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Emojis
wanted to know this from the gathered lawyers on a rainy day.
In addition an Emoji immediately had a case: He bought a packet from
111 candles for the forthcoming celebration of the planet Halloween.
To his regret 27 candles were already partially used. Other 12
candles were much shorter than the rest. An other candle looked
invisible. All remained candles were useful. In this case expressed
himself a retired public prosecutor that the problematic candles
should be substituted with the shop assistant in the country of the
Emojis. 👤👩⏱️🎞️, ⏺️🔌➕🗺️👀🗣️➕⚙️🔟,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 💡❌️.
When do complaints come under the statute of limitations because of
the defects in the kingdom Emoji?
A stingy alien from the Jupiter who trades in the country of the
Emojis with coffee capsules asked this. Thereon lawyers had clear
answer: ➕👤👩⬅️⤵️🥇, 👫➕➡️👥1️⃣ ⏱️➕🛰️😀. ➡️👤❌️🎁➡️⏱️➕🛰️👫➕👪️.
👤👩💨🚂▶️🎬️🎮️. 👤👨🚘️👤👩🥫🔎⏱️👫➕⏱️👪️. 🔂🤹⛰️➕🔮.
Then the accountant told something about the price creation
according to the stingy laws: In the purchase price the following
costs are included: Production costs, costs for safekeeping of the
product, costs for employees and packaging, costs for the
authorities (value added tax), costs for discounts, profit sharing
for stockholders of the enterprise, costs for advertisement and
costs for the maintenance of the company.
When Emojis got to know about this statement of cost, they were very
furious that so many unnecessary things would pass on them. After
this events explained a stingy investor from the Jupiter:
🥘➕🍽️⚙️👥. 👤🤝👤❌️👤👩⬅️. ➕💆♀️💯👤👩⬅️. 👤👨👥⬅️. ⤵️👤👩⬅️🙇♂️.
👤👩👤⬅️👤👩🛠️👤⬅️🌮🍽️. 🍽️➡️👤🔎👍️. ➕🍽️🍽️❤️🥇.
When can a shop assistant withdraw from the contract?
An Emoji asked this on behalf for all self employed Emojis. A lawyer
from
Crying Laughing Emoji answered this: If a buyer is too lazy
for the fulfilment of his duties. Above all if he does not pay the
purchase price. Besides, the shop assistant should inform the buyer
about his forthcoming resignation of the contract on time. And what
if the buyer the thing has with himself and does not pay the
purchase price?
In this case the shop assistant can require the return of the
purchase object in the country of the Emojis. If he already liked to
withdraw from the contract.
How may a shop assistant calculate such damage in the kingdom Emoji?
A decent alien from the Uranus asked this. In addition said a former
assigned counsel from
Alien Emoji: If a buyer does not pay the purchase price, but
the shop assistant withdraws from the contract, then has to go
according to the last time 1 percent may be used by the purchase
price as a compensation. If the damage is much bigger provably, the
court can include a certified mathematician to the calculation of
the damage.
After this statement it became suddenly very quietly in the room of
the gathered Emojis.
At this time several Emojis from the city
Emoji
Art came after long trip to the lawyers. They carried all same
shirt and trousers. They were dressed very brightly.
Then these Emojis with festive mood went to the building of the
lawyers. Most Emojis were looked by the soldiers as a colored menace
for plain room of the gathered lawyers. 👥⬅️💬⚪️🏘️🏤2️⃣
🗣️➕🛑📦️➡️🚪🥉.
By this second an unknown voice sounded in the direction of the
being penitent Emojis: You are damned despondent egoists!!!
Then some lawyers got a fright. In the meantime, the artist
portrayed the old judge more and more intensely and more
undisturbed.
After some time the perfect portrait of the judge was ready. Then
applauded even his envious people. The main lawyer also wanted a
portrait. Thereon said the artist: Who had courage to the doorway,
might be portrayed free of charge. The rest must pay for that at
least 1124 Bitcoins per portrait. A lawyer from
Emoji
Meaning got angry about it: Damned stingy canvasser!!
Other lawyers partially agreed to him: The artist abused the live
broadcasting for clandestine advertising of his art. That's why the
artist was condemned to other free portraits by the lawyers. Then
portrayed the Emoji even more lawyers.
In the interim immediately 10 oxpeckers hit the windows of the
gathered Emojis.
Most lawyers reacted very awfully. Then the windows were destroyed
in the room. Several lawyers who wanted to be portrayed absolutely
free of charge were attacked by the oxpeckers. The affected lawyers
tried to protect themselves with their books. At this time a bird
breeder from
Middle
Finger Emoji alarmed the police because of the escape of his
birds from the cage. Thereon all spectators of the kingdom Emoji
found out that ten oxpeckers from the cage of a farmer fled. The old
judge who was portrayed as the first could count in complete silence
the number of the birds. 👮📞❓️📁🏫👟.
🚶⬆️👤🏛️🗣️🚪⬆️➕👤👨. ➡️👤❌️🗣️👤⬅️🚪⬆️🤣🗣️. Thus many Emojis and
aliens absolutely wanted to get a portrait with their face painted.
About that the tax authority got to know in
Poop
Emoji. The envy of the officials on the successful artist grew
upwards faster than the value of all traded shares on the stock
exchange. Thus the tax authorities required a special value added
tax for art of this Emoji. He had to accept tacitly this. Otherwise
the mightiest authority of the country of the Emojis threatened with
long-standing imprisonment. After all these events lawyers decided
to say goodbye to the Emojis. Then there ended their working day.
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