Emojis wanted to
know this from the gathered lawyers on a rainy day.
In addition an Emoji immediately had a case: He bought a packet from 111 candles for the forthcoming celebration of the planet Halloween. To his regret 27 candles were already partially used. Other 12 candles were much shorter than the rest. An other candle looked invisible. All remained candles were useful. In this case expressed himself a retired public prosecutor that the problematic candles should be substituted with the shop assistant in the country of the Emojis. A shop assistant from the Saturn recognised that lawyers exactly described his sales style.
That's why the alien from the Saturn promised to all injured Emojis and other buyers of his products that he would force his lazy producer to the change in the diligent working mode. Moreover, he will recall the problematic candles. An Emoji wanted to know: What is not functioning if a piece and the thing is useless as a whole so?
In this case the whole product should be sent back to the shop assistant or be returned. In this case the buyer may require a spare product. If the buyer wants to have nothing more of this supplier, he can require the repayment of the purchase price.
When do complaints come under the statute of limitations because of the defects in the kingdom Emoji?
A stingy alien from the Jupiter who trades in the country of the Emojis with coffee capsules asked this. Thereon lawyers had clear answer: If a buyer does not check the thing with himself after the purchase immediately for defects, he loses within according to purchase object the possibility for the complaint. Anyway this should happen within 244 days. Finally, lawyers expect from the buyers that they all should find out problems of the bought thing within the shortest time. On account of this statement the main lawyer had to write something in the law book of the Emojis:
§ Complaints because of defects come under the statute of limitations according to purchase object between 244 days at the latest, however, at the end of 444 days after the preservation of the product. Deliberate deceptions are excluded on the part of the shop assistant. They remain under the statute of limitations up the expiry of 2222 days after the preservation of the purchase object. Condition is the proof of the deliberate deception by the buyer.
Which duties does the buyer have in the country of the Emojis?
Several aliens from the Jupiter wanted to know this. In addition said a notary public: The buyer must accept the purchase object, pay the purchase price and examine the product for defects immediately. Normally these activities should happen immediately. Special arrangements are excluded.
Some aliens from the Saturn wanted to know whether one could sell products in the kingdom Emoji without mentioning a purchase price.
In addition said a former accuser: This ordinarily happens with forced sales or special auctions. Of course Emojis with the shop assistants may negotiate about a purchase price.
A miser from the Jupiter sold packed chocolate in Emoji. By the packaging the weight of the sold chocolate increased. The miser thereby wrote falsely that he sold 500 bytes of chocolate in a packaging. In the truth the packaging had nearly 50 bytes in weight.
One day an attentive Emoji calculated the weight of the chocolate with two different scales. He had to ascertain horrified this deception. Then sued the Emoji together with other Emojis this chocolate trader at the uppermost court for consumer's protection of the kingdom Emoji. The plaintiffs got partial right for their concern. That's why the miser from the Jupiter sent his accountant to the explanation about how the purchase price is formed. The accountant started to defend in court his stingy superior with an ingenious formula. Thereon required lawyer that a certified mathematician comes to the courtroom urgently.
Then the accountant told something about the price creation according to the stingy laws: In the purchase price the following costs are included: Production costs, costs for safekeeping of the product, costs for employees and packaging, costs for the authorities (value added tax), costs for discounts, profit sharing for stockholders of the enterprise, costs for advertisement and costs for the maintenance of the company.
When Emojis got to know about this statement of cost, they were very furious that so many unnecessary things would pass on them. After this events explained a stingy investor from the Jupiter: Welcome to the enrichment country of Emoji!!!
Since when the shop assistant can require a delay interest of the Emojis?
A car dealer from Mars wanted to know this. Finally, Emojis often pay very much late for the bought vehicles. Basically the buyers should pay the purchase price on the agreed day. With delay the shop assistant may require a delay interest of the Emojis. The alien from Mars reacted very much made easier. He shouted with joy so strongly that aliens from the Jupiter became very with envy on him. A miser from the Jupiter wanted to buy even because of the coming interests on arrears the enterprise of the alien from Mars. The car dealer heard thereon the offers of the miser exactly. Finally he renounced sales because of too low offers of the stingy alien from the Jupiter.
When can a shop assistant withdraw from the contract?
An Emoji asked this on behalf for all self employed Emojis. A lawyer from Crying Laughing Emoji answered this: If a buyer is too lazy for the fulfilment of his duties. Above all if he does not pay the purchase price. Besides, the shop assistant should inform the buyer about his forthcoming resignation of the contract on time. And what if the buyer the thing has with himself and does not pay the purchase price?
In this case the shop assistant can require the return of the purchase object in the country of the Emojis. If he already liked to withdraw from the contract.
How may a shop assistant calculate such damage in the kingdom Emoji?
A decent alien from the Uranus asked this. In addition said a former assigned counsel from Alien Emoji: If a buyer does not pay the purchase price, but the shop assistant withdraws from the contract, then has to go according to the last time 1 percent may be used by the purchase price as a compensation. If the damage is much bigger provably, the court can include a certified mathematician to the calculation of the damage.
