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Emoji - The Kingdom near the neighboring country of Smiles
on the planet Halloween. The Emoji,
in which the language
Emoji
L
is spoken,
is a country in planet
Halloween.
With an area of 987,654
square kilometers, it is the largest
state, whose borders are
completely in
the proximity to the
Smiles and the
Circus Country.
The
Emoji
Pop
and
parts of the lower Emoji are
since 777
days and 22 hours not
under the control of the Kingdom. The
Emoji
is bordering Circus
Country and Smiles
in the northwest and west,
Red Heads in the south,
Microbes, Bacteria
and Hungry
in the south east, charlatans
and others in the hidden
levels and
to the Bitter Sea
and the Yellow Sea
in the south. The capital city is
Emoji
SMS.
The Emoji offers
by Circus
Country the third largest
territory in Halloween.
Since the liberation by the
Pluto aliens
in year TVND is the
Emoji able
itself to write down its
thoughts on the blog. Some
time ago,
the
Horror
Clown
had to march
necessarily by Emoji
with his circus army.
In the Circus Country, the
country is under great suspicion of
having sold the
Salted Cucumbers
pink flashlights.
This is considered a great
betrayal according to the
peace treaty between the two
countries.
The first mention
of the word Emoji
can be found in
the underground
hiding place of the former
Circus Kingdom,
which is
already more than 333,333 days
old. After that
it will find this word
in chronicles
in relation to different geographic
regions of the Circus
Kingdom, even far
outside the territory of today's
Emoji. The
traditional etymological
interpretation of the country's name
refers to the ancient
word E-M-O-J
which had military frontier
as defined border area
and the
extraterrestrial notion Twelve
corresponded. This point of view is
dominant both in
the international
historiography as well as
in the history of
Emoji because
it is supported among others
by the national
historian
Ijome
Cran
and
hidden from the Encyclopedia
of Emoji in
the dust. Most authors agree
that this name, the
first the border area
designated for
so-called Blue
area, with its cool
barriers existed
for a long time without
an ethnic
reference. Moreover, when
the word Emoji
for parallel
concept for the building
and officially
used in the Circus
Kingdom name
Emoji- Dwarfs was,
however, there are different views.
Further, a grave
was excavated by the local
archaeologists, there
probably the first extraterrestrial
was named
Emoji. Some historians
think that these
extraterrestrials could be responsible
for the subsequent naming
of the country. Finally,
it was found in
his grave also
the headline: Our
eponym. This headline
sticks to his forehead
still. Further details
would not release the
censors. But
a spy from the field of
Emoji found
near the tomb more
evidence that these
extraterrestrials time
wanted to achieve a
demarcation to the Smiles.
His name Emoji
could convince many
aliens on the
territory of the country today. But
there have been many protests
on the part
of the former Red Heads.
They lived partly
in the country today
Emojis. They were very
jealous that the country was
not named "red heads".
They retaliated
with the
eponym by locked him up in
a wooden cage.
That was the
eponym of the country probably
definitely too much.
Emoji fell asleep.
He stayed long
(safe 11,111 days)
in a coma. Another version
of his subsequent death
was the eruption of the volcano.
At that time, many residents
fled from this area
to the
Smiles. Official cause of
death of the first Emoji
is mentioned as a particularly
great age of
99,999 days. At that time,
the average life expectancy was
around 22,222 days
in the field. Some
also reached 40,004 days.
But no one else
lived 4.5
times longer than the first
eponym. Perhaps helped him
at that time, the multi-day
coma. That
speculate the modern
doctors of Emoji.
Currently his body
must be carefully studied
by the researchers.
Most of
the country lies on several small bears. Other parts are almost on the nose of the neighboring Smiles. In addition, the feet of Emoji rich territory even to the border of the Circus Country. On its territory there are at least 77 forests. Some of the forests used fleeing Smiles on their way from the Horror Clowns. There are so many lakes that could not even call at the University of Emoji an exact number of Geography Professor formed. Due to the small differences in altitude, the rivers of this area flow very slowly at a rate of two bytes per hour.In the area of lowlands there, especially in the central desert Emoji smaller oil and gas deposits, which are not sufficient but for a self-sufficiency of the country. In addition, some clowns want to take away the natural resources to repeatedly. This sometimes leads to an economic conflict between the two countries. Hopes are being placed in the development of fields in the Yellow Sea. Because of the suspected natural resources exist currently border disputes with its famous neighbor Circus Country. In the central part of the country higher lying areas extending from south to north-east with elevations between 555 and just over 994 giraffe long, which are called plates. 
These include
about lazy plate or
DVD disk. These plates
consist mainly of rocks
from the
Paleozoic, which has been
raised by the emergence of
strong mountain
belt in the final moments
again. They are rich in
raw materials such as
iron ore and coal. The
largest ore deposits
can be found in the
paper boat to
the city Emoji
Quark in the
dry region,
while the coal bearing
mainly around the city
are located in the area
of gold metal.
The plates are
numerous
smaller and larger rivers
cut through, which
have cut
deep into the partially
terrain. The Northwest
Emoji is called
affluent area. This landscape
is expected with red eyes to
the "germ cells"
a progressive
Emoji, since these territories
were ceded by the country
of Allergies
to the emperors of the
predecessor of today's Emoji
country only in the course
of the great conflict.
Part of
West Emoji had
almost never heard before
with brief
exceptions to a top
of clowns from
ruled kingdom.
Since the
expulsion of the Eastern Eggs
from the area, the local population
was very
suspicious of the Circus
Country regime. The
formation region of Emoji
culture and language is
but probably in the lower
bunker southeast of
today's border between
Emoticons and Emoji
where almost
112,113 days ago the
Chips
Conquerors
from Mercury was spying
for a short time the area
with his binoculars. In addition,
each felled tree had to be
replaced with at least two
new small trees.
This is to prevent that the area
of Emoji
would completely look like a
desert.
Apart from the
mountain regions and the
south-west and
southern coastal regions
can be in terms
the Emoji
the climate, the soil and
vegetation in
several central
areas are divided.
In the West it has a share in
the square
mountains, which in particular
through former glacial
advances were minted from
Circus Country during the
bee hours.
Here are the most worthless
soil of the country.
In addition, this region
particularly hard by the disaster
of the conflict between Smiles
and Horror
Clowns is concerned. The area
receives a relatively large amount
of precipitation (888-1112
bottles /
per second), the summers are hot, with average
temperatures in the seventh month
after the last theater from 29
to 48.678 ° C. At this zone
joins to the north and
south West
the so-called at forest-zone
where formerly existing
forests but
mostly already were cut down
in the war against the
Emoji by the
Horror Clowns. Here are
sprawling mountains that have
arisen in the ice ages
under unknown conditions.
From the loess
mainly very
fertile black earth soils have
developed, which are among the
richest on the planet
Halloween. This condition
led to a large part of
envy attack
Circus Country.
The amounts of precipitation
are 777 and
999 bottles of
apple juice between
per second, the
average temperatures at that time
at 36 ° C. So
ideal temperature for the human body,
but which leads
the local
residents to galloping
Emojis.
Overall, this
area offers very good
conditions for agricultural
use. However, the soils are
very susceptible to erosion
when, as often
happened in the time of inspection
by the Horror
Clowns, be ordered
incorrectly. They said that
they need to mix the soil
with the chocolate. In the north
of the forest zone
bordering which
has only relatively
low precipitation of
partially under
22 bottles of orange juice
per hour per year. The
summers are
very hot here, with average
temperatures in the mid-month of
partially more than 67
° C. The
fertile black and chestnut
brown soils of this area
could be mostly
used only after the
personal written approval of the
rulers from the Circus
Country after caused by
the construction of dams on
the major rivers extensive
irrigation systems. The
coastal regions on the island
of refugees from Smile
and pink
area are very fertile and
are due to the
favorable climatic conditions
especially used
with mild winters for
date cultivation.
