met several misers from the Jupiter in
Emoji. Stingy investors found out about the possibility that, finally, in
Emoji a private lottery was legalised after the death of the last Horror Clowns.
Thus Emojis on order of the stingy aliens from the Jupiter had to produce
several balls. Misers examined before where the cheapest manpower could make
these works. Thus Emoji Poops were asked in
to build these balls carefully. Later Emojis had to mark these coloured balls
with figures from 1-49. In the interim other Emojis were asked in different
places of the country to build special houses for the sales of the lottery
coupons. Above all religious Emojis and monks in
Emoji were big opponents of the Jupiter's stinginess.
They collected together signatures against this plan of the private lottery. Then these Emojis came to the gathered lawyers because of this problem. At this time Emojis had to keep the valuable marked balls in Emoji Art. There was a small gallery. The owner committed himself with a safekeeping contract that he should hide the balls with himself up to the first game. In this contract misers from the Jupiter for successful safekeeping of the marked balls promised a financial compensation of 10000 local Bitcoins. When religious Emojis from Heart Eyes Emoji complained with the gathered lawyers to the forthcoming private lottery of the misers, also learnt the uppermost tax collector from Poop Emoji about the new source of income. Thus he looked for the responsible misers very intensely. He offered to them to keep the lottery with all data of the players in the building of the tax authority. The uppermost official was ready to rent the misers very favourably the suitable space.
The uppermost tax collector discussed this with the uppermost government of Poop Emoji. Thus the first game of the lottery was carried out in the building of the mightiest stingiest and haughtiest tax authority. When the uppermost official found out that nobody had won with the lottery, he complained with the misers and required a higher rent. The stingy aliens threatened to leave for their part the building if they had to pay more. Instead of the rise the uppermost official decided to analyse the data of the owners exactly. Moreover, he sent attentive Emojis to Jupiter, so that they visit there the houses of the stingy owners of the lottery. There they had to hide. After another game the stingy lottery owner collected most money in his flying saucer and sent to Jupiter. One day commissioned Emojis from Poop Emoji noticed how several aliens from the flying saucer brought several bags with money from Emoji in a safekeeping house. They took a photo of all steps of these contractors of the misers. Later Emojis came to the uppermost tax collector and pointed him where the lottery owner kept the earned money.
The uppermost official decided to inform the local police about the unlawful smuggling of the local money to Jupiter. Thus all stingy aliens were surprised after the game by policemen. Then the lottery owners had to be arrested in a subterranean bunker in Poop Emoji. They got the stamp "tax swindler" of the uppermost tax collector on their shirts personally written. Thus Emojis had to fly at the command of the authoritarian official to Jupiter. There all ascertained safekeeping houses with the income from Emoji were searched. Every coin and every bank note was checked for their original fingerprints with a special device of the tax authority. Later Emojis brought the earned money from Emoji back to their native country. The uppermost tax collector celebrated himself as the biggest hero in the history Emojis. Then the whole money was laid in a hiding place of a ship in Japanese Emoji temporarily. With this ship it concerned a not used old ship which was not used since the times of the Second Horror Clowns any more. As an owner of the ship was valid the city of Japanese Emoji. Thus a safekeeping contract was signed between the mightiest tax authority and the city administration.
In it committed itself Japanese Emoji that every coin and every bank note must be protected against pirates well. For this purpose several expensive supervision cameras were installed on all sides of the ship. Many Emojis who walked nearby recognised the strange devices. Many thought who needs to kidnap already an ancient ship. After the arrest of the misers from the Jupiter the uppermost tax collector and the city administration of Poop Emoji decided the takeover of the lottery. Thus the tax authority could also supervise the winners of the lottery even better. Really an alien from the Neptune with a play of the lottery won 60686 Bitcoins. The stingy tax authority reduced to it the amount about the envy portion of 30343 Bitcoins. Moreover, the winner had to pay one more tax to the tax authority. Grounds: The winner touched the valuable and holy ground of the tax authority with his feet. Thus remained to the winner another 20784 Bitcoins. The case of an Emoji Poops who won 90776 Bitcoins with the lottery was even more badly.
