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Interview with the philosopher News Stand

News Stand was born in Emoji List on a confidential day. He studied life philosophy at the suitable university in his hometown. He dealt with different things of the everyday life. News Stand also did research a lot in his professional life, but also outside in his spare time. He was interested in natural processes. He put the following questions in his works: Why have water melon and tomato the red colour? Moreover, he wanted to empathize with the fruits and vegetables. He wanted to know about how it is in the life if one was born in addition to serve others as food. The extraterrestrial Sweasy26 reserved an appointment for an interview with the life philosopher News Stand.

News Stand which vegetables should be forbade, and why?
News Stand looks in his picture book some fruits: I like most vegetables. But I would like to talk with pleasure about the pears from Middle Finger Emoji.
Though these pears are valid as very healthy, but I can hardly endure these pears. I must always close my right eye after the consumption for 11 minutes involuntarily.
That's why I recommend the naturalists who work on new fruits intensely.

As a philosopher you certainly write many theories. Of which theory or are theories especially proud you?
News Stand requires patience. He starts to read the table of contents in his book. After 6 minutes he reacts:
I took 1876 days ago a pear from my garden of Emoji List. I laid this pear in my fridge. Then I drove to Middle Finger Emoji. There I had to walk a lot. This annoyed me very much. There I visited a known farmer.
He said that I had not enough carbon dioxide. That's why he gave me two pears from his own production. I thanked this farmer. After long way I had enough. I returned home.
On the way I thought: What idiot am I?
I have driven finally only because of two pears to Middle Finger Emoji. Well. Joking aside. I thought that it was no chance.
Finally, I wanted to try earlier the special pears from this town. At home I laid these both pears in my fridge at the top on the front field. Moreover, I took down on WC paper the names of both towns. Then I laid every heading to the suitable pears. After 345,600 seconds I decided to try both pears at the same time. Do not misunderstand me. I took a pear from Emoji List. The other pear was from Middle Finger Emoji.
While I could completely enjoy my pear from my hometown, I could hardly endure the pear from Middle Finger Emoji. I could not believe myself what happened with me. I represented the following opinion up to this second:
Pear = Pear. Regardless of producers and locations. Also I thought that pear type A = pear type A should be regardless of different factors. There I was wrong immensely.
Then my body started to react allergically to the pear from Middle Finger Emoji. Suddenly my right eye shut for long time. I thought what had done this pear to me. After some time I decided to repeat the experiment.
Later I specially bought pears from Middle Finger Emoji. This time I bought only one pear. Finally, I wanted to try it again. The result of my second research did not differ from the first time. Again I immediately reacted to the pear.
I thought that I could be ill. But I did not want to go to the doctor. Instead, I decided to visit from gratitude the farmer in Middle Finger Emoji. I also brought him two pears. But my pears were from Emoji List.
In comparison to me he ate the pears when I was present. He said that he found the pears a little bit sour. I thought what this should be. Finally, I eat my own pears very much with pleasure. The farmer felt unwell after the consumption of my pears.
I decided after this event to deal with this subject. I wanted to find out, why the farmer could not endure my pears. And why could I not endure his pears?
This was a long time a riddle for me. One day I wrote the word "Habit".
Quick I noticed that the taste of the pears from both towns should be probably good. The problem was only that I have defined my pears already as the best for myself.
However, the farmer defined his pears as the best. Thus we both influenced our brains in favour of our pears. We have automatically lowered the other pears from our subconscious.

How do you handle with the opinions and theories of other Emojis?
News Stand: I do not try to comment on the foreign opinion immediately. Instead, I take down all new on my notebook. Later I analyse the opinions and the theories with my analyzer. This device checks the foreign opinions for bacteria and microbes. Later I really have what I can use.

When you were a child what your parents have always said you there?
News Stand must look in his notebook for an old sentence.
«If you could not arrange your school books, finally, alphabetically. This would make clearly easier your search and work, nevertheless, to you. You small philosopher!.»
I always thought that this alphabet was only one restriction of my thinking. Finally, it made no difference to me whether I have first books with the letter Z. Books with the letters A, B, C and D somewhere in the middle between P, N and Q were concurrent.

Where would you live with pleasure?
News Stand asks for a planet map.
For me Emoji List is and remains irreplaceable. Of course I could also imagine short stay on Mars or the Rings of Saturn. This would be for me as life philosophers certainly a good experience.

What do you donate to destitute in general?
News Stand quite proudly: I can call my clever knowledge from my researches the best donation property. Many could start with many results of my work a little bit theoretically.
Misers from the Jupiter are never contented of course. They want to make from everything money. But the life is from my view, nevertheless, more than only a moneymaking. What do you mean, Sweasy26?

Sweasy26 agrees with News Stand in this point.

Which poem should be read out in your burial?
News Stand: «The pear from Emoji List» by my sister. A poem from her successful book. Finally, she won several awards in the literature at the psychological university of Emoji List.

Which idea of your life do you call the best one?
Stand: My best idea was that I locked up several microbes in bottles for 12 seconds. Then they multiplied rapidly fast. However, this was only optically the case.
According to device I could count on another number. Thus I was confirmed that everything is relatively in the life. I could not even find out the right number of the microbes so.
I counted for the first time 12 later 21, then again 12 and once even 42!

According to encyclopedia entry about your person you have two children. Which of your qualities would like you to leave bequeath to your children without testament?
News Stand points at the flag of the kingdom Emoji:
I would like to give them with pleasure that one can lighter take the life with humor. And to listen my courage and the assurance, on itself.
In my verbal testament I always say them: Please, laugh, please laugh and again please laugh!
Thus I and many Emojis perceive the life. And this is good in such a way.

Which vegetables should researchers create in the lab?
News Stand: A mixture of potatoes, tomatoes, onions and cucumbers would be certainly very interesting. But also a mixture of both pears from different towns would have a good taste.

The best advice which you have ever got?
Nearly 9 minutes considers News Stand:
It is not too late while still alive to start a little bit completely new. Also this advice was still quite good: If you have a wish, imagine its realisation. Draw your wish before your internal eyes. Thus you motivate yourself at your everyday work to perform something wonderful.

Mr. Stand, what you would still like to tell our readers finally?
News Stand: Remain optimistic and laugh so much as possible. This improves your mood and you will keep away of all negatives from yourselves.

News Stand closes for 6 minutes his eyes. He deeply starts to breathe deeply. After some time he moves very slowly. This lasts other 24 minutes. Then he slowly opens the door and says goodbye to the extraterrestrial Sweasy26. At least, he did not forget his things. After 2 hours Sweasy26 gets a thanks mail from News Stand. Therein the life philosopher thanked in writing for the interview.



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