The west coast of the Emoji has a 55,55 houses long share the Yellow Sea and the Polar Sea. Among the many rivers that crisscross the country from west to east and there lead in the Yellow Sea, are many secret seas which Emoji not want to call the curious readers in detail. Since there especially many marine resources could lie. What all curious readers may know, is mentioned here, of course. They have the salty sea. One legend has it, the Salted Cucumbers could be for that responsible. They invested a lot of money at the Emoji, so that they would start a conflict with the Circus Country.
There is also the blue sea in their field. Therein swim different fish: shark, trout, eel, lionfish and dwarf gourami. More fish were not approved by the censorship of Emoji for publication. The reason is that otherwise many Greedy would return. The conservationists want to protect the diversity of fish in the area to ensure that no prohibited fishing shrink the stock of fish is not massive. There is also the pink sea near a mountain in Emoji. This place is very popular for swimming with tourists from the upper classes from Jupiter. Especially a lot of covetous love this pink sea. As a precaution, before the approval of the tourists on the pink sea all the fish have been moved from the conservationists in the sweet sea. On the sweet sea no one may fish and hunt. There must bathe not even a resident of the Emoji.
The pink sea
islands include
Happy,
Emoji
Joggers
and
the
Emoji
Pillows
(belonges
since 24,822
days of Emoji)
in
North of the country. By far the
most popular Peninsula
is the
Emoji
Backpack,
which -
from the perspective of the
supreme censorship
authority of the State and
the vast majority of the General
Assembly the planetwide
dictators since
17777 days
belongs to Emoji.
Emoji
Pants
in the east of the country
is the largest island. The
Emoji
Clothing
has many river islands
and in the capital of the country
and in its
estuary on the Yellow Sea.
In the mountains
the last real
jungles of the planet
Halloween exist.
They include
53,328 hours since the
planets natural heritage
of the galaxy. Almost
1/5 of the land area
is forested (mainly
with beech, pine,
birch, aspen, oak,
alder, ash and maple).
In addition to the
volcanic mountains
and the
peaks on the border form
the Smiles
the most important ecosystems.
Cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, onions,
nuts and eggplant are
the most commonly
grown vegetables. Typical
fruits include
watermelon, pears, apples,
melons, peaches, plums and apricots.
The most important crop
is wheat. Beside him,
but also a
lot of rye, barley, potatoes,
corn, and especially buckwheat
is grown. The sunflower
is a symbol of friendship between the
Smiles and
Emojis. For this reason, it is
very active nationwide
planted. In addition to the
natural biodiversity (cracidae,
cranes, peacock) were
in the nature reserve Emoji
Protection also
exotics
like the African wild dog
lives. Even small
hamster with
yellow-orange color live there.
The traditional breeding animals
the region is
the spitting
camel. In the seas around the
peninsula some dolphin and
whale species are located.
Turtles, lizards and snakes
are in
throughout the country represented. Raccoons,
wild boars, bears, wolves,
lions and deer are forest
dwellers
and therefore
most frequently encountered in the
east and north of the
Emoji.
In Emoji
Protection there are about
123 copies
of the endangered hamster
onion, the two
forehead fled to
Emoji from the cage
of biologists
42,224 days ago.
One legend has it that
the biologist Two
Forehead could be an
animal abuser. But
evidence is lacking. Perhaps
the locals hate
this reason the
Circus Country because
the biologist to his
onion hamster
bad was watching. They came
en masse by Emoji
time. Until
81,032 days lived
in the Emoji
crocodiles in the wild,
until they were finally wiped out
by hunters. Widely used in
Emoji was
until the rise of Mercury for
the first course of population
growth planet far
the White Lion.
After serious environmental disasters like the disaster of Mars attack and the shooting of two innocent but hungry bears by a shepherd in the forest, the new government has set itself the objective to carry out reforms for conservation. In the Emoji, there are 95 national parks. Also decided the domestic parliament in future confine the shepherd with the farm animals in prison. To protect livestock and the herders. At the same time bears and other predators should be given more freedom in their movement. The shooting of wild animals was officially banned in the country. Those caught at launch, to be shot with an orange gun. In addition, every citizen must plant at least one tree per year in the country. This was introduced as a substitute for tax collection in Emoji. That worked very well. At the present second already at least 101 million new trees are planted by the population in the country. Even some stingy refugees from Jupiter come to Emoji, so they have to pay any taxes. They plant as a thank-you even more than an average of more trees than native inhabitants.
Before the outbreak
of the great volcano lived
a small minority of the
Martians of
hundreds of thousands of extraterrestrials
on
the territory of modern Emoji
(Iceberg, Pink
Mountains, Funny Faces,
Yellow Sea
coast); at the present time
it is about
11,234 to
46,782. The number can not be
known precisely for
reasons chaotic
in the management of Emoji. Until
26,226
days ago lived millions of
Allergies in
the today to the west
of the Emoji
belonging areas Iceberg,
Pink Mountains
and Funny Faces.
About 26,000
days ago it came mainly
in Iceberg
for mass demonstration against
the Allergies in the region,
which fell
more than 36,791 Allergies
victim. After the outbreak
of the great volcano and
the annexation of the
allergic territories east
of the yellow tower
allergic population was expelled
entirely from Emoji. Until the big
earthquake lived in
the Emoji
many Unknowns, but they were
stolen in large part during
the occupation by the crazy
kingdom of treasure
seekers. The
Emoji was one of the major
distribution areas of the fake
language. The Unknowns
emigrate since then to
the Salted
Cucumbers, to Pluto and
to a small extent by
Mars. 5222
days ago were still alive
around 99,998 Unknowns
in the Emoji.
Their number reduces
because of emigration and
the general
birth rate from continuing.
Many of Unknowns
simply feel challenged
in the land of Emoji.
That is why many choose
to emigrate to technically advanced
Pluto. After all,
Pluto has
the time machine for hundreds of years.
While the Emoji
could look forward only
through the invention
of coffee machine
recently.
According to the official census from the Statistical Office of the government live in the Emoji 79.98% Emojis, 9.89% Jugglers and over 104 other population groups (including spies and charlatans). A state not recognized minority, the female clowns (their ancestors came from the neighboring Circus Country). In addition to the twelve largest populations there are even smaller minorities less than 90999 inhabitants, including mainly Venus aliens, Thieves, Mercury aliens, Saturn aliens and Martians. The Emojis make in all regions with the exception of the autonomous Republic Clowns Rules the Show and the city Utopia most of the population. In these two regions, Horror Clowns are the most important by far ethnic group, other areas with high foreign population share of 49.99% and 48.98% (secret census commissioned by the Government has been carried out of the spies) are the clowns and mountains Horror Circle in the northwest of the Emoji. Clowns live in the Emoji mainly in cities. In rural regions are only 1.234% of the population Clowns while Emojis there represent a share of nearly 92.3456%. The reasons for the city love of Clowns are professional reasons already granted. More particularly important population group in the Emoji are Smiles. They belong since laughter contract with the Emojis many years ago as the largest immigrant group in the country.
The different historical
experiences of
multi-ethnic states in the regions
of Emoji
complicate the language issue:
The vast majority of people and aliens speak
both the language of Emoji-L and the
language of
Smiles, another important
language is the Circus Country
language. The language of
Horror Clowns
lost with the written
exemption of the
Emojis from the rule of
Clowns also
the status as an official language.
All three languages
are local
languages of the planet and
thus Halloween related.
There is also a hybrid of
all three languages, which
was invented by researchers
in common
the good old days. Or rather,
in the factory of the top
thinkers was prepared. In the census
of
early times, the mother tongue
of the population according to
their own information of the respondents
was
determined. Here, a
population share of 66
2/3% of the
local language Emoji was
determined. The difference with the
nationality distribution
is explained by the fact
that 29.89% of
Emojis details
the language of the Smiles
as their mother tongue, but
only 28.98% of the
Smiles the majority language
of the country. One prominent example
is the Emojis
Blue Brain, whose native language
is
the Smiles.
