Emoji Plus is an investor from Emoji Meanings-interview

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Emoji Plus is an investor from Emoji Meanings. Ordinarily he invests in the food branch of his hometown. Emoji Plus studied food technology at the university for highly gifted Emojis. Emoji Plus was born according to own information 20076 days ago.

Emoji Plus visits regularly different events on the subjects of the Start-Ups. At a confidential place he founded even a coffee factory. However, for data protection reasons nobody may know which enterprise belongs to Emoji Plus officially. Before every invitation for a new interview he sends his representatives.

His people check the space with several devices. Moreover, there come many chimney-sweeps. They must check the air in the space for the dust. After all these processes were concluded, the interviewer may welcome the Emoji Plus, finally, personally.

The city Emoji Meanings explains with pleasure as innovative and Start-up friendly. At last was launched with big media interest the initiative „Emoji Meanings - the modern entrepreneurs of the kingdom“. At the same time the urban ones set up legislators new complicated laws.

Thus investors must be exactly checked for the carbon dioxide output. The investors may expel no injurious chemical elements from their nose. This should protect the air quality in Emoji Meanings. Another subject in the new urban legislation was the least amount for the investment in a new enterprise.

Thus every investor must pay at least 77 local Bitcoins for the enterprise. Other law obliges the investors to deliver at least 80 percent in the profits to the founder and his team. Above all stingy investors from the Jupiter protested against it. They are quite clear against it. They recommend rather that 20 percent should go to the founder and his team.

80 percent should receive stingy investors. Also investors from the Mercury criticised the new legislation. For them the biggest problem is the residence change to Emoji Meanings. Many extraterrestrials from the Mercury invest with pleasure their money abroad. However, they rather remain in their native country.

Extraterrestrials from the Venus criticise the new law of the removal of the chairs of the enterprise. According to the new law assets of the enterprise may not be confiscated by the investors. In Venus it is usual that investors take assets from the company for their personal use. Thereby they save wealth taxes for their household appliances.

On account of these worries of the investors from different places of the galaxy Sweasy26 decided to meet the known investor from Emoji Meanings to an interview.

 

 

In what exactly does the problem exist for Emoji Meanings Start-ups and their fear of the next control of the judge?

Emoji Plus: The problem is fairly complicated and can be explained best of all with the help of a concrete example which I personally have experienced: 888 days ago I invested in a lens production enterprise. I paid nearly 55780 local Bitcoins for the enterprise from my confidential bag. About 44 days later I was with a dentist. He complained with me to bad respiration. He expelled me with the dirty broom of the patient's chair. He said me that he survived so much bad air no longer. This annoyed me very exceptionally.

I wanted to sue this dentist. But the uppermost courts in Emoji Meanings condemned me to the visit of a lung doctor. The lung doctor checked my lungs with a microscope and with the heart lung machine. He found a lot of carbon dioxide. He said me that I dirty the air quality in my surroundings.

That's why he had to clean my lungs with the vacuum cleaner. Then he sent away me. After some time I went again to the dentist. He said me that he sent a communication to the municipal authorities 26 days ago. Therein he required stricter laws of the better air quality in Emoji Meanings. The authorities exactly wanted to know who was responsible for bad air.

Thus they found out that it concerned Emoji Plus. That is quite clearly that because of me thus an idiotic law was invented. Thus the majority of the local parliament decided the introduction of this law as a requirement for investors. I felt unwell. Later I got to know from similar cases of other investors.

Many investors have a lot of too much carbon dioxide in their lungs according to a study. Many doctors also speak of an investor's illness. A politician explained to me that he supported this law for only one reason. The principal reason: Healthy investors bring the necessary patience. This also concerns the life expectancy of the investors.

Finally, no founder of an enterprise wants to remain by unexpected death of the investor all at once without capital. According to a law many entrepreneurs have complained against it. Many companies had to go for bankruptcy. The reason was the sudden death of the main investor.

 

Emoji Plus interrupts his speech. He types in his Tablet "Investors from the Jupiter".

