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Crop Crisps was born in Middle Finger Emoji 12048 days ago. His parents as well as the other inhabitants that of that time were interested in the long-lasting Tycoon. He studied different creative technologies. Later he became the same filmmaker because of his interest in the film production. In spite of his full appointment calendar he could reserve some minutes for the interview with the extraterrestrial Sweasy26. Finally, his film "Emojis faces" is his first work. However, this movie was filmed in the surroundings of the yellow sea.
Interview with the filmmaker Crop
Crisps debuts with «Emojis faces» as a stage author and produces the
premiere by the yellow sea immediately. The comedy tells about the
local average
Emoji. Over the sun
hangs, in the upstage, an honest election poster with the label «The
most normal Emoji»: Already in the first scene of «Emojis faces» it
high goes; and Crop Crisps, author and director of this «special
comedy», lets it play degree once again. He screws in the tempo,
polishes in the sighting, runs between actors and engineers to and
fro. Since just his team of the test stage has moved to the
shipbuilding on the stage by the yellow sea, here everything is
different – and it becomes blue.
However, after the test Crisps forks out himself, puts on the local
cap in the form of a Bitcoin be given away heart-warming up smile to
the audience and already begins to talk before the first question.
Crop Crisps looks in his screenplay and points with his middle finger very proudly at his book: I know that one so little time has on the stage! This complicated place! Here must be altered immediately again for the premiere of the next year. All around the piece makes almost more work than the piece. I learn all that scarcely with my paperbacks. I find, even big film sets with unknown number of actors are easier to use than the stage. 📱💍🔊🤝👨👤⏱️👨⬅️📴☎️🤚🔗🔊⛱🤝🌉⌚⤵️.
Why do you use
truncheons at your work?
Crisps: I must defend my screenplay. Finally, some actors
are too discouraged. With the truncheons I can undertake something
against theatrical laziness. Finally, investors pay a lot of money
in the film production. And in our contract it stands quite clear
that we must be absolutely successful.
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Was it not
possibly to be played, however, winter's days at a chill place?
Crisps takes his truncheon and works very menacingly for
the extraterrestrial Sweasy26:
We were not allowed to do this because of our principals. They
paid specially for that 22 Bitcoins premium for me. Because of
courtesy I might not say no.
What do you mean
with it?
Crisps gets up. He goes to the window. He shouts: It is
snowing! Then he calms down himself with a massage in his right
ear. Then he answers:
In the film the actor only for one or two moments must look good
and healthy, this suffices. I can fake the rest after with my
confidential tricks. I have developed a quite efficient working
style with short rotary times for tricks where I allow to rehearse
the people completely a little. A short time ago, finally, I could
also appropriate special knowledge. 👩💻🍖💻💼🤙➕💼. And this on
my costs!!!!!
How did you react
to the farmer after the play?
Crisps took an office punch and pointed with his middle
finger at the device:
I took an office punch and looked for this stingy farmer in the
phone book. When I found his address, I decided to fly to Jupiter
to him. There I climbed his lemon trees.
I cut myself at least 668 lemons from his trees. I tried ones to
flee. Besides, I heard the stingy farmer. He ran to my direction.
He was angry very much. He threatened me that he would call the
police. But his stinginess hindered him in his plan.
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Do you tell our readers what is for you a typical Emoji?
Crisps takes several photos of the different Emojis from
his backpack. However, he can get long time no letter from his
mouth. He gets up. He hits his own mouth with the middle finger.
Then his mouth becomes diligent.
Typical Emoji is always amusing in my opinion. The average Emoji
always finds enough time to the laughter and for the positives in
the life. A real Emoji can change his mood quite fast. Faster than
every single second.
What can the
spectator expect from your movie "Emojis faces"?
Crisps starts to laugh. After 226 seconds he explains:
You must come of course to the premiere of the movie absolutely.
You will already laugh from the third second at least all 12
seconds. Really. With my first movie it is about different amusing
situations in the everyday life of the Emojis.
Your first piece, «Free road for Horror Clowns» from former spot
describes the life under the rule of the Horror Clowns of the
later time. Does look «Emojis faces» at the present?
Crop Crisps counts his bank notes and looks at the clock.
Then he answers:
At that time with "Free road for Horror Clowns" it was about the
life under the rule the Horror Clowns, they have come long time
ago in the museum.
Compared to "Emojis faces" shows the modern Emoji how him also
foreigners also perceive. Also the contact of other
extraterrestrials with the amusing population is exactly picked
out as a central theme in my film.
Where would you
classify «Emojis faces» as a genre?
Crop Crisps must consider nearly 2640 seconds. In the
meantime, Sweasy26 must drink four glasses of apple juice and pear
juice. Then answers the filmmaker:
What silly question you put to me. Nevertheless, I already said
before the interview that I made above all a comedy. Nevertheless,
you should look my film!
Talk not only about it theoretically!!
So I invite all enthusiasts for the premiere next year!
And forget not to take 4D-glasses. Such glasses help very much in
the understanding of my humor.
Suddenly somebody knocks at the door. It is the mother of Crisps.
She asks the extraterrestrial Sweasy26 whether she may fetch her
son, finally. Thereon Sweasy26 affirms.
The mother of Crisps apologizes for her interference in the
interview.
Finally, she gives herself very big troubles if her son with the
strangers speaks.
Crop Crisps laid his things in his backpack. He says goodbye to
Sweasy26. Then he goes with his mother. Outdoors Sweasy26 observes
the registration number of Crisps vehicle. The abbreviation MFE
stands thereon. That is the fact that the vehicle was officially
registered in Middle Finger Emoji.
Suddenly Sweasy26 notices the theatrical screenplay about "Emojis
faces". Sweasy26 calls Crisps. He must return after some time. He
thanks Sweasy26 very much for the recollection. Then he takes the
book and runs away.
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