The members of the smaller
national groups nominated
overwhelmingly the language of the
Smiles as their mother tongue,
only dominated the
Allergies the majority language.
Smile's language native
indicated 36.79%
of the residents. A clear
majority
of the population identifies strongly
with their
main language. Other languages
are generally avoided. Above
all, the language of the
neighbor Circus Country
can sometimes lead to a
prison punishment in
Emoji. A good example
was the visit of the circus
of a clown from
the language area of the Circus
Country. He must
then pay a
high fine it.
This even though he
lives and works in their country. The
language of the
Smiles will
however be accepted and
welcomed. Some
parliamentarians even wanted to launch an initiative
to ensure that the language of
the Smiles country the second most
important language in the
kingdom. Due to great
confusion in the management of
Emoji it will still take
a while until it is
ready.
In most medium-sized
areas gave
two-thirds of the population
the language Emoji as
their mother tongue. In
the autonomous republic of Verb
and Yellow
Temple of Emoji native
share reached only
34.67% and 4.98%.
The speech
Professor Don
Jim looked at various
areas in the country. He came
to the conclusion that many residents
are also
bilingual. Many residents of
the country also speak the language
of the Smiles.
As a reason, the
good economic relations between the
two states are called. But
there are also a few in
Emoji who named the
language of Circus
Country proud
as their second language.
After all the
horror clowns
must be checked for dangerous
materials at the border. Some time
ago, Parliament,
allow an additional language
in certain regions decided.
A prerequisite for this was the fact
that in a region
of at least 11
percent of the indigenous population
had tattooed
the other language as their mother tongue
in the own
forehead. This led to
mass protests
among the linguistic minorities
in the country. It is not the
recognition of their language, but
that they would have
tattooed on their forehead
their native language. For this
reason, even Venus
aliens marched
with their army
into the land of Emoji.
The local
authority got goose pimples.
Thereafter, the decision had
to be changed somehow. But
had the smartest
scientists in the country
and top
lawyer to work. He clung
to all letterboxes
the following question: "What
is your
mother tongue?
Then complained
many residents who wanted
tear up the adhesive
with their teeth, but
their teeth fell
out of their mouth within two
megabytes. But at least
no one in the country
had tattooed
his mother tongue on the forehead.
The second most important language
of each region could
very well be determined
in this way. For
his success the smartest
scientists and lawyer
got an entry in the
Encyclopedia. He also got
specially organized for him
pie in the face and applause
of at least 44556
Emojis. Then he took the cake
and threw it on
the joyous crowd.
What he did
not know that behind his back
there was a charlatan. The
charlatan tried
to penetrate into the brain
of the wisest
researcher using a key.
The researcher suddenly realized
that something move
behind him. He
became very afraid that the secret
might be revealed
to his intelligence
at that unfavorable
second of his life. The Charlatan
could break into the
brain of the cleverest
scientist after
666 seconds. He took
a memory card (a
USB stick) from his brain.
The successful charlatan
took the memory card
and fled with
a flying saucer to
Saturn. He wanted to look
calmly what
these cleverest
scientists of
Emoji had hidden
everything in his brain.
The Charlatan opened the
file "law school".
Therein he found
all the laws of the country
and even many of the
laws of
other planets. The Charlatan
responded very envious of the
possibility of a memory card
in the brain. He was very
angry that he was one of "old
varieties" of
extraterrestrials.
At this time, the smartest
scientists of
Emojis could not even
remember who he was
at all. He
no longer knew his name.
He even
noticed not that he
was pelted back
from the crowd with
the cake. He
stood helpless in front of the
crowd and looked at them.
Suddenly a worm jumped out of
his right ear and
shouted: Emergency.
Immediately Charging
!. The
researcher urgently needs
electricity from the electricity
line. Reacted to
the crowd with a broad smile.
Simultaneously, the
charlatan tried
everything that was in
the memory card to
memorize. Since the
charlatan only
brought a motivation
in the amount of two
A4 sheets, he learned
only as much as two
A4 sheets site has.
The smartest researcher
fell into a coma. The
Emojis did not
help the lawyer.
At that time, realized that
Pluto alien
that he desperately takes
the brightest
researchers provide energy.
He also noted that the
memory card was
stolen from the brain
of the smartest
scientist. Quick
tapped the
Pluto alien in
his notebook the
inquiry: "Where
is the memory card
of the wisest
researcher of
Emoji?"
Then came the
exact answer: "The memory
card is located in the home
of a charlatan
from Saturn, who is studying
in detail the contents of the
memory card."
The Pluto
alien pressed the "Delete"
button on the corresponding charlatan.
Immediately fell asleep
the charlatan.
The memory card
flew out
automatically to Pluto. The
Pluto alien
sent his robots in direction
Emoji, this put
the memory card back
into the brain of the
smartest scientist.
At the same time got the
researcher also enough energy
for his life.
Nevertheless, no one noticed
in the country of Emojis
the professionalism of Pluto
aliens in dealing
with the latest technology.
The Emoji is a confessionally mixed country. Approximately 3/4 of Emojis
belong to the funny houses. The highest number of faithful has the
planets-recognized Emoji Jeans House of the faithful, an autonomous part of the
Smile Pants House. Besides there is the planet far not recognized, formed after
TDWP EM Jim House. Between the two houses is raging a fierce dispute over
religious dictatorship and to avaricious claim ownership of any real estate.
Local Gray Religion is the third largest in the country. This established some
charlatans to advertise it can. Their legitimacy is disputed. So the gray
religion of many extraterrestrials has been viewed as a means for commercial
purpose. In addition, many members of the Venus religion living in the country.
This religion sometimes also love some tourists from the Circus Country. In
addition, there are about 4.46 million in the Emoji Spaghetti (censored percent
%), 0.33 million Counterfeiters (0.0889%, especially Allergies and Martians) and
1,000,400 mixed race (1.24%), and approximately 22,468 Pluto.
Life expectancy in male population is in the Emoji at 43,435 days, female residents are on average 47,086 days old. This is considerably less than in highly developed regions of the universe and some less than in the rest of the moderate states. This is mainly due to the food crisis in the not distant past, of which the country has still not recovered in full. Also, there is in the Emoji no compulsory or government-mandated physician visits to each inhabitant (as exists in most developed planets of the universe), so many can afford little more than 19 minutes from the doctor visit. And so quickly can produce a useful diagnostic no doctor. After an Emoji survived significantly longer than all Earthlings. This leads to the conclusion that many Earthlings are lacking in humor. Therefore Emojis laugh at least eleven minutes a day and continuously.
2999 days ago 1/111 of the total population were infected with the virus of the thick lips, according to the Health spies. According to estimates before 2666 days ago were infected 1/223 of the adult population (of 20 to 69 years). It is not clear to what extent this is a long-standing disease incidence. The Emoji is thus the most affected country in Halloween. In connection with the growth of the second nose (generally known under the name second nose) arranged the local government after a series of smelly odors 2008 days ago in some cities the closure of the public authorities and a ban on major events for 29 weeks. Overall, the authorities there confirmed the escape of 122 Emojis by Circus Country. In the south of the country led to panic buying in pharmacies. The government forces put on doctors, paramedics and reservists to serve the masses of suffering from second nasal extraterrestrials. "The situation threatens to completely get out of control," said the chief of the security committee in parliament on all channels and web sites simultaneously.
In the area of today's Emoji most circus-loving peoples (among other Clowns, Smile faces and Chess) stopped in the early days. In addition, AD several colonies of Venus aliens emerged in the second to first century on the Yellow Sea coast, the later the Chlorine-free Kingdom formed. A little later came another aliens from different planets of the galaxy also Kepler. Less known extraterrestrials from the small village of Mercury came, too. Pluto aliens particularly fond settled in Emoji. Later, however, they returned en masse after the first major advance on their planet to Pluto. The wild door, served many curious as entry into the new land of the planet Halloween. So many race horses stormed into the country.But the floor is not coped with so much weight. The spoiled soil resented so much so that the local earth began to shake. So the locals had to learn to live properly in the country.