After this statement it became suddenly very quietly in the room of the gathered Emojis.
At this time several Emojis from the city Emoji Art came after long trip to the lawyers. They carried all same shirt and trousers. They were dressed very brightly.
Then these Emojis with festive mood went to the building of the lawyers. Most Emojis were looked by the soldiers as a coloured menace for plain room of the gathered lawyers. So they were stopped by the army. An Emoji could get, nevertheless, an access to the serious lawyers. Then he knocked at the door. In the meantime, an old judge did not want to sit any more. That's why he got up. Then he opened self-confidently the door. Before him stood an artist from Emoji Art. He welcomed the old judge very friendly and promised to him to want to perpetuate his juridical face in a picture. The old judge asked him what he exactly meant with it. The artist answered:
Who had courage to open the door to an artist, earns own professional picture. Thereon the artist of the old judge required that he should position himself so comfortably as possible. Then the old judge sat down on his place. Then the artist ran to him and started to paint him with water pencils on a paper a portrait of the old judge. The other lawyers looked with big envy at their colleague. Many Emojis thought: Why did I have no courage for the doorway?
By this second an unknown voice sounded in the direction of the being penitent Emojis: You are damned despondent egoists!!!
Then some lawyers got a fright. In the meantime, the artist portrayed the old judge more and more intensely and more undisturbed.
After some time the perfect portrait of the judge was ready. Then applauded even his envious people. The main lawyer also wanted a portrait. Thereon said the artist: Who had courage to the doorway, might be portrayed free of charge. The rest must pay for that at least 1124 Bitcoins per portrait. A lawyer from Emoji Meaning got angry about it: Damned stingy canvasser!!
Other lawyers partially agreed to him: The artist abused the live broadcasting for clandestine advertising of his art. That's why the artist was condemned to other free portraits by the lawyers. Then portrayed the Emoji even more lawyers.
In the interim immediately 10 oxpeckers hit the windows of the gathered Emojis.
Most lawyers reacted very awfully. Then the windows were destroyed in the room. Several lawyers who wanted to be portrayed absolutely free of charge were attacked by the oxpeckers. The affected lawyers tried to protect themselves with their books. At this time a bird breeder from Middle Finger Emoji alarmed the police because of the escape of his birds from the cage. Thereon all spectators of the kingdom Emoji found out that ten oxpeckers from the cage of a farmer fled. The old judge who was portrayed as the first could count in complete silence the number of the birds. He was not attacked. Then he alarmed the local police. Then policemen with at least 70 cages ran to the room of the gathered Emojis.
After a long search all oxpeckers could be locked up in the different cages. Then there reacted the owner of the birds made easier. In the meantime, the officials of the tax authority found out in Poop Emoji that they should collect special tax for keeping of pets from this bird breeder. Thereon they informed the police that the owner should pay a suitable tax first. Only after the payment the bird breeder can get all ten oxpeckers. Then this announcement reached the Emoji. He reacted very much angry about the special tax. Then he was brought by soldiers directly to the tax authority like a criminal. There he had to pay nearly 9878 Bitcoins. Too much money, the bird breeder irritated himself.
That's why he had to renounce the return of his oxpeckers to himself home. About this case aliens from the Saturn got to know. They began very diligently with the forgery of bank notes. Then they paid a bribery to the tax authority. The officials were glad very much that somebody wanted to buy the noisy birds. Afterwards aliens from the Saturn tried to sell these oxpeckers for real money to the true owner. However, they waited for some time. Only after the bird breeder had enough time for missing of his oxpeckers, he was also ready to buy them.
Some spectators observed with big worry that some lawyers lost their good hairstyle by the attack of the birds.
Nevertheless, lawyers wanted to hear one more question from the Emojis about the legislation. Then Emojis asked: What happened with your hairstyle?
The main lawyer reacted to it a little bit surprised. He asked: And in addition we must also write a sentence in the code Emojis?
After this event many present lawyers started to laugh. After this event Emojis and aliens from the Uranus knocked. They wanted to offer a spinach salad with tomato juice to the soaked lawyers. Eleven lawyers wanted to accept the offer.
At this time the highly concentrated artist finished the last portrait of an Emojis to paint. Then he left the room. Outdoors the artist received big applause for his concentration from the Emojis in spite of the big disturbance of the oxpeckers. Thus many Emojis and aliens absolutely wanted to get a portrait with their face painted. About that the tax authority got to know in Poop Emoji. The envy of the officials on the successful artist grew upwards faster than the value of all traded shares on the stock exchange. Thus the tax authorities required a special value added tax for art of this Emoji. He had to accept tacitly this. Otherwise the mightiest authority of the country of the Emojis threatened with long-standing imprisonment. After all these events lawyers decided to say goodbye to the Emojis. Then there ended their working day.
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