The tax authority reduced his profit about 30000 stinginess taxes. Then one more envy tax of 30388 was drawn off. Afterwards ground touch tax of the tax authority 18000 Bitcoins. At the end there came one more income tax with wealth tax. Emoji Poop received only 1111 Bitcoins. The winner thought that it was normal. Finally, he did not know other winners. This situation enabled to the tax authority to get rich even more thanks to Emojis who were not at that time also taxable in Poop Emoji.
When the gathered lawyers found out that the tax authority took over the lottery from the private aliens from the Jupiter, they could do nothing more against the lottery.
At least, they obliged the city of Poop Emoji to take part financially in different projects in completely Emoji. By contrast the city administration obliged the introduction of the income taxes and wealth taxes for all inhabitants of Emoji.
At this time the lawyers wanted to discuss the subject of the safekeeping contract.
A lawyer from Emoji List wanted to write the concept in the legislation Emojis with his both hands:
§ Safekeeping contract obliges the keeper the entrusted movable thing to take over carefully and to keep at a sure place. The principal has to do to the keeper for these achievements a consideration in the form of money or exchange of other objects. Moreover, both contracting parties can settle their considerations with each other.
Which duties does the carrier of the thing have to the keeper?
Three Emojis from Laughing Emoji wanted to know this. Thereon a defender from Emoji Art expressed himself: The principal must arise for caused damages by his things with the keeper. Emojis wanted an example from the practise. The defender described a suitable case on the subject: 6479 days ago ten terabytes of tomatoes had to be kept in a boat in Japanese Emoji during two days. The boat broke off. Because of the overweight affected Emojis lost several tomatoes in a village, that aliens from Mars wanted to send them.
The reason was, that the traders from Mars overestimated the possibilities of the boat.
In this case the responsible keeper owed a compensation to the principals in Mars.
May the entrusted thing use by the keeper without consent of the principal?
Two Emojis who took not enough right food to themselves asked the silly question of all times.
The furious main lawyer reacted angry: Certainly one may use nothing without previous approval. In this case this is also valid. Except the use of the thing was granted in the contract under certain circumstances for the keeper.
An alien from the Uranus wanted to explain his concrete case to the gathered lawyers:
One week ago I had to keep ten bottles with honey with myself. I undertook in writing all ten bottles to keep carefully. By my growing hunger I could not watch any more. I opened a bottle and ate the whole honey.
Later I could return only 9 full and unopened bottles. I paid to the principal the full amount for the bottle. Did I act correctly?
Gathered Emojis applauded the alien from the Uranus with both hands. They were glad that after a silly question a questioner also presented a right solution in a problematic case.
A clerk of the court from Emoji Copy Paste explained: The principal can demand back the thing basically any time. Moreover, the owner of the thing must also refund the safekeeping expenditure to the keeper completely.
A professional keeper from Japanese Emoji wanted to know: I have a camp for valuables. Sometimes I must renew my camp or renovate. May I return in this case the kept things early?
A public prosecutor from Emoji List affirmed this question.
What happens if several Emojis keep the thing?
Six Emojis from Laughing Emoji wanted to know this. Thereon the angry main lawyer explained that all Emojis should keep in this case in solidarity the thing. In the case of a damage that must pay the damage with which the thing was kept at the moment. In certain cases must arise all affected persons for the damage if the thing was distributed under several personalities.
What does pass with ownership claims third? To whom must the keeper the thing bring back?
Two aliens from the Mercury wanted to know this. A professor for commercial right from Alien Emoji said: In this case the urban court must be contacted compelling. In this case the thing must hand over by the keeper in spite of claims of third to his principal.
Two clever Emojis reacted to it very much annoys: What was if the principal a thief who stole the thing and deposited with a professional keeper for a short time.
Thereon the gathered lawyers decided unanimously that the urban court must deal with the case. Thus the third must prove his property in the thing.
Which duties does the warehouse keeper have in Emoji?
Two Stars from Star Emoji wanted to know this. Finally, they wanted to open an enterprise for the safekeeping of plastic bags. Thereon explained a lawyer from Alien Emoji:
The warehouse keeper must deliver suitable goods papers to the owner of the things for kept things. Moreover, the warehouse keeper must inform the owner about the changes in the thing immediately. This is valid particularly if the kept product was partially spoilt or starts to go bad. Moreover, the warehouse keeper is entitled to a rent for the safekeeping of the goods.