The region
Allergies in northwestern
Emoji is regarded as
a possible homeland of
funny peoples this includes
Smile Faces and Circus
Country. However, it
could also include
other nations to do so.
Today Emoji
has its origins, just like
Circus Country and
Smile, then
in the first State, the Grand
Clown. From the 10th century
sailed Arrow Shooters the
local rivers and
mingled with the
funny majority population.
Next must be
mentioned that by visiting the
Pluto aliens with their time
machine in year
1111 in Grand
Clown's then most
important events of that year
were very
well corrected in the history books.
A historian from the
Pluto traveled back
to this period and
documented his experiences
in Emoji in
his notes. In 1111
the first
clown settled near the
present-day territory
Emoji. At this time,
active research on
a formula of
laughter. The aim of the
former kings was to
have very satisfied inhabitants of
the land. Decades of research
paid off. But the
laughter formula
was found by a Smile Face.
Probably when he was born
his parents were laughing
for several days, weeks or even
years almost continuously
over the face. Next
wrote the historian
of the Pluto,
a large theft from a
grocery store. At that time,
several bananas
shall sound, Orange
shall sound, apple shall
and watermelon shall were stolen.
Unfortunately, the thief
could not be found. At that time,
the entire population was looking for
the stolen goods. Even
all the former
police and army failed
with their search.
Next wrote
the historian that many
valuable treasures were hidden
in the years 1112-1212
at a specific location in
Emoji. The exact
location was
the historian of the
Pluto under no circumstances
reveal. The
cost to the historian but
a life sentence
under the
first
Horror
Clowns
regime in
Circus Country. The first
horror clown
had his spies to Mars,
arrest the historian
from the Pluto
during his sleep.
Historian exchanged
finally freedom from
the secret of the hidden treasures.
In the years 1300-1699, the
historian was on
the present territory of
Emoji hold
several flying dolphins
and birds
crawling in his notes.
But he had no explanation.
A climate researcher
commented that
in this period
took place strong
changes in the climate.
Legal
discrimination, economic exploitation
and religious
pressure on the population
of funny
Emoji by the allergic
rulers and
the allergic magnates
repeatedly led to bloody
uprisings against the allergic
rule that prevailed
from the beginning 1700
until 1899
in Emoji with an iron hand.
Allergies have spread several
bee stings, ant
bites and
stings worm in the country
as a sign of oppression of
Emoji. At this time,
some Jugglers
could be convinced from the
Circus Kingdom
of proceed
the Smiles and
Emojis in the fight against
Allergies. This created
an army of the United
Funnies. This army could
play against the rulers
of Allergies in
the fight by
yellow water. The defeat of
the Allergies could
ensure the Jugglers
with their skill.
The Allergies
had to flee from
Emoji after they
were given by
an exploding water bottle
great anxiety. Even
the ruler of Allergies
had to admit defeat
with tears in
handcuffs in front of
his people and aliens on television.
Then the ruler of
Allergies has been left
in an underground bunker
alive and without
food in full
darkness alone.
For unknown reasons
he survived this horror
very long. The secret
of his survival was later
found in the
Horror Clowns
notes the research-based
and planets
widely publicized as a sensation. The
ruler of
Allergies lived
in underground
bunkers still
11,111 days long.
He could feed
with rainwater. The ceiling
of the bunker had
small holes. This
flowed from
the ceiling directly raindrops
for captured
ruler in Emoji.
The other
Allergies were driven from the
land of Emojis back to their
homeland.
41,245 days ago, two unknown
charlatans would
necessarily make the headlines
of the yellow
press. But they
kidnapped ten
televisions, two cameras,
voice recorders and
a bag full sixty
microbes from a laboratory
of the then most advanced
researchers. The two
charlatans were
indeed hampered
in their flight to Venus
by a sporty
policeman. But the microbes
were able to flee out of the bag
for unexplained reasons. For this,
the researchers had to appear
soon for a special session.
The search for the microbes
from the stolen
bag lasted for at least
8889 days. The
microbes were found
in the stomach of the
corpse of the
charlatans. It was
at the
charlatans at one of the
two hijackers.
However, the Government of the
Emoji refused to
publish the names of
charlatans publicly.
Parliament in
Emoji even
invented a special law on this
subject. The law is called
"Two charlatans censorship"
and is still considered in the
funny farm.
Even Smiles took over
this law without opposition. The
microbes
had to be taken very
cumbersome from the stomach
of the corpse using a vacuum cleaner
back into the sack. The other
charlatan was still alive
at that time and tried
in court to immortalize
his name in
the history books. The chief
judge banned that
journalists were allowed to
attend the trial of the
surviving charlatans.
After all, was
a clever photographer
send his tiny
photo drone
into the courtroom. This
provided a photo of the
charlatan. However, the
quality of the image was
so bad that it was assumed
an average myopia
behind the unit. Nevertheless,
the photographer forged
from a small village in
the Emoji
photography by improved
individual facial parts
with a pencil by hand.
After the
Egoists from the Mars and
the Eastern Eggs had tried,
bring Emoji
under their rule, the
Emojis decided
resistance to the two
groups. A
pear bomb could
be launched using the
Clowns on
the greedy Egoists
from Mars.
The Egotists came
to the conclusion that they
could not simply
destroy and
exploit the natural resources
on the planet Halloween. The
Eastern Eggs did
all the fish from
the waters of Emoji
fishing. They were
themselves victims of
falling scissors
out of the clouds. After these
losses, the Egoists
and Eastern Eggs
fled back to their homeland.
This is also a reason that
in Emoji
still remained up to
now to second
large plant diversity. When
civil war between nature
haters
and nature lovers, the
nature-friendly neighboring country
Circus Country
came to the aid of
nature lovers in
Emoji. The defeat of the
nature haters
meant that they
were expelled to Easter
and Mars by
the rulers of the Circus
Country.
Revenge of nature
haters did not
wait for a long time.
The leader of the nature
haters Anti
Nature had fled on his
way back to Emoji
from Mars.
He came up with several
natural haters
back in his
homeland. With several
thousands of colored plastic
bags, which were filled with
poisoned water, the group
nature haters
came and tried
to destroy the regional
diversity of plants. In addition, the
nature haters
precipitated at least
346 trees in
Emoji. But the success of
nature haters
did not last long. When the First
Horror Clown
learned of the return of
nature haters in
Emoji, he decided
to respond urgently.
He sent his army
to conquer the whole
territory of the neighboring country.
The then king of
Emoji was arrested by the
elite soldiers of the Circus
Country. His
fortune has been automatically
transferred to the First
Horror Clown. The former
King was sentenced
to forced labor at
a cornfield. Then the king
was very arrogant,
he refused to fulfill his
incapacitation. Then the
First Horror Clown
decided deeply
buried alive under the earth
the former
king of Emoji. But the
elite soldiers from the Circus
Country hidden
the king simply
in an underground bunker.
This was two
giraffes deeper from the
surface. The nature
hater Anti
Nature was captured by the
elite soldiers. The other
natural haters
had no chance against the most
powerful army of the Circus
Country. At the end of all
natural haters
were brought together
in a very narrow space.
The First Horror
Clown refused to
waste food
for nature haters. The reason
he said his famous statement:
"Anyone who hates
nature and
destroyed, no claim
has to be
nourished by nature."
After some time,
the First Horror Clown
decided to send
even hungry
rats in this space.
Nature haters
tried to eat the
rats. The rats
ate the walls of the room.
Then fled
some of the natural haters.
The First Horror
Clown looked
out of his office, that nature
haters fled.
He alerted his elite soldiers.
The elite
soldiers received an order to
shoot.
