The first dictator sat in the city of
Meanings in his local study and wrote every sensible sentence for his New
Year speech. In his speech in
Emojis he wrote
the following sentences: "In the today's first New Year after the end of the
Circus Union experienced
strange and interesting times. After the death of the last Horror Clown happened
unbelievable stories. Although many Emojis mourned the end of the Circus Union,
we must look forward. At this point I would like to thank the gathered lawyers,
for their intensive and active work on the new legislation Emojis." After this
point the first dictator wrote that an artificial applause should interrupt his
speech on the state television. Then there came the next sentence:" Dear Emojis
and all the other citizens of the amusing state, the last changes forced our
government because of the made worse economic situation and empty treasuries the
general introduction of the tax duty for all Emojis without exceptions.
My government tries to form the taxes at most tolerably for the population, so that the economic sovereignty of the taxable citizens does not suffer." The first dictator decided to contact his assistant from the Mercury. He read out the present text according to him. His long-standing friend praised the dictator. He said him that he says first the bitter truth the Emojis, then he sweetens the truth at least for the ears of the Emojis. Then the first dictator wrote his speech further: "The competent professional specialist from Poop Emoji prepares successfully the introduction of the tax duty nationally."
With it the haughtiest official of the tax authority was meant in nice form. At the same time the ruler wanted to let a threat flow in onto his speech. This threat had to sound anyway very well in the ears of the Emojis and other listeners. It should not be perceived as a threat. Thus he complemented his speech: "The good laws which our many lawyers wrote in the law book and will write must be obeyed by Emojis without resistance and be considered.
Every offence against our new legislation can also lead without bureaucratic and time-wasting additional load of the judges to an immediate punishment. And now I wish all citizens and our friends as well as enemies a good start in the new year." With the last sentence the first dictator wanted to signal his readiness for a dialogue with his opponents.
At this time Devil Emoji with his Saturn's Emojis sat in a big tent in Crying Laughing Emoji. There he told his next friends what he would say exactly with his New Year speech: "My speech is directed above all at discontented Emojis who would see the first dictator best beyond the politics. We must continue our opposition against the today's political system, until the first dictator withdraws voluntarily from his office. Moreover, opposing Emojis should be searched anew with us from new year actively. We must form our opposition furthermore cleverly. Emoji needs a real descendant of the former royal family. To all my fans: Collect further actively old and stinking newspapers! We will soon be able to use this next year certainly!"
After his preparatory speech his fans applauded the ketchup entrepreneur. On the last day of the year the famous journalist Poop Emoticon wanted to make a special report about the work of the brokers in Emoji Meaning. The stingy Emojis and aliens with Jupiter's roots worked even into the night on the New Year on the stock exchange.
Finally, they had to satisfy their stinginess at the work. Some eager stock market jugglers showed to the journalist how they juggled with shares and other securities. Suddenly a very strong earthquake began in the economic metropolis of Emoji. According to relations of the people of the planet Earth the earthquake reached the strength 7.6 on the Richter magnitude scale. Several buildings in the town of the thrift became severely damaged. The building of the stock exchange was destroyed uselessly. Most stingy Emojis and aliens were easily injured to seriously. Strange enough the journalist Poop Emoticon was not injured. Many local Emojis reacted shocked that they would have to spend money from their savings. The local politicians promised the stingy Emojis that they would not have to spend their savings.
The urban politicians informed the first dictator about the damages after the earthquake. In comparison to the economic metropolis only light damages were registered in other towns by the earthquake. The first dictator wanted to consult with the uppermost tax collector. The haughtiest Emoji said: The stingy Emojis defended themselves too strongly against the introduction of the tax duty for them. Now these Emojis want to profit from our tax authority. This can happen only under unlimited introduction of the tax duty for all resident Emojis and enterprises in this stingy town. Therefore the first dictator attached every help to unlimited fulfilment of the entire tax duty according to the elective government. Stingy Emojis and aliens were after this statement in a crisis. On the one hand they were big opponents of the tax authority, on the other hand, they needed the state help urgently. So these Emojis laid their stinginess for a short time on the side and agreed to the conditions of the help. At least, stingy Emojis profited later from their rent objects. They rented for extremely high prices flats, houses and offices to interested tenants.
The tent of the ketchup entrepreneur Devil was also damaged strongly. Several Saturn's Emojis and aliens easily injured themselves. The notes for the New Year speech were dirtied by the ground. That's why the royal descendant a little more exactly had to check his plans. Against it there fell the first dictator from his chair when the earthquake began. He was not injured. The winner of the earthquake was once more the famous journalist Poop Emoticon who was present at the right place at the right time.
He could document to all Emojis the moments of the strong earthquake on video. The first dictator and Emojis of his surroundings accused the journalist even that he was responsible for these earthquakes. The taken aback journalist rejected this. At least, the mightiest tax authority profited from the results of the earthquake mostly. Finally, stingy Emojis and aliens were made accept all conditions of the introduced tax duty as a countermove for the state help. The clear-up operations after the strong earthquake developed at different places quite differently. Thus the economic metropolis of Emojis profited from the help after the disaster mostly from other towns. Because of the strong earthquake the first dictator had to change his New Year speech. He sat down to his chair and mentioned the disastrous earthquake in his notes as the main topic. Finally, Emojis had the strong earthquake above all as the last recollection of the present year.
In the city of Emoji Free the local population started to celebrate the New Year diligently without to be informed about the earthquake. Emojis chanted slogans, such as: " Finally, our country became independent in this best year of all times!
Thereon there rejoiced thousands of Emojis on the place of the freedom. Their celebration led these celebrating Emojis to tears of joy. Suddenly appeared a dark one strongly cloudy cloud over celebrating Emojis. Many recognised a known face from the television in the cloud. Really the cloud took over the face of the uppermost tax collector of the mightiest tax authority from Emoji. Among the celebrating was also an alien from the Uranus who had especially good memory. He shouted other Emojis: Help, this cloud has the face of the haughtiest Emojis!
After this statement all celebrating Emojis and aliens remembered that at the beginning of their freedom began the new tax duty and state supervision of the cash flows. The good mood of the celebrating Emojis ended with it fast. They left the place of the freedom and went home. At home they observed a strong wind with rain and snow. In spite of the negative headlines of the last day most Emojis decided to stick to their good mood.
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