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Energy Drink Emoji was presented 4465 days ago in Japanese Emoji with big applause to the spectators. With Energy drink Emoji it concerns a high-energy drink. What is the special in Energy drink Emoji?
Of course the manufacturers are especially interesting in this
point. The water comes not only from the yellow sea, but from
different springs of the galaxy. At the beginning the water was
imported for Energy drink Emoji from the Jupiter.
On account of high taxes on the exportation of the local water the
manufacturer had to search alternative water springs. In Saturn the
authorities were interested in Energy drink Emoji. That's why Saturn
aliens wanted that the manufacturer of this drink moves its head
office to Saturn. The producer of Energy drink Emoji tried this. In
Saturn several soldiers from the tax authority came. They required
the patent for this drink. Several employees of the enterprise were
kidnapped after this event.
So the kingdom
Emoji
had to send a mutual assistance request to Saturn for the release of
the Emojis. As this is not used, aliens from the Pluto were
contacted. Pluto had to turn off then several electricity suppliers
of Saturn. The authorities in Saturn lost massively on energy. Thus
the employees of the company liberated themselves. Then, the
producer of Energy Drink Emoji decided to do no stupid experiments.
So the company returned to Japanese emoji.
However, the water from the Circus Country will be imported. More
Horror Clowns ensure with their transport vehicles. Energy Drink
Emoji was very quickly to a big success in Emoji. The producer of
the drink justified the success with the following sentences:
"Energy Drink Emoji supplies as the only drink enough energy for the
complex life of the Emojis. It also needs an Emoji at the present
time much more energy for his life."
Many
Emojis drink this drink especially before the start of the
working day. At least claims a study at a university for food and
beverages.
What exactly does Energy Drink Emoji?
The water consists of: Sodium (76 bytes), calcium (111 bytes),
magnesium (67 bytes), chloride (56 bytes), nitrite (23 bytes),
nitrate (12 bytes), hydrogen carbonate (222 bytes)
other ingredients are: Fructose, carbonic acid, special coffee beans
from
Middle
Finger Emoji, taurine, glucose, vitamins from A-N, very secret
mineral substances (without the substances in the water), sometimes
also parts of the apple peels belong to the ingredients.
But this is only the case if the corresponding vitamins are missing.
Energy Drink Emoji was within a short period of time after the
market launch to an important drink in Emoji. It may not that Emoji
Energy Drink is missing at an important feast of Emojis.
Energy drink Emoji became within short time after the market launch
an important drink in Emoji. Thus Energy drink Emoji may not be
absent an important party of the Emojis. One day the producer
explained that he would have earned so much money with this drink
that he would like to organise an attraction of a swimming-pool with
the coins in close future. Among the buyers of Energy drink Emoji he
wanted to raffle for the swimming in the coins. Thus the
manufacturer also organised a lottery. About that a lot of rich
aliens from the Jupiter from the stingy social layer got to know.
Thus they came to Emoji. They were ready to wait up to 96 hours.
Only this action brought big international attention to the producer
of Energy drink Emoji. The turnover thereby increased by 333
percent. This led not only to the fact that the manufacturer had to
engage several new employees, but the manufacturer could raise very
exemplarily the wages of the present employees unsolicited clearly.
1122 days ago misers from the Jupiter tried to buy the patent of
Energy drink Emoji.
The producers and employees sent a two-metre-long refusal on a big
poster to Jupiter to the address of the misers. Thus Jupiter aliens
may import only the drink to their native country. The head office
of the drink manufacturer is in Japanese Emoji. There the
stockholders and the management also meet in the general assembly.
But who are the stockholders of this producer?
These are, primarily, all employees of the enterprise who receive
their wage not only monthly, but they renounce voluntarily higher
wage. Thereby they receive much higher dividend. Nevertheless,
employees decided a pay raise as stockholders. The producer of
Energy drink Emoji has an internal regulation for the examination of
beginning stockholders. Thus they must absolutely work for the
enterprise personally. The drink manufacturer thereby protects
himself from stingy investors from the Jupiter. Energy drink Emoji
is also drinking by many parliamentarians of Emoji before their
meetings.
Thereby they remain awake also in the long term.
Is Energy drink Emoji healthy or not?
988 days ago at least 567 researchers examined this drink
independently of each other. This was still controlled by at least
6675 soldiers of the kingdom Emoji. Sponsored results of the studies
should be thereby prevented. According to researcher and his special
field the specialists came to different results.
Thus the dentist said that Energy drink Emoji leaves no damages to
the teeth. Against it another researcher said that 1103 bottles of
this drink lead to an explosion of the bladder. That's why this
researcher recommended that this drink is to drink not too much.
And what is the average result of all researchers together?
In the end every researcher explained individually that the
consumption of a bottle of 2 megabytes per day is completely okay.
The recommendation of the researchers was interpreted so: Do not
exaggerate. This was published thus in all mass media so. At the end
cited media all 567 researchers. Topically the producer of Energy
drink Emoji tries to invent a new kind of the drink. For this
purpose a lot of researchers work together.
Someday a presenter was caught with the drinking by Energy drink
Emoji. He was sued for that because of forbidden advertisement.
Later spectators defended this presenter before the uppermost court.
They sent several spam mails to the judges.
Then the server of the court crashed. Thus the presenter was
acquitted by the court. When the drink manufacturer got to know
about this case, the producer of Energy drink Emoji gave at least
9987 bottles of this drink to the presenter. After this event the
recipient donated nearly 80 percent of the bottles with Energy drink
Emoji to sad Emojis.
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