Then shot the
elite soldiers with
pears guns
on the fleeing nature
haters.
Several natural
haters injured themselves
so strongly from the Pears
that they could
hardly walk. Then
nature haters
got the handcuffs.
They were this time
all hidden even deeper
into one of the deepest
underground bunker on the
Circus Country.
After some time, all
arrested nature
haters from
Emoji died in the hiding
place. The nature lovers
of Emoji
were from this heroic act
of the First Horror
Clowns so enthusiastic that
they voluntarily
joined the Circus
Country. Interesting was the
fact that none of the
residents of Emoji
missed the previous
king. The former
king of Emoji
died as a working
objectors on the
cornfield. The First
Horror Clown
ordered to hide the corpse of
the king in an underground
bunker.
The Egoists from Mars decided after their expulsion from the field of Emojis again but this time a comprehensive conquest of the territory. In addition, the Egoists also wanted the Circus Country and Smiles bring under their domination. They tried in convincing the Eastern Eggs from their position. The Eastern Eggs did not want to waste their time again this time. Then shot the Mars Egoists to Eastern Eggs Country a water bomb at the government building. From the water bomb flew the heading "Made in Emoji" far away. The silly Eastern Eggs thought that the water bomb really came from the land of Emoji. The Eastern Eggs Country joined the conflict on the Mars Egoists. Mars Egoists and Eastern Eggs sent plastic skeletons to Circus Country, Smile and Emoji. The First Horror Clown ordered the supreme army chief of Circus Country to bomb the whole area of Easter Eggs surprising. Next the peppermint bomb was dropped to the headquarters of Mars dictators from the Clowns, Emoji and Smiles. At that time, were in the building more high-ranking leaders of the planet Mars. The wife of Mars dictator died with two of his grown sons. The Mars dictator hid in his royal palace somewhere on the Venus. The plastic skeletons were splashed by the army of the Circus Country and Emoji with salty water. It broke all plastic skeletons within three megabytes. The Mars dictator but had been reported for the army as missing. The Easter Eggs gave up in the conflict after 777 hours on relatively quickly.
On the day of victory over the Mars Egoists, Emojis, Smiles and Circus Countries launched an offensive against the remaining in their territories Allergies and other enemies. These enemies have been declared by law the First Horror Clowns to the last variety of inhabitants. Moreover, these enemies were marked in all registers. At each prohibited act in their fields Allergies and other unwanted population were automatically sentenced by the court. In addition, the inhabitants of Pile of Sugar had an expropriation by the First Horror Clowns regime fear. This mountain was on the border between Circus Country and Emoji. Two days after the death of the First Horror Clowns that mountain was heavily damaged by a huge volcano. Many residents of Pile of Sugars escaped it by Smile and Emoji. In the days of the reign of Horror Clowns in Circus Country remained Emoji and Smile as two autonomous states within the Union with the Circus Country. Later the desire of Emoji and Smiles grew after independence from the Circus Country.
After the death
of the last reigning Horror
Clowns in
Circus Country an acrobat
came to power. The acrobat
could no longer hold as much
in the population
cohesion. The
iron hand of the former
rulers lacked.
Emoji began
flashlights on the border to
throw Circus Country.
The helpless
acrobat decided on
a democratization of Emoji.
In a vote 99.9901
percent of the population in favor of
the full maturity
of the Circus Country.
The independence
weakened the country's
Emoji economically
so strong that they suffer from
great poverty still.
Only a few
visitors from Pluto came to
the poor country using
their time machine.
A Pluto
alien said that
he was so interested in the
history of Emoji.
For this he even traveled
with his time
machine to
the time of the government of
long-dead Horror
Clowns. He interviewed
some of the former
rulers even.
The last Horror
Clown admitted
in the interview
that he saw no
strong successor who
might hold
Emoji under the rule of Circus
Country. At the same time
he warned that
Emoji would fall
for their independence
in the safe
poverty.
The Pluto
alien was very surprised by
these statements. The reason was
determined that in any
encyclopedia or
historical writing
so exact
details were provided at this
location. After its
declaration of independence Emoji
became a democracy.
Democracy, however, was short-lived.
A descendant of the
former king organized
a nasty surprise for the chosen
dictator. He threw
89,079 old newspapers
on the dictator,
which his followers
gave him for free.
After this event, the dictator
from office resigned after
just 70 days.
The next
elected dictator suffered the
same fate. This time 101,345
old and very
smelly newspapers
were already
thrown at him. The
police and the army were unable
to do anything about it. The next
election of the third dictator
came seven candidates.
Six of them were abducted
by supporters of the royal
offspring and
shackled in an enclosed space.
The seventh candidate
announced his withdrawal
from the candidacy
on state television. The land of
Emoji was under great
pressure a dictator
as soon as possible to choose.
But no one wanted to
be more
dictator of the country to
this very second. The visit of the
Minister of Economy of
the Mercury
was already planned in
the near
term. Reacted to the
royal descendant.
Finally, he took over the
dictatorship in the country
of Emoji.
After he consolidated his
position, he promoted himself
king. He founded the kingdom
Emoji.
The Emoji is according to the constitution of the Emoji a royal, funny,
social and constitutionally organized unitary state with an upper King and
uniform parliament. From constitution for a separation of powers is provided.
Head of state is the king of Emoji, the government (the Cabinet of Ministers) is
led by a lower dictator. Only the autonomous region Little Face had
notwithstanding, the right to have its own constitution, government and
semi-autonomous legislation. In addition, some clowns are exempt from the
fulfillment of the tax liability. These include cross-border workers from the
Circus Country, who sometimes work in Emoji in local circuses. There is also a
free trade agreement with the Smiles. These deliver their species to poorer
neighboring country. Among other things, bananas, apple juice, eleven years old
hardware, twelve years old microwaves, nineteen years old refrigerators and
other technical equipment, which would have thrown away some modern states
already at least 2988 days ago.
The King of
Emoji is head of state and represents the state of the Emoji by internally and externally in international law. He should respect the territorial integrity and sovereignty of Emoji and stands at the head of the executive. In addition, he must make his own wishes in exceptional cases against the wishes of the entire population.The King's duties include:
-The appointment of ministers according to their tasks with the approval of
parliament and the Ministers, the diplomatic representative of the country, 4/5
of the members of the constitutional court and the central bank, as well as the
army chief,
- Invention of new laws
for processing by parliament with the possibility of a veto against decisions of
parliament,
-Right Repealing measures of parliamentarians and determination of the blank of
the ministries,
- Exercise Of grace for
the entire law Emoji,
-the Provision or resolution of courts and court branches,
chairmanship of the National Security and defence council
the Emoji
- Termination the squad
heads for treason
- Supreme Command over
the armed forces of the Emoji, imposition
of martial law and proclamation of general mobilization
the voltage or the event of war,
- Premature dissolution
of parliament
- Exercise to death of
every citizen in the country
Ordinances and decrees of the bodies of the
Executive, including the various ministers.
A delegation of these powers is expressly excluded. Will advise the king of the
"Supreme humorists of Emoji".
The King will be for an unlimited term available.
Exceptionally, the king may be dismissed in some cases from his office. For the
parliament but requires a demonstration with at least 222,222 participants.
Sometimes this also create Clowns from the Circus Country perform in Emoji.
The natural death of the king is in most cases, the choice of his successor from
his family. If the King has several offspring, they have to be elected by the
people. The reigning king can not easy determine in his will his successor
himself. That was a compromise that allowed the king to his democracy abolition.
Other conditions for the takeover of the king's throne are over the age of
12,046 days. Other conditions also includes a very long beard. This beard have
to be yellow white colored. A mustache must be colored pink. In addition, the
reigning king needs a judge wig.
