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Aldebaran want to dissociate

We need to clearly distance ourselves from the olives with a distance of 1001 light years. This statement made Red Giant from the star Aldebaran recently in his appearance in the main program at the right time. He attended with this set for big discussions in Aldebaran. In Olive city since 68.8258 years outsourced the Agreement between Olive and Aldebaran in a freezer. Prince Red Giant will retire this agreement from the freezer by all means to strengthen Aldebaran with the agreement domestically.

If the prince will debate in the next few days on the relationship with the Olive with its political appointees, it is almost to the day exactly 68.9999999999999 years ago, since the star Aldebaran defined its position in the agreement in Olive City and the olive laboriously several ships transported. Nevertheless, the agreement is gathering dust in a freezer. But while unprocessed fixed dust in Olive -headquarters in all these years, the agreement provides in Aldebaran for regular discussion among the population and the political appointees. Even the narrow decision of the former generation political appointees to send the proposal of an agreement by Olive city had then triggered for major civil unrest. When the people boycotted the imports from the Olive after 27 months, the situation went out of control. The imported goods from Olives were burned or thrown into the sea. The hatred of the population of Aldebaran on Olive growing by the second. Later were the political appointees a ban on entry of all aliens from the Olives reassure their own people in the long term. Later it was the extraterrestrials from Aldebaran not matter what is decided in connection with the Olive. The political appointees deal but still regularly with the Olives. So it was this time.
Since then agree the political staff almost every hour on topics from Olives, which call for a withdrawal of the old agreement from the freezer - and given the concern every time a rejection. Also the Penal official sees no need for action, as he emphasizes in every public occasion: After-fly-olive, the agreement had become worthless, they say for the thousandth time in response to the latest proposal by prince Red Giant. He continued: "The agreement affects the peace negotiations with the Olives in any way, and its withdrawal would bring the Aldebaran no financial value." Giant judged it differently, as he told extraterrestrial Sweasy26 in the following interview.

Mr. Giant, the Olive treaties of Aldebaran is for almost 69 years in Olive City and is worthless according to official criminal since the no-fly-olive. With your withdrawal request you operate symbolic politics.
Red Giant has a passer out of the window waving before he can answer the question: If the agreement would be really worthless, it might easily be sent back to Aldebaran. Manifestations of Olive dictators show that the agreement has increased in financial value in Olive City: Following the decision of the entry ban of olives in Aldebaran, spoke as the luxurious olive -Oligarch Arnk Hell of an evil decision of Aldebaran compared to the Olive. Other voices called the decision an important step towards distancing from the Olives.

But the Olive consider the Aldebaran not as a potential threat to their territory. We have no corresponding status on the blacklist.
Red Giant has to do ten pushups and answers simultaneously: And yet you always hear statements that give the opposite impression. Many political staff in Olive city think that the Aldebaran will sooner or later anyway swallowed by the Olives with a vacuum cleaner. We will confirm with the officially deposited agreements these views. We must therefore make it clear unequivocally that Olives can not swallow us. Therefore, we must clearly and quickly as possible to distance ourselves from the Olives.

In recent years, several initiatives already failed on "distance of the Olive". Why do you try it just at this second again - in the midst of an impending war between the Olive and the Aldebaran?
Red Giant gets up and jumps 24 times in the air and answered: As you can see straight, I practice ever for an athletic attack against the invaders from the Olives. There are two reasons. Firstly, our parallel star has the Olive treaties formally brought from the parallel world with a strong magnet back without that would have led to problems. On the contrary: The Olives have noted and accepted with a funeral. Secondly, the withdrawal would strengthen the position of Aldebaran in the admittedly difficult positions by 86 percent.

In what way?
Red Giant takes his two hands together and makes with his both hands and arm wrestling speaks: A star is different in discussions when it is considered independent financially and materially, than when it is formally under full control of a foreign dictator. Only in this way we would negotiate on an equal footing. Who wants to be on the other hand taken from the Olives must adhere well to the agreement conditions of the dictatorship in the Olive. If this question settled, would reign on all sides clarity about the relationship.

Your advance but also debated in a year of struggle. With the warmed concern but you want to back up only your seat as a prince of Aldebaran.
Red Giant blush on the face and falls off his chair. He feels to have been caught by interviewers. He waits a moment and justifies himself: I reach thus a major concern of many aliens in this star. That we do this for the thousandth time, shows that we stubbornly hang on the topic. The agreement is still valuable in the freezer in the Olive city - and we want to remind the population also domestically. This discussion would be an opportunity to set for the fighters is a sign that they do not want to be taken over by the Olives for the criminal officials and other political appointees. The Olive-Lobby takes but everything to prevent that the issue is being debated before the fight. The citizen has a right to know but what is in reality.

In Aldebaran currently thinks no political appointee seriously about a takeover by the Olives. Rarely there was so much in agreement on this issue. Why do we need then this discussion?
Red Giant offers to excuse that he has to call his deputy shortly. After this call, he answers the question (He spoke with his deputy in a secret language that only political staff in Aldebaran must and can): Officially though no one thinks about it, that's true. But in secret circles already. This shows the work with other political appointees: Once the Olives change a law calling for some lazy staff in this country, the Aldebaran should stamp these changes for simplicity with a footprint in our code. This is a dumbing down of our star Aldebaran and only aims, not to annoy the population that wants to bring the agreement back from the Olives. The retreat of the agreement would be a strong symbolic sign that we had defeated the Olives. We would expect a planet-wide applause.

Is it so symbolic politics?
Red Giant turns on the radio and listen to local stations from the Aldebaran. After the song was sung to an end on the radio, he throws his sentences out of his mouth using a toothbrush: The agreement has high symbolic value. The only way to explain why it does not want to get back with an emergency rocket criminal officer if it's supposed to be so worthless.

The retired king Rater Be considers it prohibited if political organizations, spies and public do not support punitive official in the peace negotiations with the Olives, but simply something are chirping on the internet in 140 characters. What do you think?
Red Giant answers: That's a good idea. I have to go singing sometimes. With his statements, the Aldebaran should link extraneous files in the peace negotiations and more confident occur, he spoke to me from the heart. Only in this way a compromise is possible. And on this point I give him at least 99.99 percent right: The debate in Aldebaran, whether we should discuss over the Olive again, our position weakens sometime. Exactly such a discussion but want us achieve ultimately the Olive oligarchies. It was bad of us, that we had not first agreed in Aldebaran on how to proceed with the Olives. That can cost us an inevitable conflict with the Olive. So I stick to it.

Red Giant makes more sport exercises and drinking mineral water from his bottle. Later, he sits down on the chair and waiting. Sweasy26 asks him:
What are you waiting, Mr. Prince Giant?
Red Giant responds quite confidently: I am waiting for your next question.
Then the alien Sweasy26 must to disappoint him: I have all been wondering what I wanted to know. Red Giant is incredulous: I've made a few sports exercises and already was all. Red Giant looks irritated. He stands up and says thank you for the interview. Then he jumps still 9 times in the air and leaves the room.



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