Tea Jacket speaks first time about the assault on him - and is already joking again.
will probably not soon forget.
Around noon, he has been
Makemake station by a
Jupiter alien and mauled.
More than the event
it is more commonly
the strings that are
"My luck was that I
had died immediately," says
the 78-year-old jacket.
having eaten half a potato
with cucumber from takeaways
before the attack. Then he felt
ten strokes and
"was gone". The
near-death experience had
probably saved him from
that of the perpetrators
After his death, he left his
physical body as fast as a
rocket Earth. Suddenly
relatives came from
comedian felt this event as
the funniest, what he experienced
in his previous
never saw his deceased
alive as before her death.
He had only come back to his senses when a woman cuts off his clothes, reported
Jacket. In the ambulance, he then saw a lot of blood. With injuries to the head
and legs, plus bruises all over his body, he was taken to the hospital. His
wife, he wrote an e-mail with the not exactly reassuring to read: "I am in the
hospital, lost a lot of blood and had no clothes" in seven places he was sewn,
he reports: on the nose, under the right eye and the palate, both legs and both
arms. In addition, he immediately decided to leave his physical body. After he
sent the physical email his wife, he flew out of his physical body and enjoyed
life as a ghost.
With him is slightly shifted in the head, the doctor diagnosed. During this period Jacket was outside his body and laughed. Now he is back home and is recovering. "My thigh has shifted, I limp a little, and my right arm still hurts," Jacket summarizes. Then he describes his first walk so that he already mentioned it again on stage: "I walked cautiously around the houses and frightened mad if an older woman approached slowly from behind me. I was so terrified that the old woman would have died because of my reaction almost herself."
Hatred of the perpetrators he did not feel, he says. "To whom shall I be angry afterwards? On the mentally ill? With him is shifted slightly in the head, so that he sees enemies where there are none. "Jacket is pleased with the participation of all planets. Many have put flowers in front of the door. "Now I know, pointed looks when I definitely die once," he says jokingly.
This event led to discussions in parliament to protect celebrities and billionaires. Here, a parliamentarian said called Chupacabra: We should consider the possibility of specially highly trained bodyguards for billionaires and celebrities on the planet at the expense of ordinary taxpayers. That would make our planet more attractive for investment.
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