Parliament is still called "The Funny Cabinet". The term is intended to recall the friendship regularly with the Smiles. It shall exercise the sole legislative authority of the state. It is directly elected for a legislative period of 2424 days from citizens of the Emoji, where election date and procedures are determined by the outgoing parliament. Members of the cabinet will enjoy legal immunity for the duration of its term and may hold any other office during their time as members within the Emoji exercise, especially do not belong to the executive. The funny cabinet can not only by the end of the legislative period in exceptional cases from the king of Emoji are resolved, where elections are immediately to be recognized in this case. The funny cabinet is led and represented by an ever-laughing Emoji.
The tasks include:
- The
legislation,
- The decision on constitutional
changes
- Decision
of the national budget,
- Decision on the
holding of a referendum,
- Consent to the appointment
of the Ministers
and the rest appointed by the
king officials,
and confidence motions
against them,
- Decision on the
framework of
internal and
foreign policy of
the cabinet of Ministers and
King,
- Formation
of the armed forces of the
Emoji,
- Decision on the
case of war and
declarations of war,
But this can also decide
alone the king.
- Parliamentary control
of the king and the ministers,
- Resolution of
funny cabinet
- Death penalty
for tax fraudsters
The last point
was imposed by avaricious
parliamentarians in
the legislation.
Then tried
some Emoji to hide their
wealth to the neighboring country
Smile.
The miserly
parliamentarians enjoy
themselves tax-free and
can increase their wages
regularly. In addition,
every parliamentarian
must always carry with them
a sign, so that they can
be different from the population.
For this purpose every
parliamentarian must
have at least two bodyguards
at public expense. Other
rights of parliamentarians
in the country: They can
as much as they want to fly
into the holidays.
They also have the right to
discounts for healthy foods
in every store
automatically. Some of these
rules are known
only for
parliamentarians. For the
general public this
information is deemed "state secrets".
So they can
protect the population from the
envy.
The government of the Emoji is the cabinet of ministers "the Cabinet of
Ministers
Emoji "perceived. This consists of the Ministers president "The Prime Minister
Emoji ", the small Deputy Prime Minister, four other Vice-Prime Minister and the
ministers together. The former is appointed by the King of Emoji with the
consent of funny cabinet. The other members of the cabinet on a proposal
the prime minister appointed by the king. The term of office of the cabinet
usually takes bound between 1666 days and 2424 days. The main task of the
Minister is to take responsibility for different aspects of life. There is the
Minister of Education, Minister of Sport, Minister of Health, Biology Minister,
Minister of Economics, Finance, tax collection Minister, cakes Minister, Forest
Minister, Sea Minister, Defence Minister, declared war Minister, Minister of
Religion, Humor ministers, music ministers, minister of construction, beverage
Minister, Treasury Minister, bears Minister, Zoo minister, aviation minister,
Crime Minister, clothing Minister and fun Minister , There are probably many
more ministers in Emoji. But for orientation, the above-mentioned areas have
been approved by the censorship office for publication on the Internet.
The funny cabinet can against the Prime Minister, a vote of
no confidence add their own, with the result that these and the entire cabinet
can be dismissed by the king from the office with him. The Cabinet of Ministers
is due to its double-sided appointment and dismissal for its work on sponsored
majorities in the funny cabinet as instructed on the support of the king.
Recently the government of Prime Minister Emq Jiop was instructed by the party
of the mountains on the support of the opposing party and independent deputy.
Jiop was sold by the king on the resignations from the ZP. day of the year
before UIWP funny cabinet with the broom. With government affairs until the
appointment a new government was the former third Deputy Prime Minister Work
Brain
Also, provisionally determined by the Party of Mountains. On warm days the
enemies of the king, Work Brain certain to expel as executive prime minister
with the broom.
The management of the Cabinet of Ministers until the election of a new Prime
Minister to the Speaker of funny Cabinet, ID PDF (from
the to transfer war party). ID PDF tried to throw the king of Emoji from his
throne. To protect the king Mercury aliens sent a colored rainbow. It had ID PDF
to admit that he does not want to have to get rid of this king.
The law is also in the Pineapple Republic, entrusted to the courts of the
Emoji. They are indeed of the Constitution because of formally independent, in
practice, the distinction between law and politics and economic interests but
weak. The jurisdiction of the Emoji is considered very commercially. There is a
principle in principle of unity in terms of the division of judicial powers:
The courts are basically responsible for all court proceedings, regardless of
the matter to be processed. The jurisdiction has several colored instances:
Green courts, Yellow courts, Pink courts, commercial courts and the Supreme
Court of Emoji as Court of Appeals. Except for the green courts consist own
chambers for administrative and commercial matters. The constitutional
jurisdiction is exercised by the Constitutional Court of Emoji. This has the
sole competence for rejection laws, rulings on the interpretation of the
Constitution and contributes in the ouster of all ministers and the dissolution
of the local parliament of the Pineapple Republic. For the prosecution a
political doctor is responsible for jurisprudence on the model of Circus
Country, projecting the local prosecutors. His skills are directly by the
Constitution
certainly.
The Emoji police considered to be very purchasable. In every criminal Emoji can
freely buy from his stay in prison. Even heavy murderer paid a deposit to the
top police officers. This gave a portion of the funds paid to the competent
judicial. After that a murderer is kicked into freedom out of the window. This
problem Emoji is trying to solve by using Smiles. So far, progress could hardly
be registered.
For the organization and conduct of the parliamentary elections, local elections, Minister elections and other high-level positions in the country, the Central Electoral Commission in the capital of Emoji is responsible. It consists of different layers of the population. There necessarily following types sitting: Very rich entrepreneur, a venal police officer, a government employee with normal professional function, a worker with no training, an employee with a simple associate degree, an academic with an university degree without a doctorate, an academician with Ph.D., a mathematician (this must be able to use the calculator), a philosopher (this must be able to worry about the future of Emoji), a magician and a pensioner. Other types may not be announced for reasons of censorship.
The Emoji foreign policy in the first months of government relief was
described by Emoji politicians as "planet-wide
orientation" and thereby of political observers abroad often perceived as
inconsistent and incapable. On the one hand Emoji
strived for the an approach to the modern Mars Egoists the other hand,
were good relations with the powerful neighbor Circus Country for the country of
economic importance. So it drives the country to be theater between many states
and governments.
After all Emoji able to significantly expand its popularity on the planet Earth.
So land their faces all over the internet. This success is designated the king
as his personal merit. But the collaboration with some Clowns from the Circus
Country hampered somewhat the good cooperation with the Smiles. Nevertheless,
the Smiles remain the most important friends of Emoji. Foreign policy,
interesting are relations with Jupiter. In particular, many Misers come from
this planet and hide their valuables from the tax authorities of their home. The
Saturn's record-apple eater
Good Bye also visited Emoji in a
contest the apple eaters. Unfortunately, he was not hungry enough for the
victory. Mercury aliens are coveted tourists in this country. The tourism
ministers of Emoji granted regularly tons of coins that must be invested in this
sector. The King of Emoji accuses the Minister of Tourism before even to be too
wasteful. Venus aliens also visit like the country and its history. Particularly
interesting are also Pluto aliens who come into the country. They do not come as
tourists to the area, but as a very qualified researchers with the latest
technology and investigate the past of the country by using the Time Machine. As
was the case with the last reigning Horror Clown.
Besides Pluto aliens are helping the Emoji when technical progress. Finally, the
population learned with great enthusiasm the operation of technical novelty.
That was a red microwave. Neptune and Uranus help the country to find its
archaeological finds better and build museums.
The Emoji is meted out by many authors by their position in the interface between Circus Country and Smile high geopolitical importance. It is considered a geopolitical pivot because its very existence as an independent state contributes to the conversion Circus Country. Without the Emoji Circus Country has no access to the underground prisons more. If Clowns should, however, regain control of the Emoji, became Circus Country automatically establish the center, a powerful empire on the planet Halloween. Lose the Emoji their independence, this would have direct consequences for the faint-hearted and would Allergies can become a geopolitical pivot on the western border of an united empire selfish. More often discussed geopolitical issues are also a possible convergence or integration into the Salted Cucumbers. The King Poisonous Snake refuses that Emoji approximates the Salted Cucumbers. His reasoning for this is quite simple: we do not want to risk our prosperity. If Emoji tries to nourish our country, he saw in his eyes blind. This statement felt Emojis very discriminatory. Thereupon the king Poisonous Snake apologized in a writing two-page letter. This statement even led to a crisis between the Salted Cucumbers and Emoji.
