This is the story about Monkey Emoji. For Emojis see the following: 🐒 Monkey, 🙊 Iwazaru- Speak-No-Evil Monkey, 🙉 Kikazaru- Hear-No-Evil Monkey, 🙈 Mizaru- See-No-Evil Monkey and 🦍 Gorilla. Monkey Emoji was born 17155 days ago according to his birth certificate close to Emoji Meanings. Topically he serves in the royal government as a tourism minister. He belongs to the royal family. That's why he may advertise to Emoji nationally and planet-far very actively. At the command of the Third Horror Clown his family in his birth had to leave the capital city Emoji SMS.
The ruler of the Circus Union had very big panic when he got to know by the birth of Monkey Emoji by the Secret Service. Some doctors attested to the Third Horror Clown an allergy on descendants of the royal family. That's why the family of Monkey Emoji had to emigrate finally to Emoji Meanings. Later the parents of Monkey Emoji received a big praise from the Third Horror Clown. Finally, the family of the today's tourism minister lived in a settlement with a lot of Horror Clowns. So the Third Horror Clown granted with his signature that Monkey Emoji with his family could return in the capital. Some charlatans said that Monkey Emoji is the younger brother of the king Devil Emoji. The king of Emoji is quiet about his informal relations. What, however, every inhabitant of the kingdom knows about Monkey Emoji that Devil Emoji gave several handkerchiefs to his related.
Some spies from the Salted Cucumbers suppose that Monkey Emoji is a cousin of the topical king. There were even several phoney biographies about the tourism minister.
Origin and education
About his detailed origin there exists a
special law about the data protection and censorship. Basically Monkey Emoji is
a relative of the king.
When he was 777 days old, his father brought a small violin home. From this violin a brown diamond fell on the ground. The small Monkey took the small diamond with his hands. He looked at it with the biggest enthusiasm. Then the diamond from his hands fell on the ground. Monkey Emoji loudly started to cry. His father did not know how he could calm his son. That's why also there came his mother. Both parents tried to calm unsuccessfully the small son.
At this time the grandparents of Monkey came on the part of the mother and on the part of the father. They looked what could be useful in the space. They found the small violin with their eight eyes. They pointed at it with four forefingers at the same time on the violin. Then his parents took the small violin and started to play. Within two seconds calmed down Monkey Emoji unexpectedly fast. Thereon his parents applauded the grandparents.
Later Monkey Emoji tried to get over and over again the small violin in his hands. For his birthday he received at the age of 1826 days a big violin. Since this time he played almost every second hour with the violin. At the age of 3287 days Monkey Emoji was invited personally to the Third Horror Clown. The ruler of the Circus Union wanted to experience the musical talent of the small boy with his ears. At that time his parents had great fear that the ruler again could have grandson's ambitions.
Finally, the Third Horror Clown let kidnap the twin brother of an Emoji. This twin brother became the spare grandson for the ruler. Monkey Emoji received big applause after his musical presentation from the ruler. Moreover, the Third Horror Clown commanded to organise a special scholarship for the gifted boy. Thus a special deduction from wages of all employees was decided in the capital city Emoji SMS.
After four months the Third Horror Clown collected so enough money for the musical education of Monkey Emoji.
He promised to the small boy that he would finance the education and his talent at the expenses of other ungifted inhabitants of the Circus Union. At the age of 4384 days Monkey Emoji began his study of the music in the capital city of Emoji. After the death of the Third Horror Clown Monkey Emoji interrupted his study. He wanted to go voluntarily to the burial of the ruler.
His parents had only partial understanding for his behaviour. Finally, they had to leave the capital in the birth of Monkey. Only late they might return. When Monkey Emoji was 5479 days old, he sat down with his friends in a ship by the yellow sea. He and his friends persuaded to drive the captain to the beach of the Circus Country. Later the captain alarmed the emergency place. He explained that several students kidnapped the ship.
After this event the beach of the Circus Country was supervised by several soldiers. When the ship on the beach of the yellow sea came in Circus Country, all friends and Monkey Emoji were arrested. They had to stand themselves trial because of the kidnapping of the ship. They were condemned to the hard labour in the prison for persons underage. Just in the prison Monkey Emoji and his colleagues had to build ships from wood and metal.
Then all scholarships were stroked for the young Monkey Emoji by the budget of the Circus Union. Thus he had to bury the dream as a musician for the time being in the cemetery of the dreams.
At the age of 6209 days Monkey Emoji had
to go work.
