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Enable Emoji is the
uppermost boss of the enterprise 3,563,746 in
Emoji Copy Paste. This
company specialised for the distribution and trade with the urban photocopiers.
The profit of the enterprise grew during the last 364 days strongly. Many
investors stood after the announcement of the profit in the queue. Finally, they
urgently want to get a dividend. Some investors were even ready to pay more up
to 25 times. Enable Emoji had to accept
by his entry into the enterprise absolutely several shares of the enterprise as
a wage substitute. The successful pressure on him was thereby raised at the
beginning quite intelligently. Topically he points very proudly at the company
name. Stands on his forehead:
3,563,746. 34 days ago tourists from the Uranus thought that this number was a
luck number of Emoji Copy Paste. Thereon reacted Enable Emoji smiling: 3,563,746
is anyway a piece of luck for me and the stockholders of the enterprise. The other can buy of course
shares of our enterprise if they are interested in a dividend. But the price
lies luckily quite clearly more than 236 local Bitcoins per share. Enable Emoji
could realise quite full profits with the dividends and the share sales. On
account of the success many journalists wait for an appointment with Enable
Emoji. The extraterrestrial Sweasy26 met the uppermost boss of the company in a
confidential bunker. Enable Emoji requires a
moment patience. He must copy just several sheets. Just there exploded several
outlets. Enable Emoji requires other patience from his interviewer. The
uppermost boss must call an electrician. With the outpatient clinic there came
several electricians. They began the treatment of the outlets. Meanwhile,
apologised Enable Emoji with Sweasy26 for the unexpected event. Sweasy26: Mr. Emoji,
3,563,746 has increased acquisition-partly not only the turnover on 868 percent,
but also the operating result about 273 percent. The additional purchase of
6,473,653 is up to now a successful story. 6,473,653 market was successful in
the Venus'. How did the commercial transaction run in the photocopier market in
the kingdom Emoji? Enable Emoji
takes his successful income statement: The inquiry for the photocopiers from
Emoji Copy Paste has clearly risen during the last days. Many enterprises and
Emojis realise that a life is without photocopier like a life without water. I
think that the prosperity rose in our country clearly during the last days. In
comparison to the year before we could sell much more photocopier. The reason
certainly lies in the motivation work of our marketing experts. We sent them to
the possible buyers home. Of course we had to obey
the local laws. One day we got several complaints. This happened in
Emoji Meaning. Many inhabitants
collected there several signatures against our company. At the end we had to pay
to every inhabitant a compensation by the height of 2 Bitcoins. However, this
scandal was nationally published. Thus realised many Emojis and aliens that they
absolutely needed a photocopier. You did not know at the
beginning that in Emoji Meaning is the law of the thrift about all laws. Or if
you specially looked for a very big conflict. Which of these statements
applies? Enable Emoji
looks very nervous. He urgently wants to drink 5 gigabytes of water. He calls
his private servant. The servant brings several bottles with water to the
uppermost boss. Maybe our marketing experts
wanted to do this. Some time ago they were
condemned to a brainstorming of our administrative council. Thus the pressure on
them was raised. What struck me after the brainstorming, was the mass purchase
of the shares of our enterprise. I think that they were sure that their method
should function. Among the marketing experts were several studied marketing
professors from the Jupiter. Made easier certainly their job. 12 days ago began the sales
of the photocopier Emojio Pi. How did the customers react to the presentation of
the new product? Enable Emoji calls his
servant. The servant should bring him at least 6 servings of a healthy salad.
After the uppermost boss received his servings, he started to speak: Emojio Pi is certainly the
experience of this spring. I was inspired myself very much when I wanted to copy
several documents. By the way: Before the today's interview I used this newest
photocopier. Well. But why did the new
photocopier Emojio Pi cause an explosion of the outlet? Enable Emoji
gets a shield from his backpack. He defends himself with it: Nevertheless, this was
absolutely normal. Some time ago electricians have demonstrated against too
little work. That's why the urban parliament decided that in the photocopiers
some problems must appear. Since this decision became
legal, finally, electricians could get more work. Of course we receive as a
profit-oriented enterprise a well-arranged compensation from the national bank.