The Emoticons have approved an action plan for closer cooperation with the
Emoji as part of its so-called neighborhood policy two weeks after the
liberation from the Circus Country. As priorities in the action plan
called, inter alia, the following points:
-Promote the payments to the Emoji to strengthen the
influence of Emoticons
Outfitting of economic relations
-Gradually takeover of the whole territory by Emoticons
-Emojis Laws, norms and standards will be gradually brought into line with the
laws of Emoticons.
Negotiations on employment, the example opportunities for citizens of the Emoji,
in
the Emoticons to work as cheap labor. Negotiations on the facilitation of
issuance of honey flights.
-Fulfillment the agreements between the Emoji and Emoticons on the closure of
sugar wadding power plant in Enjoy Life.
Improvement of the investment climate, and, inter alia, by preparing a
non-discriminatory, transparent business conditions, reduction of bureaucracy
and fight corruption, trafficking of aliens, torture racism.
Bandit Doc, Emoticons- Commissioner for External Relations and neighbourhood
policy, planet-wide, called the following additional measures to ensure the to
strengthen economic relations with Emoji:
-The import of cheap textiles and rusted iron from the Emoji
should be facilitated.
-The allocation of credit of Emoticons Investment Bank
the Emoji should be facilitated to 1/4.
-The financial aid to bring into line the Emoji legal system with the legal
system of the Emoticons are to be increased.
-In the areas of energy, environment and transport closer cooperation is
provided.
Basis of relations of Emoji Emoticons are to:
-The Anti-Clowns Act
-Next Must Emoji roll out the red carpet for every tourist from the Emoticons
Moreover Emojis must compete better than cheap professionals indigenous
expensive Emoticons.
These Emoticons need may be sent as cheap slave labor to
Emoji.
A short time ago it was announced that Bandit Doc (important personality of
Emoticons)
after the signature of Emojis to cooperate immediately several residents did
kidnap of Emoji. He left them at home, doing housework, homework for his
children do, dissertations and theses for his eldest daughter to write, solve
other tasks. For this purpose, Bandit Doc justified with his six hands in a
television broadcast as follows: "I had no money even to employ a single
Emoticon with me, so I'd rather pay dumping wages to immigrant Emojis Finally
that was my original goal with the treaty . "
Then protested many Emoticons front of the villa of Bandit Doc.
He was then sentenced by a court for arrears on his foreign employees. The
verdict had only symbolic value. Bandit Doc was through a small payment to the
court, embellish his reputation back. So he continued to pay miserly wages. Only
the population received the "trial" a psychological reassurance.
An employee Emoji, the dissertation for his eldest daughter wrote extensively at
Bandit Doc, inadvertently signed with his signature the last page. The daughter
of Bandit Doc took over not only the lyrics, but also the signature of Emoji.
This saw the senior professor and asked the daughter of Bandit Doc, who signed
here. At that moment she realized that she would have to change the signature
quickly. But the senior professor had been in the doctoral thesis with his
stamp. This means that the work was considered controlled. After law of theses
of Emoticons can an already signed work, not be changed. This must be released
immediately in a specialist publisher for publication. The daughter of Bandit
Doc told this to her father. Then he decided to buy a small wage increase the
rights to the signature of his employees. The affected Emoji was inwardly not
agree, but he agreed. He later told his family in Emoji in a telephone
conversation about this event. His parents reacted very angry about how their
son is treated in Emoticons. Then they tried to get the support of the
authorities. They refused to interfere in this matter. Then his parents sought
support elsewhere. They decided using the Horror Juggler pick up. This really
was keen to bring Emoji
(again) under his control in the modern Circus
Country. Then sent Horror Juggler his army and threw several sugar bombs on the
house of Bandit Doc. Then the staff of Emoji got very scared and fled with their
little bags from the Villa. From a sugar bomb came thousands of caries and
diabetes. These raided Bandit Doc. What he lost his teeth and two days later was
diagnosed with diabetes.
The senior professor could refer to this second, the thesis of the eldest
daughter of Bandit Doc easily as a forgery. Then grant the title of Doctor of
the daughter of Doc was prohibited by law in Emoticons. The Emojis who worked at
Doc, fled to their homes with the horses.
The local forces had 2888 days ago with about 12 million coins one of the
smallest military budgets in Halloween, in particular with respect to the number
of troops of 67,896 active soldiers and 111456 reservists. Meanwhile, the
defense budget has risen to 999 million coins. The equipment is usually from the
time the cooperation with the Circus Country. The armed forces are divided into
the army with a male and female Emojis of about 11000 intensity, air force with
a thickness of approximately 12,009 male and female Emojis and Marine, which has
about 234 soldiers, of which 69 marines. Furthermore, there are still 22,222
male and female in the troops of the internal Ministry of Interior, 9999 male
and female Emojis border protection (including some spies at the Coast Guard)
and over 6665 skilled troops for civil defense (Disaster relief). Military
service is mandatory for male and female citizens with legal completing the 7000
life day begins and lasts 444 days. The abolition of conscription and the
transition to a professional army should have been proposed in a plan of misers
from the Jupiter. The goal was to save more money. But the fearful Emojis had
great concerns about this idea because they feel threatened by other beings in
the Galaxy almost every third day.
555 days ago a meteor was dropped to the bottom of Emoji. This led to a great
panic in the country. Many residents fled to their shelters. The king gave in 88
hours clear. Then the people were brought into normal life out of their shelters
using the crisis soldiers back. A researcher confirmed previously that there was
no declaration of war.
The economic spy was trying to count every coin in the country. Or rather,
his task was to control the state budget exactly.
The state budget included expenditures of 996 days ago converted 9 billion of
local coins, which were offset by revenue from converted 22 billion coins. This
results in a budget surplus in the amount of 2.5669% of the gross domestic
product. The national debt could be fully passed to the detriment of the poor
population has become after the currency reform by the king.
In 7QUW the proportion of government expenditure was (in%
of GDP) following areas:
- Health: 8.992%
- Education: 2.648%
- Military: 0,024%
Up to the time of the rise of Horror Juggler in Circus Country fear the Emoji
rose compared to the neighboring country to about 45 degrees Celsius.
Emoticons have established a special money factory for Emoji. This happened
after a storm swept away the central bank from its previous location at a speed
of 66 gigabytes per second. The search for the central bank was unsuccessful.
The shortage of money led to a quick solution within 11 hours would have to lie
on the table of the king. Then Emojis received a friendly but sly supply of the
Emoticons. This got an opportunity to tie Emoji on their land. To produce
Emoticons since that time the funds for this. Just came information that the
king of the Emoji found the reserve bank somewhere on a paid parking lot. The
penalty is in any case already on the work table of the king. But the central
bank does not seem to be willing to try posing in a Selfie with the parking lot
owners. But the king will not be held liable for the crimes of the lost central
bank. Car park operators are threatening even to get into the business of coins
of Emoji. The king decided to accept the help of Pluto aliens. A Pluto alien
tried to make the location of the central bank identify with his robot dog.
After 122 seconds, the robot dog showed on its screen the exact location of the
central bank. This landed precisely in the parking lot on the Saturn of a
lender.
The supreme head of the firm
Credit Card tried meanwhile to
take away from the central bank precious metals.
That showed the robot dog on his description of the events. As a solution, there
were two options: to let 1. raining a hot shower in the area 2. to destroy the
whole area with an oil spill
The Pluto alien decided in consultation with the king of Emoji to choose the
first option with the hot rain.
