After simple Emojis
and aliens found out the day before their own meaning on the planet Earth, the
wife of a lawyer from
Finger Emoji experienced something strange. The day before she visited
together with other Emojis the charlatan from the Saturn. After the election of
the first dictator several Emoticons from the neighbouring country came to
Emoticons were big fans of the future first dictator of Emoji still as he worked
in the politics of the former Circus Union. The wife of the lawyer told him her
dream: In my today's dream I sat together with ten Emojis, eleven Emoticons and
an alien from the Mercury in a restaurant. In this dream we discussed together
what we saw before ourselves. Before us stood a screen. In it appeared Emojis,
Emoticons, Aliens, Stars and other beings. The subject was: What distinguishes
these people, actually?
Then we discussed in the dream that, for example, Emojis, Emoticons, and Smiles had common forefathers. Suddenly appeared a person from the planet Earth and said us in the dream that Emojis were above all signs of a picture language. He said about Emoticons that they were quite easy pictures which were formed from different points, clips and lines. Emojis and Emoticons defended themselves in my dream that they were only picture language or signs language. Finally, we belong to original people. The lawyer promised to his concerned wife to argue with this subject. After this conversation the lawyer took immediately 400 kilobytes of the national bread 🍠 on his plate. He started to eat the whole bread with pink pears and blue apples. He considered, why Emojis and Emoticons founded no own separate union after the Circus Union. After the breakfast the lawyer left his house. He sat down on his horse. By this second the mailman knocked at the front door of the lawyer. His wife opened the door.
The mailman handed over a yellow envelope. The letter was addressed to the lawyer. His wife looked by the window whether her Emoji still was there. The lawyer prepared his horse for the trip up to the city border. His wife was very happy that she could hand over the letter to him. She threw the envelope from the window. The Emoji could catch it. The envelope was easily opened. The lawyer took it in his hands. By the touch of the letter the lawyer of his hometown disappeared to the religious building in Heart Eyes Emoji. There sat his religious occupational colleague and concentrated upon his laughing prayer. The lawyer recognised him among several foreign Emojis. The lawyer did not understand, why he should come to this town. Anyway it was no chance. After the laughing prayer the assigned counsel recognised his colleague. He asked him, why he came here. Finally, the day meeting of the gathered lawyers should take place on this day in the economic metropolis of Emoji Meaning. The reason was that Emojis should deal with new laws about the stock exchange.
Finally, a lot of Emojis wanted to buy their shares above all after the election of the first dictator, before they still had to pay taxes for the purchase of the shares. That's why gathered lawyers were asked to deal with the legislation of the stock market action. A lot of stingy Emojis and aliens from the Jupiter were interested in the subject. Together both Emojis sat down on a train and went to their occupational colleagues in the town of the thrift. When they came with the other lawyers, they wanted to talk about the stock market laws. Several Emojis wanted to reach the gathered lawyers by telephone. That's why the telephone line was immobilised by mass phone calls. The first dictator decided to visit the gathered lawyers. During his journey to the Emojis a mailman knocked at the door. Then he handed over to the ruler a yellow envelope. As the first dictator the letter opened he landed before the building of the gathered lawyers. He did not understand what happened with him. At least, he recognised the building where these Emojis worked on this day.
The first dictator did not want to go immediately to the gathered lawyers. Finally, he promised to them that he will come only in 2 hours.
At this time the main lawyer wanted to write the first sentences about the new stock market law in the code of Emoji. An Emoticon knocked at the door. The main lawyer opened the door. The Emoticon handed over several yellow envelopes to every single lawyer. The lawyer from Middle Finger Emoji warned the other Emojis against not opening the yellow envelope. In spite of his warning curious Emojis opened their letters. Then they disappeared from the room. This event for all spectators was noteworthy. Finally, the disappearance of the Emojis by millions spectators was seen national. The first dictator saw that suddenly big panic began in the economic metropolis. He did not understand what was wrong. A stock market juggler explained to him that all gathered lawyers disappeared after the opening of the yellow envelopes during the live broadcasting. Nobody understood what happened with disappeared Emojis really. At this time several linguists discussed on the planet Earth the difference between Emoji and Emoticon.
Finally, they wanted to write in the dictionaries exact explanations. That's why several information scientists had to come to the linguists. An information scientist showed the following answer about the question of the difference between Emoji and Emoticon:
An Emoji looks thus: 😊
If one translates this Emoji into Emoticon, it looks thus: :-)
Quite simply: 😊 = :-)
When the lawyers saw this, they understood how people interpreted Emojis and Emoticons on their planet.
Moreover, explained the information scientist: An Emoticon is the word, consisting of emotion and icon. Emoticons express emotions of the people in an easier kind. Emojis are against it rather a picture language. Moreover, Emoji means more exactly from the Japanese: E = Picture
Moji = Character
After this explanation all researchers understood everything. Now the concepts Emoji and Emoticon on all dictionaries of the planet Earth were properly explained.
By this second the first dictator ran to the building where the gathered lawyers were and disappeared later. He found the cameraman there. He commanded to him to show the exact circumstances of the disappearance of the Emojis. The responsible Emoji showed the moment to the ruler. The first dictator wanted to look at least 40 times at this event.
After several repetitions the ruler recognised the Emoticon who brought the yellow envelopes. That's why he commanded to find this Emoticon to his elite police. While the ruler analysed the circumstances of the disappearance of the lawyers, furious Emojis nationally looked for the responsible Emoticon. The responsible mailman hid in a tent which he rented with Monkey Emoji in a village. Moreover, this Emoticon studied music personally by his renter. A friend of the musician recognised the Emoticon on the video. That's why he informed the elite police of Emoji about the possible place of residence of the mailman. Beside policemen several curious Emojis came to the place of residence of the Emoticons. The suspect was arrested. His tent was searched. Investigators found a dictionary with the big heading in his tent: 😊 = :-) Translator of two languages
Emojis took the dictionary and questioned the responsible Emoticon about his linguistic proficiency.
Emoticon answered this: 4 days ago I was brought in my dream on the planet Earth by a being with shining eyes. There I had to learn what people make with Emojis and Emoticons everything. Later than I awoke, I suddenly found this dictionary on my desk. Because of curiosity I decided to look it. The first capital explained the differences of Emoji and Emoticon. Then I found several words which were translated from both languages. Sometime I found several addressed letters with envelopes to single Emojis. Above all gathered lawyers were concerned mostly.
That's why I brought all yellow envelopes to all affected Emojis as fast as possible. The responsible Emoticon was brought to the first dictator with a helicopter by emergency. The ruler of Emoji wanted to take the mysterious dictionary in his hands. He hoped to find there a solution how all disappeared lawyers return. The wife of the lawyer from Middle Finger Emoji was contacted by the advice of other Emojis. Finally, she dreamt as first about the difference between Emojis and Emoticons. She had to read at the command of the first dictator according to a letter in the live broadcasting. Suddenly all lawyers from their adventure returned to their seats.
Most lawyers confirmed that they might observe several linguists with the interpretation of two concepts Emoji and Emoticon on the planet Earth. The first dictator had enough of all reality movements of the Emojis of the last times. That's why he commanded a new unique law to write:
§ An Emoji 😊 is a picture sign on the planet Earth. An Emoticon is an expression of an emotion in the form of an icon :-)
The ruler of Emoji hoped that, finally, everything becomes like before his election.
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