This is why we have nothing against this bureaucratic regulation. By other
photocopiers there were worse experiences. A photocopier which we took in the
assortment 2442 days ago, caused headaches with our employees. At that time also
I suffered from strong headaches. At that time we had to go at own costs to the
doctor. This was not financed by
the authority. This was bad for us. At least now we experience only the problems
which are officially compensated by the national bank. Nobody falls ill more
because of the service of a photocopier. Which photocopiers have to
get good chances into the top 10 of the bestselling ones? Enable Emoji
looks the pictures of different models: I think that the model with
the name Middle Finger Emoji Copy could reach soon the breakthrough. Some time
ago our analyzers were in the factory. There they looked the plans of the
engineers for the new photocopier. They promise real revolution in this branch.
But I am always very careful before new models. I always go with my shield when
I must look at a new model in the factory. Moreover, I have so still no sales
pressure. First I ordinarily send at
least 66 experts to a factory. They must exactly check the newest device. In
addition we have developed several confidential requirements. Our experts go
with a long check list to every new model. Every new photocopier must fulfil
certain internal requirements. If not all points are good, it can be that we
improve inside the model. This happened with a model. However, in this manner the
factory loses the higher share in the profits for our added value work. Beside the photocopiers
your enterprise also sells Smartphones. How do you see the next generation of
the Smartphones? Enable Emoji
rubs his hands: I think that in close future a revolutionary device comes on the
market. For this purpose 3,563,746 has signed a cooperation contract with
several software developers. The aim is quite clear, own
Smartphone from our production. I may not betray the name of the device because
of the trade secret. But our marketing experts already rub themselves the hands
on the next marketing. Does your enterprise plan
to organise somewhere other problems? Enable Emoji
defends himself with his shield: Certainly we pose no problems. We want to develop only our
success clearly. I must say that we have learnt from our mistakes a lot. That's
why we condemned our marketing experts to the study of the home laws. They also
exactly had to study all local laws. The new marketing strategy is harmless.
Nobody is damaged. I had to confirm this personally in the capital city with my
written signature. That's why I will exactly check every marketing strategy with
my eyes and my nose. 886 days ago your
enterprise launched a subscription for ink cartridge for photocopier. In this
manner you wanted to reach a stronger customer loyalty. How do you judge the
development? Enable Emoji
looks in his successful income statement some figures: Thanks to this
subscription we have bound 44678 new customers nationally to our trading
venture. Nevertheless, the customers are our fish. Nevertheless, a fisherman
must also be able to fish fishes. Alike we must proceed at
our work. In comparison to the caught fish our customers are very contented in
our captivity. Many customers send our employee regularly to the first April
many sweets. They wrote even to us fan letters. The segment of the repair
of the photocopiers had to register a clear decline. Has the general quality of
the photocopiers become better? Enable Emoji
gets a tear wiper from his bag: Unfortunately, the manufacturers had to improve
the quality on the pressure of the authorities. The reason was that photocopiers
may pose only problems in favour of the electricians. However, the manufacturers
may make worry folds to our enterprise. That's why we want to produce our own
Smartphone. Will 3,563,746 take part in
other markets? Enable Emoji
looks at the business plan of the enterprise: I do not know by this second. But
I think that our company could take up maybe also pocket calculator of the
future in the assortment. Maybe we must exactly examine first our competitors
with the telescope. I think that we should fly to Pluto. There we look what we
could still need here in Emoji. But with the present development of a company I
am very contented. No miracle many enthusiasts
wait to buy our shares urgently. Other takeovers planned? Enable Emoji
points at the successful income statement: This is our trade secret. Other
takeovers are certainly always possible from my view. But these enterprises must
fit to our company and my strategy. Such questions are discussed in the narrow
circle under the enterprise guidance. Outsiders may not know this. Suddenly the interview is
interrupted by electricians. They say that the repair of
the outlets and the photocopier are concluded. Thereon Enable Emoji runs to his
photocopier. He starts to copy all desired documents. After some time he points
proudly at the high pressure quality: See. Emojio Pi is the best
photocopier of the today's time. The uppermost boss shows to
the extraterrestrial Sweasy26 quite proudly. The interviewer agreed to him. In
this optimistic point Sweasy26 decided to finish the interview. Enable Emoji-interview
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