In an early morning
Emojis began their preparations for the traditional celebration to honour of
their home planet Halloween nationally. At least, importers from Ceres also sent
the suitable masks. A lot of Emojis dressed above all as Horror Clowns of the
former Circus Union. The death of the last Horror Clowns strongly influenced the
inhabitants this year. That's why above all older Emojis wanted to wear the
masks with the face of the First Horror Clowns. Even the uppermost tax collector
from Poop Emoji
had an especially good idea in his stingy brain. He bought nearly 666 Horrors
Clown masks at the expenses of the Emoji Poops.
Of course the urban Emojis with some voluntary taxpayers who were shown solidarity with the local population paid. After the purchase the tax authority sent disguised officials to the collect of the taxes. Moreover, several officials with soft teddy bears came to the Emoji Poops. When local Emojis opened the disguised Horror Clowns the door, the officials handed over quite friendly these teddy bears to the population. Behind every bear was a bill which requested to the payment of the taxes. Many Poop Emojis reacted something demanded too much and easily in amazement. Among the Emojis this subject was the most-discussed in the whole kingdom Emoji. Also serious lawyers began their working day with this subject.
A defender from Emoji Art got ostentatiously a calendar from his backpack and showed the today's date quite proudly with his ten fingers. He went to each of his colleagues and pointed at 31st of October. Several angry Emojis said, why they appeared today generally to the work. Finally, every decent Emoji would have to prepare for the big party to honour of Halloween.
In spite of their annoyance a former notary public calmed his colleagues: Today we finish our work exceptionally earlier. A young assistance lawyer from Japanese Emoji wrote the following sentence on the chalkboard:
The end of the employer-employee relationship in the country of the Emojis
Then Emoji explained that today this subject was discussed.
When can the employer finish the employer-employee relationship?
An alien from Uranus asked this in a written inquiry the lawyers.
Emojis started to discuss this nearly 26 minutes. Only after 29 minutes a courageous lawyer trusted an answer from his mouth on the round table to himself on the subject to spit:
The employee sold illegally business secrets to a not identified competitor of his present employer. Moreover, the employee offended against contractual obligations., Among the rest, other reasons for the notice are: Wrong personality in the wrong job. A failed communication among the employees.
Thereon a public prosecutor from Middle Finger Emoji got up and pointed with his middle finger of his left hand at a poster with the concept employee. He urgently wanted to express himself about the lawful reasons of a notice without financial results for the employee. Quite independently the public prosecutor got the law book of his place and wrote the following sentence:
§ The employee who discontinues his working place in Emoji independently may not be disadvantaged by the unemployment insurance. The following conditions must be fulfilled: The discontinuing can prove that the continuation of the employer-employee relationship to him or her was not reasonable.
With strains in the job the discontinuing must provide for two doctor's reports independent of each other. A doctor may be chosen by the discontinuing. The other doctor must be assigned by the unemployment insurance. The whole procedure may last no longer as two weeks. With different results of two doctors the discontinuing must be sent to two other doctors. Both doctors must be in each case in another town of Emoji.
When stingy politicians from Emoji Meaning heard this law friendly to employee, they tightened quite immediately two Horrors Clown masks successively on their face. Most Emojis reacted very contently about the courageous behaviour of the public prosecutor from Middle Finger Emoji.
A student of the jurisprudence had a question because of fear about his job:
How can Emojis become even more dependent on lawyers in the area of the notice of the employment contract?
For gathered Emojis this question was disagreeable a little bit. They noticed that they should invent a law. The law also had to defend the high wage of the lawyers in this area. So a stingy defender wrote the following sentence in the code of the kingdom Emoji:
§ The judge can be contacted any time by a contracting party for the contesting of the notice in his job.
Which results does the unwarranted resolution of the employment contract have for the contracting parties?
Emojis and alien from the Neptune wanted to know this. The specified professional lawyer for legal issues of the employment contract in Crying Laughing Emoji answered:
If a contracting party offended against the contract or a law of the protection of the employee or employer, the criminal party must pay compensation. In this case the inferior party should compensate the results of the offence financially.
Several employers' associations and trade unions protested exceptionally together against this rash formulation of the lawyer. Also his occupational colleagues reacted with a lack of understanding. A lawyer said: If an enterprise simulated its bankruptcy, this cannot be sometimes proved.
In this case present employees lose practically all rights. Only theoretically they could demand something. Several Emojis with Jupiter's roots in Emoji Meaning reacted very much angry that their methods were demanded so publicly on television before many spectators directly.
A representative of an employers' association explained: If an employee steals confidential documents and sells to the competition. Then the damage can be so high for present employer that the employee could pay back under no circumstances.
After the hearing of these opinions Emojis decided an unlimited prison sentence for heavy offence against the employment contract and all laws in this connection.
A religious defender from Heart Eyes Emoji did not accept this unlimitation of the punishing. He said: The maximum penalty for offence against the laws of the employment contract and other regulations should be limited to at most 6666 days. That's why Emojis began a small vote about this proposal of the religious Emoji.
The majority recommended this idea.
How can the employer be punished if he dismissed the employee for no reason only because of bad own mood?
This question came from Emojis from rural areas who often worked for misers from the Jupiter. That's why an assigned counsel from Poop Emoji described a case from his work experience: 6754 days ago an employer to several Emojis simply discontinued thus the employment contract. At that time I received an emergency phone call of the municipal authorities. At that time the uppermost tax collector got to know about this abusive notice of a lot of Emojis also from Poop Emoji. That's why this announcement also reached the Third Horror Clown in the capital city of the Circus Union. After the intervention of the uppermost ruler the employer had to reprogram his mood by medical treatment.
The progress of the recovery of the employer was sent even at regular intervals to the uppermost tax collector and the Third Horror Clown by confidential press release.
Later all Emojis were integrated again normally into the working process.
Several concerned aliens from Jupiter and Saturn wanted to know:
How can the employer react if the employee does not start his job?
On this subject a judge from Japanese Emoji who experienced similar cases in his professional life every eighth Friday expressed himself:
In such situations the employer may require a compensation by the height of the day wage of the employee. According to reimbursement system the wage must be adapted for the suitable days.
Stinginess attacks on the part of employer are excluded. Also a lawyer friendly to employer countered: Lazy attacks on the part of employees are not permitted. After this sentence several Emojis tightened Horror Clown masks. Then they took stinking eggs and pelted the building of the gathered lawyers.
What happens in the death of the employee or employer in Emoji?
A clown from Emoji Clown wanted to know this. Good question and suitably to Halloween, said a notary public. At the same time he explained what happens in this case: If the employee dies, the employment contract also goes out. If the employer dies, the employer-employee relationship on his heirs goes over.
Suddenly somebody knocked at the door. An assigned counsel opened the door. Before him stood several strangers. They wore Horror Clown masks. Among them was also the main lawyer who is ordinarily central for the legislation. Then several Emojis went to the gathered lawyers. Only by this second was clear to them that on this day the big party would take place to honour of their planet. That's why they finished their discussion. Then all present lawyers left the building. Later they prepared for the big party. Outdoors Emojis went disguised on all streets of the kingdom. Remarkably in this autumn it was: Nearly 67 percent of the Emojis dressed as a historical Horror Clowns of the former Circus Union. With it the statistics office for Halloween registered a new record in Horror Clowns among the Emojis of all times.
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