Parliament in Emoji (formerly "Emoji circus parliament" in the days of the union with the Circus Country) is according to the Constitution, the only legislative organization (Parliament) in the unicameral Emoji. Parliament President is Cashew Gourmet since 244 days. Meeting of the parliament of Emoji is the parliament building of the same name completed 27375 days ago built in Emoji SMS. The Parliament of Emoji was built on the First Horror Clowns command. The Parliament has 666 seats in Emoji. Here parliamentarians must be represented from all regions of the Kingdom.
What responsibilities does the parliament in Emoji?
The parliament of Emoji is the only legislative organization and as such is against the incarnated by the King and the Cabinet of Ministers executive. The tasks are geared primarily by the secret articles BP and XP the Constitution. These include:
legislation, the decision on constitutional changes, decision on the state functions in favor of the citizens for the next year, decision on the holding of a civil protest, consent to the appointment of the prime minister and the rest appointed by the king officials, as well, and confidence motions against them,
Decision on the framework of internal and external policies of the Cabinet of Ministers and King, statement of funny forces the Emoji,
Decision on the emergency and declaration of war, parliamentary scrutiny of the actions of the King and the Cabinet of Ministers, the dissolution of parliament in the Emoji miserly sites, where this was determined by the Constitutional Court of Emoji for unconstitutional behavior. This is the case when the Misers want to pursue any civil obligations in Emoji. If they are too lazy to plant at least two trees. There was a miser from the Jupiter, who said that if he had not to pay in Emoji tax that he would have no other duties. Then he refused to plant two trees. The Supreme State Court sentenced the miser and simultaneously lazy extraterrestrials to a prison of 567 days. In addition, he was sentenced to 180 days of forced labor. He had to make in the summer several pots with plants and flowers in the capital city Emoji SMS.
Contrary to what one would think, the parliament in Emoji may the king not dismissed from his post. This said the King Devil Emoji clearly and wrote so in the constitution. In addition, the King may compel every parliamentarian to go even after 444 days to the dentist. This applies in Emoji as very important. Beautiful teeth symbolize prosperity to the kingdom Emoji. Given in Emoji said the King in one of his speeches before Parliament: "Every citizen of the country will get a free voucher to the dentist I want to have the healthiest citizens in the universe."
He compared the situation with the Jupiter. In Jupiter, only the red, orange and pink are allowed (the Misers, political and economic elite of the planet) to the dentist. This financial reasons. The other Jupiter aliens that provide a bigger majority on the planet, they can barely afford the trip to the dentist. They must work for at least two weeks. After these statements, the king reaped great applause in parliament. For this reason, accepted parliament in Emoji that they will not relieve him of the king of his office.
How do politicians work
in the parliament of Emoji?
The operation of the parliament in Emoji is governed by the constitution and based thereon Law on Rules of Procedure of the Emoji. Tasks and duties of Deputies are governed by the Constitution and local laws. The Members of Parliament in Emoji may voluntarily into political groups. The minimum size of a political group is 26 members of parliament. The formation of political groups is independent of the party affiliation of the elected representative.
In addition, the parliament may drink two to four bottles of mineral water during their meetings. They may also eat a sugar-free buns. This they are allowed but only if they have worked for at least 266 minutes. In addition, they have an obligation to advance in Emoji. They need to work on new ideas. Each parliamentarian writes at the beginning of the working day his ideas on the sheet. This will take approximately 119 minutes. Later, the suggestions and ideas of parliamentarians will be discussed anonymously in parliament. So it should be prevented that good ideas can not be prevented and combated because of the party affiliation of the opponent party. This law has been written by the King Devil Emoji in the constitution by hand.
Following the introduction of this law, the productivity of the parliament in Emoji could be improved significantly. Whereas previously ruled states like in kindergarten in parliament, parliamentarians get ahead faster. Previously failed good ideas, because the opposing party opposed this with all hands and feet. The parliament in Emoji sessions are all transmitted regularly in the local Internet. For example, all citizens who are interested in the political work of the parliamentarians to have access all live. Many Emojis are interested in the country's politics. The reason lies in the discussion, in which the new ideas and suggestions are presented. So the parliamentary work of the people in today's world is much more appreciated. The meetings usually take place every Tuesday and Thursday.
In addition, parliamentarians sometimes also get homework to deal with an issue. Once was a theme to build a long bridge over the whole kingdom Emoji. The parliamentarians should write down their thoughts and suggestions on this idea at home. At the end of a long discussion on the subject arose. What came out, may still not be planets widespread. The censorship signed an interim publication ban.
Parliamentarians are all newly elected after 1622 days. They may stand as candidates again. But they have to undergo health check successfully. Who is classified as too ill, can no longer stand. So absences should be reduced. In addition, the absence of a parliamentarian must not be more than 111 days of 1622 days. Who to long sessions missed without verified justification must reckon with a penalty. The penalty can fail hard. A parliament was dismissed by the parliament because of an absence of 124 days and still had to pay 4567 local Bitcoins. That's a lot of money. As justification for his absence he called headache. The judge did not believe him. He was examined by doctors. The diagnosis shocked the whole kingdom Emoji: Growth of a fungus which leads to an increasing laziness.
Thereafter, the payment of 4567 Bitcoins has been reimbursed to the patients. But his position in parliament by Emoji he could no longer compete.
The first session of parliament in Emoji took place 28105 days ago. After the death of the last Horror Clowns in Circus Country Emojis decided their independence from the Circus Country.
Under the authoritarian regime of the dictator parliament led a shadowy existence.
This even though the dictator was elected by the people and aliens. The dictator but was driven by the young descendants of the former king from his office. Using his followers he threw 89079 old newspapers on the dictator. Then the dictator resigned after 70 days. According to him, yet came two dictators. Both suffered the same fate as the first dictator. To select the fourth dictator nobody approached. All had been very afraid of the union of the old and smelly newspapers. So Devil Emoji took control and convinced with his speeches and later did the parliament in Emoji.
Many Emojis said in the surveys carried out that they are glad they got rid of the dictators. They are very satisfied with the reign of King. Some see the new king a little the properties of a Horror Clowns. But they mean the positive properties. The king is to end the inability of parliament in Emoji succeeded. Before his reign parliamentarians played in Emoji cat and mouse. The king decided to educate parliamentarians. He did this. He changed the workflows in parliament. His opponents protested. Some of them resigned. Lastly, parliament was previously partly under control of other alien. Many miserly Jupiter aliens paid for decisions in parliament. So they influenced politics in Emoji. Under the King Devil Emoji those parliamentarians were filtered out. They were arrested on the orders of the King. Many Jupiter aliens were concerned that their influence declined in the land of Emoji. But not only that. Their influence has been completely ruled out.
Currently trying stingy Jupiter aliens to build somehow the enemy of the king. This, however, has become so difficult because it always go better the Emoji. The misers who offer nothing that could affect the structure of opponents positive.
Before the seizure of power of the King Devil Emoji could, those who could afford it, hire a parliamentarian. This was officially banned in the king's entry into parliament building. In addition, all parliamentarians are monitored by the secret service of the Kingdom of Emoji. In violation of the rules, the lamp of intelligence shows red color. The military will be automatically alerted. So a parliamentarian was caught as he got building material of the stingy Jupiter aliens. Then the parliamentarian was exposed before the whole population as a traitor of the country. After this event, most parliamentarians are trying to provide mainly interests of Emojis to the fore.
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