we must exactly examine first our competitors with the telescope. I think that we should fly to Pluto. There we look what we could still need here in Emoji. But with the present development of a company I am very contented.

No miracle many enthusiasts wait to buy our shares urgently.

 

Other takeovers planned?

Enable Emoji points at the successful income statement: This is our trade secret. Other takeovers are certainly always possible from my view. But these enterprises must fit to our company and my strategy. Such questions are discussed in the narrow circle under the enterprise guidance. Outsiders may not know this.

 

Suddenly the interview is interrupted by electricians.

They say that the repair of the outlets and the photocopier are concluded. Thereon Enable Emoji runs to his photocopier. He starts to copy all desired documents. After some time he points proudly at the high pressure quality:

See. Emojio Pi is the best photocopier of the today's time.

The uppermost boss shows to the extraterrestrial Sweasy26 quite proudly. The interviewer agreed to him.  In this optimistic point Sweasy26 decided to finish the interview.

 

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