Both Stars from Star Emoji were very contented with this detailed answer.
At this time several aliens sat in Saturn on their chairs. They looked with their telescopes for treasures at other planets of the galaxy. Thus they found in the yellow sea an old ship in Japanese Emoji. They took down the co-ordinates on their forehead. Then they sat down in their flying saucer. After some time they flew to Emoji. There they looked for Emojis who were able to do their language. They found a teacher for Saturn's languages in Crying Laughing Emoji. Together they went to Japanese Emoji to the coast of the yellow sea. There they more exactly wanted to look at the old ship. Completely behind they found a door. They opened this door with their tools. There they found several coins and bank notes which brought back the employees of the tax authority from Poop Emoji before by the lottery from the Jupiter. They could not believe their eyes at all. They began their eyes several times to open and close. They realised that they had their sure lottery just before their faces. Thus they tried to deliver most money in their flying saucer. They could empty undisturbed the whole ship of the stored money. After they hid everything in their saucer, they sat down.
At this time an alien experimented in Pluto with a new computer language in his office.
By a confidential combination appeared before him 100 Emojis to be just falsely instead of in their homeland, were distributed somewhere in the Salted Cucumbers. The programmer from Pluto felt very well. He continued in such a way. Suddenly a device appeared in the flying saucer of the criminal aliens from the Saturn. They reacted something confused. Stood on the device: Emojis for Android
The curious alien wanted to look what this was. He did not understand how the device functioned. So he laid the device on the side. The alien from Pluto further programmed. Thus his work led to the fact that the uppermost tax collector of the tax authority from Poop Emoji suddenly appeared in the flying saucer with the stolen money. Until the uppermost official realised where he was, other employees from the tax authority were shifted to the flying saucer. The criminal aliens from the Saturn had very much great fear of these Emojis.
That's why they handed over to them quite voluntarily as a bribery the stolen coins and bank notes. They wanted that these Emojis leave alone them. The uppermost tax collector did not believe his eyes when he saw the same money which was got from the Jupiter. The employees of the tax authority left the flying saucer with the money. In the interim a professor came to the alien from Pluto and looked what he did so. He reacted angry that this alien caused a mess in Emoji. He commanded to him to reprogram immediately everything again to the initial state. The Saturn's aliens were very sad that their work at the end brought nothing. A small consolation still remained to them: The device with the Emojis for Android still lay with them. They more exactly decided to look at the device. The alien from Pluto did not remember all his steps of the programming. That's why some Emojis remained in the Salted Cucumbers. At least, all employees of the tax authority with the money were brought back to Poop Emoji. Suddenly the device with the Emojis for Android also disappeared from the hands of the Saturn's aliens shortly before the landing in Saturn. The uppermost tax collector remembered just after the lottery that the money was stored by the city administration in Japanese Emoji before.
That's why officials decided to sue these Japanese Emojis at the land court because of bad safekeeping. The tax authority hoped for even more money from Japanese Emoji by this quarrel to agree. This announcement reached the gathered lawyers. That's why they checked the initial position and had to agree, unfortunately, to the tax authority. Many Emojis reacted shocked and pelted their screens with banana peels. Later the uppermost official from Poop Emoji had to hide all money in a new bank. For this purpose a special bank with the name "Emojis as slaves of the stingy and haughty tax authority" was built. The bank was the biggest political secret of that time and also later.
After these events the gathered lawyers wanted to regulate a law of the safekeeping of money or other valuables legally. Thus a former professor wrote the following sentence for the protection of the Emojis before the spying of the Salted Cucumbers from Laughing Emoji in the law book: § Valuables, jewellery, coins and bank notes must be kept at places which are protected against the results of the rain and fire. Misers from the Jupiter applauded for this law.
By this second former founders and owners of the first private lottery in Emoji wrote a letter for their pardon and untimely release from the prison. Under pressure of the tax authority they still had to remain in the prison. In this case also there failed efforts of their defenders to bribe the tax authority and other authorities. Many Emojis played regular lotto, although the tax authority reduced the profits in such a way that some Emojis even had to pay extra.
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