The armed forces of the Kingdom of
Emoji are divided into the armed
services watermelon launcher box launchers, drones stations, tomatoes shooters,
bottled water bomber, magnetic stations and underground army with yellow
uniform. The strength should be the future by decision of the
Parliament of Emoji from the
rainy day in the ninth month of the year 28,675 soldiers. The country is trying
to progress as much as possible to advance. So should be active in the future
only robot in the army. The soldiers are protected on the government's decision
fully before the outbreak of war. Here is mentioned as an example of the planet
Pluto. There robot for the army and the security be used exclusively. Thus Pluto
has long-standing and very successful experience.
Not to the armed forces include 44,568 robots in the troops of the Government Security, 758,687 Emojis need to monitor borders during the whole time. So spies and other unwanted charlatans can be prevented. Add to this are sea protectors. These are used primarily in the vicinity of the beaches around the Yellow Sea. How many employees do the Sea Protection Agency is strictly confidential. There are also 16,779 soldiers to take over various tasks after floods or other disasters. Also need to attend a fire at least 42 soldiers. This Act was passed in Parliament.
Next have around 12,346 soldiers for secret service. They must especially monitor foreign nationals (mainly misers from the Jupiter).
Military service is voluntary for both male and female Emojis. Since a large majority of the population at the word "war" has already run into the nearest toilet, the army was voluntary for all. So there is since the seizure of power by King Devil Emoji a professional army. In addition, there is a strong police and Border Guard. Here are stingy Jupiter aliens the most problematic citizens in Emoji. Often they violate law of fair economy. As an example: to pay very miserly wages in Emoji Town.
At the times of the Kingdom of Emoji before the reign of the First Horror Clowns the army for fear of Horror Clown was formed by the king. The aim was mainly alone the king and his family to protect them from foreign rulers. Nevertheless, the large former army took nothing with 638,347 soldiers. The First Horror Clown could oust the king from power. In addition, the army of Emoji was barely able to take action against the Egoists from Mars. As the Egotists came from Mars asked the soldiers their top army chief, what to do next. This said that they simply should shoot at the Egoists with the water pistol. The Egoists were only "wet". They laughed at the army of Emoji. When the First Horror Clown learned from this event, him the whole story was too embarrassed. He immediately sent his circus army to Emoji. This army could defeat the Egoists. Depending on the region in the country but were other prerequisites for the use of circus army. So the city Emoji Face in Horror Clown Faces had to be renamed. Interestingly, the army could only be successful if it consisted only of voluntary and motivated soldiers.
After the event, with the water gun the army of Emoji was significantly reduced on the First Horror Clowns command. He had only the best in the army. So were around 48,988 Emojis voluntarily in the army. They were successful. They could sink the Easter Eggs in the Yellow Sea. This celebrated the army as their greatest success in the history. Back then drowned several Easter Eggs. They came along with the Egoists from the Mars to conquer territory. Later, after the conflict with the Egoists tried Allergies attack the capital city Emoji SMS. At that time the army still small (around 46,856 soldiers). Allergies were quickly after only 286 minutes defeated by the army of Emoji. This time it was without the support of Horror Clowns. Of course, the army of Emoji could benefit from a very good training in the Circus Country. Later the army for a long time remained fairly unemployed. Only when the power of addiction poisonous king Poisonous Snake from the Salted Cucumbers grew so strong that he took the city Emoji Pop days ago about 777 aircraft. This led to a crisis meeting in the Parliament of Emoji. Then the king of Emoji decided no increase in inventories of the soldiers. So the army remained at the king's command continues the same as before the conquest of the city by the Salted Cucumbers.
Watermelon launchers are mainly used when the population does not know what they could do with the many watermelons. In a season 1986 days ago too many watermelons grew across the country. Thereupon the citizens decided to throw the watermelon on miserly Jupiter aliens. It responded many Misers how they should react. They took the seeds from the watermelon and planted them into Jupiter. They sold these watermelons than as Emoji watermelons. This marketing strategy proved a great success. The misers could continue to climb in the rich ranking upwards.
Similar story happened to the tomatoes shooters 1245 days ago. At that time so many tomatoes were thrown all over the country. 188 days later grew several tomato plants throughout the country. Of course, this time there were more fresh tomatoes. But Emojis decided to produce tomato juice. They enjoyed their self-produced juices.
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