That's why he started to work as a shipwright. At that time musicians were not searched. Moreover, Monkey Emoji had received a working ban as a musician from the Circus Union. Besides, he got in the passport the stamp "Verified ship kidnapper". In spite of the ban Monkey Emoji played with the music instrument harmonica at his work. His colleagues liked this so much that they enrolled Monkey Emoji for a talent show anonymously. Monkey Emoji had to invent a pseudo name for himself. He was quite simply called ME.
The first talent show was broadcasted on television. At this time the Last Horror Clown had to deal a lot with dust of Emoji Meanings. As a distraction he looked in the evening the talent show. He did not know that the most gifted musician was the former ship kidnapper. The Last Horror Clown wanted to invite the gifted musician personally. Then he took down the phone numbers of the TV channel. Later the ruler called up the managers.
Then the Last Horror Clown commanded own music broadcasting for Monkey Emoji. Moreover, the musician received several banana palms as a present. At the age of 6941 days Monkey Emoji was not only a very famous musician, but had several banana trade chains in completely Emoji. The irony of the story: The captain of the ship which he kidnapped earlier became the marketing boss of the banana stores.
Then Emojis and other inhabitants saw in the TV channels also a lot of advertisement for the support of the banana consumption. Monkey Emoji could already count a mountain in property to his jubilee. He owes his breakthrough to the Last Horror Clown and his colleague in the ship construction. His former colleagues of the ship construction also profited from the professional rise of Monkey Emoji. They had senior positions in his enterprise.
Monkey Emoji supported the party of the
Last Horror Clowns. This time his parents had no problem with the political
opinion of their son. After the astonishing death of the Last Horror Clowns
tried Monkey Emoji to strengthen his position in the entrepreneur. He wanted to
take over several TV stations. But he had not enough experience in this area.
Thus he had to concentrate upon his music and banana stores. Moreover, he had
good contacts with southern countries. There he allowed to build several
At that time there he hid many valuables. After the end of the Circus Union he used the chance. He flew regularly with his private flying saucer planet-far. He left everywhere his tracks. He allowed to build several subterranean fridges. There he hid several long-lasting food. He feared that bad tongues started to organise the new world order. Then he found out that his related Devil wanted to take over the power in Emoji. That's why supported Monkey Emoji him.
He financed the opposition against the elective dictators. Moreover, he sent several anonymous threatening letters against the elective dictators. When Devil Emoji took over the power in the kingdom completely, Monkey Emoji might join the government. But he kept waiting long time. First he wanted to dissociate himself from the government. He decided to finish a continuing education as a marketing boss. Finally, the former captain also made this continuing education.
After the end of the several years' study in the marketing Monkey Emoji announced his interest in the office for tourism. Up to now the king was also the tourism minister in Emoji. 4015 days ago he bribed a presenter of a talent show. He wanted that his favourite candidate wins the competition absolutely. The reason was that the money came directly from the national bank. Later Monkey Emoji with several bank notes had to defend himself in a press conference.
He had to apologise at the command and the majority decision of the parliament of Emoji before the whole population. He explained that he was sorry very much. Finally, he could have supported his ideal candidate also privately. That's why Monkey Emoji decided to sit out a punishment in the prison. Then his music suddenly became also outside Emojis very popular.
At that time many mass media also wrote that the tourism minister of Emoji goes voluntarily to the prison because of the bribery. Later the whole story as a marketing transition was unmasked. There was no ideal candidate and no stay in the prison. It was only one fictitious and well thought-out story for the marketing of the kingdom Emoji beyond the frontiers. Finally, more and more tourism ministers planet-far fight for new visitors.
Some ministers increase their budget and apply regularly for a new tax increase. In this case Monkey Emoji acted much more skilful. He also had to instruct the national bank not for printing the bank notes. Thus the national bank saved a lot of paper.
2190 days ago Monkey Emoji got an honouring for his efforts towards new tourists in Emoji. Thanks to his application almost so many new visitors came like live together in all biggest towns. Even the ghost of the Last Horror Clowns congratulated him.
That's why the ruler of the Circus Country made friends with Monkey Emoji. But later the contact was interrupted. The reason was that Salted Cucumbers wanted to affect the contacts between Circus Country and Emoji. Many local spies suppose that Monkey Emoji meets secretly the ruler of the Circus Country to common golf games.
Researchers have accused the tourism minister of having acted not enough against the sellout of archaeological findings.
Some misers from the Jupiter made friends with Monkey Emoji for these purposes. Several critics of the tourism minister who wanted to remain anonymous officially in the mass media suppose this. Envious journalists noted very expensive wristwatch on the hand of Monkey Emoji. They started to dream themselves about such a clock. At least Monkey Emoji does not hide his car. Moreover, he censors his family for the public entries.
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