My luck was that I had died immediately

Tea Jacket speaks first time about the assault on him - and is already joking again.
The black Wednesday GNF. June comedian Tea Jacket will probably not soon forget. Around noon, he has been attacked in Makemake station by a mentally disturbed 109 years Jupiter alien and mauled. More than the event it is more commonly the strings that are Jacket remembered. "My luck was that I had died immediately," says the 78-year-old jacket. He remembers having eaten half a potato with cucumber from takeaways before the attack. Then he felt ten strokes and "was gone".💀🤚⏩🧥💀🤛⏩🅰️🚀🌎🤳🧥🎫😦⏮🧬💀🤚🅰️👩📴👚🧥🚑🅰️🤚💉🤯➕🚽🏥. That would make our planet more attractive for investment.