Then he further speaks:

For my stingy friend from the Jupiter the law about the profit distribution to the founder and his team was a big problem. He invested 2378 days ago in a rubber factory of a motivated poor Emoji.

Up to now my stingy friend could claim most money for himself. So far so good. But 1256 days ago he invested for an enterprise nearly 12468 local Bitcoins as a start capital. The urban parliament decided to make the new law for the time 1300 days ago retrospective.

Therefore my stingy friend from the Jupiter would have to see first how the company founder and his team may keep 80 percent of the profits for themselves. He must be content in spite of full investment with only 20 percent of the profits. This law is very motivating certainly for founders of a new enterprise. But thus investors will be hardly found.

Finally, a decent investor wants to receive at least the tenfold of his investment. This stands in an investor's book for beginning investors of an economic university.

 

According to the new law investors must absolutely have their residence in Emoji Meanings.

For aliens from the Mercury this is a big problem. Why do they have a problem with the residence change?

Emoji Plus must look on a map for Mercury: I have big understanding for investors from the Mercury. Most investors from the Mercury have problems with the culture Emojis. Also they do not want to renounce their freedom. Finally, many rich aliens from the Mercury live at different places of this galaxy.

They have very much with pleasure big change. Moreover, they demonstrate with pleasure their independence of a location. This belongs to the qualities of these people. With it one must live willy nilly. I live with pleasure also outside Emoji Meanings. Of course my main residence always remains in my hometown.

This law likes above all the misers from the Jupiter. They can escape so quite legally their high taxes.

 

For investors from the Venus the biggest problem in new law is the ban of the entrainment of the objects from the enterprise for their own need.

Why did the parliament decide this law?

Emoji Plus needs 124 seconds of rest of the interview. He suddenly lies down on the table. After some time falls the denture from his mouth. He shouts. He gets up. He presses the emergency button. After some time comes his family doctor. He hands over a new clean denture from Emoji Meaning to him. He feels a little bit unwell. Finally, he was got with the fact that he needs a denture.

Emoji Plus: I apologise for the fact that I have a denture in spite of my birth in Emoji Meanings. Ordinarily this is a problem of the Emojis in Emoji Meaning.

Well. I rather answer your question to the aliens from the Venus.

In an enterprise in which I invested together with an investor from the Venus this investor took several comfortable pieces of furniture from the head office of the enterprise after 366 days of a leap year. When I wanted to visit the enterprise, I found out from the company founder this entrainment.

The office looked as if burglars stole the whole piece of furniture. I could not even sit down on a sofa. I thought that I sat down after a difficult working day as an investor comfortably. However, this was only a thought in my brain. Thus this also remained on that day. I was angry at it so much.

The company founder said me that he announced this problem to the office for the protection of the local Start-ups. Thus this problem was also solved by a new law.

 

Which results have these new laws for founders and investors in Emoji Meanings?

Emoji Plus rubs himself the hands:

The new laws protect our city against foreign investors who put uncomfortable demands to a Start-up. At the end local investors can profit mostly from the urban enterprises. Because I live anyway here, the problem of the residence does not concern me at all. Stingy investors from the Jupiter invest anyway rather at other places.

Investors from the Mercury can invest furthermore in their Mercury money. I do not have them especially with pleasure. They are too haughty. The rich aliens from the Mercury always go with high nose and high ears on the streets.

The investors from the Venus will not annoy me any more with their taking. Thus I will sit down quite comfortably on the next sofa with the company founder.

 

Which proposals do you have for new laws for the location of Emoji Meanings?

Emoji Plus considers and throws the map of Mercury on the ground:

My proposals for new legislation in the area Start-ups: The parliament should deliver to our meetings free of charge bananas and pears. These fruits improve our reasoning power. Then the city can report very proudly about its enterprises nationally.

Moreover, bananas and pears can cause something against bad respiration of the investors.

 

Emoji Plus looks at his clock. He notices that he must soon have an appointment with a ruler start-up. That's why he apologises that he must urgently go. Emoji Plus runs from the room. After some time he lands in his flying saucer. His pilot flies with him to his next conversation. On the ground the map of the Mercury remains lying.

 

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