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Mr. Credit Card is one of the most successful lenders in Saturn. For
his work as the chief of the credit company, he spoke on various
topics. Even to his last working day prior to his deserved retirement
he still has something to say.
In this interview, the extraterrestrials Sweasy26 talked
with the top boss of a credit company in Saturn. Before the interview,
Mr. Credit Card refused at the beginning to put on a gray chair. He
also called on Sweasy26 to lay out the red carpet under his feet. This
led to a delay of the interview start. Luckily there was a
horror clown with his
circus on the road. He agreed to rent a red carpet for this case.
Credit Card but still had a problem: The gray chair. In the beginning
he wanted to answer questions on the gray chair. But After 76 seconds,
he unexpectedly changed his mind and sat down on the gray chair. After
all, he could put his feet on the red carpet.
Mr. Card, you are more relaxed than you were a few months ago?
Credit Card responds and shows at the same time on his feet.
I am relaxed, I am usually. But especially if under my feet is a red
carpet. And as you know it, I still have some trouble with the gray
chair.
When is your last day of work?
Credit Card required Sweasy26 patience. He looks in his
notebook in the calendar.
My last hour will be sometime in the tenth raindrops.
The moving company needs an appointment to vacate your office from
your bacteria. Eventually, you have to say: Ok, this is my last
second.
Credit Card is based on his flying thought in the room.
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Can you actually after so many years of professional heteronomy find
back from one minute to the other to live independently?
Credit Card considering exactly 120 seconds to respond.
Of course, this job requires a lot of energy from one, also that you
must be constantly up to date what's happening in and around the
company. I have visited every month at least 2.75 of our offices
throughout the solar system, so it was also very much on the road.
Again in Saturn I was traveling a lot to look every three months in
another region to employees and customers in their eyes. It has a very
structured daily routine in my function actually. But I have also
helped to shape this structure over the last 3333 days myself. I think
I'll have a structured daily routine even in my next task. I
personally find this helpful. I also create happy detailed plans for
everything, then I will be able to leave with a stamp "Done".
Who has now determined your daily life, you or the job?
Credit Card looks at a painted credit card that colored his
grandson in kindergarten recently.
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Let us return to the positive things your tenure. If you look after
all also remember this and can attract long-term loan from a company
benefit?
Credit Card pleased about this question raises a glass to the
gray chair. More specifically on the rear leg of the chair.
I consider it a great success that we avoided a tax increase for
credit business to Saturn and its surroundings. And I'm looking back
also proud that we have earned us a very early and constructively in
the development of the Saturn's legislation. But it is also a fact
that many lender who could avoid any tax increase suffering, still in
front of two seconds away. It is a known phenomenon in all industries
that companies that are looking for in a bad time to protect their
gains, often more from coming out of the bad times than the others,
which are always complied with their obligations themselves using a
patent.
But if the public your work can not properly assess, that's because
not a reason to say now must be found, a new top boss?
Credit Card study the images of ants on his wallpaper.
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Let's talk about your successor nor Further More. How long have you
known him?
Credit Card needs his calendar.
I know him since 2225 days. At that time he wanted to take over as the
chief of dental clinic the other part of the dental clinic using our
credit. We from the credit company have advised him. So I met him.
Is it true that you are suggesting to the Board yourself the choice of
More?
Credit Card admits.
Yes, I excluded personally all the other candidates from the selection
process.
You have nevertheless campaigned for Mr. More public. What can he
better than you?
Credit Card refuses at first, to compare himself to his
successor. Then he answers.
I'm sure he brings his own strengths, and as head of a dental clinic
he also brings a different perspective to the credit company. When
choosing between an external and an internal candidate for a top chief
posts it always comes to a weighing of interests, both have advantages
and disadvantages. The external candidate has the inner workings of
the organization only in a study in an internal university graduate,
but he has a fresh look at things.
What role does the freedom on your travels planet far?
Credit Card screams.
I love my professional freedom as the chief of the credit company.
I'll be doing different places everywhere. I buy cucumbers in every
restaurant. I dance with the special music at each place visited by
me. Also, I sometimes take my grandson with the travel.
The credit industry has changed a lot in your time as the chief. One
would like to believe that it is less prone to become major crises. Is
the industry mean?
Credit Card eats two chocolate bars and answered the question.
The changes are very influential and ants strong indeed. Lenders are
legally established otherwise, the credit industry works with
considerably lower risk and capital ratios are much higher than a few
years ago. All in all, the industry become safer and more resilient,
and you can see that indeed the results that have become much more
steady in recent years. But there is still much to do. Work on the
business culture in which all employees adhere strictly to the
applicable rules, remains an important issue. I think that we have
made significant progress by the credit company in this field. But the
work is certainly not done for a long time.
But I think that the exclusion of charlatans in lending is a major
advance in our industry.
How do you say goodbye really of 124'567 employees?
Credit Card is blue in the face.
I say goodbye with a personal electronic letter of every single
employee. Of course, for reasons of productivity, I send all the same
content with a simple salutation in their mailbox. Some people I meet
in person one on one. Others may apply in writing with me for a
farewell. When I visit individual stores I meet lots of people. That's
always an opportunity to say goodbye in person at many. This is
sometimes quite hard after 51 years with the company. I have countless
relationships with our extraterrestrials and many have achieved great
things. But I have to look into the future.
You say it's hard, but you think it is sad.
Credit Card looks at his schedule. Therein stands from which
employees he will be what day goodbye personally.
That's also sad after such a long career in the credit company.
Simultaneously, the company also is in the normal after so many years.
Credit Card needs to wipe away his tears with the toilet paper.
What do you do when it does not work with the professor at the
University?
Credit Card throws his toilet paper with his tears on the red
carpet.
I told you in advance that I will write a book on the topic
"Prevention of indebtedness of young Saturn aliens". Or rather a
teaching tool on this issue.
After several questions to the outgoing head of the top credit company
Credit Card of extraterrestrial Sweasy26 decides to say goodbye to
him.
Credit Card lays out the red carpet in his pocket that
previously lay his feet comfortably. He leaves the room with the red
carpet as a reminder of his celebrity hours.
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