After two seconds, the Pluto alien pressed the corresponding button on the robot
dog. Within 66 minutes it was raining so strong and hot that many Saturn aliens
felt burned in the field of credit business. Many of them fled away from this
place. Then came the decision of the Government of Saturn to send the central
bank to its owners. The credit company had to pay in addition a compensation to
Emoji.
Galaxy
Organization for Civil Rights
criticized the dealer
violence in the
Emoji. This organization
documented torture by
choking and electric shocks
and throw
the banana by traders
to pedestrians. The reason was
the refusal of the pedestrian,
to buy the products from the traders.
Further, the surveillance of citizens
has been heavily criticized. Even
in the mountains
hidden video cameras are
installed. This
despite there
only foxes.
Wolves and bears were at the
time presented by
Mercury. Another criticism
of the organization of the
rights of aliens
and humans is that
no one can simply
steal something.
Even in all
the shops every detail is
recorded. Thereafter, the
authorities analyze every
movement of their citizens
regardless of whether the
left, right, up or down. Each
step is not only documented
but also archived and
stored in multiple databases. Another
problem
is also the entry
of Horror
Clowns in Emoji.
These have to
strip down to their underpants.
This even though
they come only
for professional reasons into the
country. They have appeared in
several circuses.
Another point of criticism is
the abduction of newborn
citizen of
the hospitals. Many Emojis
are very afraid of their own children.
The result is that
some of them have their
own children kidnap
at birth of unknowns.
The Emoji
is in 99 regions, the
autonomous republic of Pineapple
and two
Cities with special status,
capital city of Emoji and
royal palace, divided.
The autonomous
republic of Pineapple,
officially during the rule
of the Circus Country
Pineapple territory
is geographically
the warmer area
and has
several smaller dwarf
dictators. Since the
tax increase crisis
299 days ago, the government
in the capital Emojis
no control over the collection of
taxes from the Pineapple
republic and
their inhabitants. These areas
decided to remove
all video cameras. For this
was also
done symbolically the
tax collection machine
broken with water
bombs.
The Pineapples
wanted no monitoring
by the capital
and the king of
Emoji.
Next they asked for
a reduction of taxes
in the amount of 2/3 of the
previous charges.
The luxurious
king and the
other beneficiaries of the tax
revenue refused by all means
against it. This led.
Pineapples that
their liberation from the kingdom
Emoji ahead
exaggerated. The king tried
unsuccessfully to send his
army to Pineapple republic.
The soldiers were
so badly injured with
watermelons that they
attributed their defeat
in writing voluntarily
on their foreheads. They returned
to the king with these
headlines. Then the king
waived provisionally
to the reconquest
of the territory.
The
largest conurbations
in Emoji are:
1. Emoji
Capital City (Emoji
SMS):
6,687,908 inhabitants
2.
Emoji
Face:
2,357,864 inhabitants
3.
Emoji
Clown:
2,222,221 inhabitants
4.
Emoji
Town:
1,666,555 inhabitants
5.
Emoji
Opinion:
1,444,567 inhabitants
The main foreign trade partners are Smile (29.56%), Circus Country (24.67%), Venus (11.11%), Saturn (10.097%), followed by Salted Cucumbers (8.88%), Emoticons (5.78%), Mercury (2.78%) and the planet Mars (2.44%). The other trading partners are currently less important. Uranus and Saturn were the largest direct investors in 2222 days ago and ended up in first place, interplanetary totaling 123 million Bitcoins account for Uranus 6.66 million and on Saturn 5.55 million. The main exports of the Emoji are metallurgy products, chemical products, machinery, equipment, pineapples, bananas, pears, other food and textiles. Noteworthy is the technical support of Emoji by Pluto aliens.
For large parts of the 66.68 million Emojis great social misery exists. The capital of the Emoji Capital City has far planet at an hourly wage of 1.60 planetary Bitcoins the lowest hourly wage and 12% by far the lowest purchasing power of all cities. Within the country, the content continues to grow, depending on the western region lies with the tip in the Rain EM and the taillight Poor EM in the east. Many residents in the country operate forbidden economy, as salaries and pensions later and were paid incomplete and wage levels with the increased cost of living does not could keep up. Some Emojis tried to flee into the Circus Country. But the government there did not want Emojis with him. For this reason, the electric fences were built by the Clowns on the border with Emoji. The Emojis were according to a survey, despite very low income very satisfied residents. Finally, they have relatively low prices in their country. In more expensive Jupiter most Emojis were not able to pay with their money even for one day, the cheapest hotel rooms. The misers require at least 69 Bitcoins for one hour.
After the Emoji someday has detached from the Circus Country, the country has gradually initiated a process of modernization. In later years, the country initially experienced similar to the other transition countries of the planet Halloween but an economic crisis, which was a consequence of the overall economic transformation. In addition, the impact of the volcano of 12,222 days ago represent a continuing heavy burden on the country. 2999 days ago, the Emoji could not yet reach the production level of the past again. This is particularly attributed to the prescribed by the International Association dictator shock therapy, of PDFR to MP4CD a decline in gross domestic product of 55 5/9% result had. End of MP3Player years the economy has stabilized but. From the date of the rise of Horror Juggler in the neighboring country Emoji was marked by a strong economic upturn. The annual growth rate of domestic GDP was since then an average of about 9 8/9%. 2999 days ago, there were still 6 2/3%. The Emoji is particularly affected by the planet-wide paper worthlessness crisis. 2444 days ago burgled the gross domestic product in comparison to the time in 2777 days ago by 33 1/3%. It came to a destabilization of the domestic factories, the local currency Emoji coin lost much of its value and the production collapsed. The high dependence on energy imports and energy-intensive economy with higher electricity import prices intensified the crisis. The Emoji received from the factory money to avert the bankruptcy to imposing a loan of 44 million iron Bistoins which should be paid in five installments. As the government of the Emoji editions did not want to meet, decided the top money factory owner, the fifth installment not to pay. As the Ministry of Economy announced that the gross domestic product has declined by a total of about 11 1/9% in 2333 days ago.
3333 days ago
took place power exchange,
which not only covered the
ministers, but
also caused new
majority in parliament
did, expect
profound reforms. Miser
investors from Jupiter
buy or lease agricultural land
increasingly. But
land sales are
for the time being, remain
a few exceptions, prohibited.
According to the report of the
international espionage Winner
-Institute were
already since
4141 days
6.79 million hectares of land
to multinationals overwritten.
Of which received more than
777,888 hectares
to a company based
in Luxury Shoes,
another 555,666
to a registered investor
in Venus,
999,222 hectares to a company
from the Mercury and
333,111 hectares
to a company of a
Jupiter alien. The
raw material base of the
Emoji is comprised of various
metals and coal.
Approximately 9.99%
of the planet-wide
stone forest resources are the
Emoji. There are also bauxite, lead, chromium, piggy
bank, silver, copper, nickel,
germ T, uranium and creatine. On the shelf of the Yellow Sea oil and gas
reserves have been discovered. Many misers from the Jupiter showed great
interest in the field and sent already their devices. Jupiter aliens see great
potential, oil and gas from Emoji to send Jupiter. After that oil and gas can be
sold to the people of planet Earth. The proportion of heavy industry in the
economy exceeded even that of the also influenced heavily industrially Allergies
by more than three times. 66 2/3% of industrial production took place 7777 days
ago in the sectors of mechanical engineering, ferrous metallurgy (iron and
steel), energy, chemicals, paper and building materials. Some prominent Clowns
from the Circus Country can be built cottages in Emoji. Others are trying to get
to an underground bunker in the funny farm. Therein bread, waffles, rotten
teeth, old lamps and silver plated chains are hidden from the authorities. This
is considered as equipment for emergencies.
555 days ago, the government agreed with Smiles as buying government bonds of
Emojis worth 999 million interplanetary Bitcoins and the "transient" reduction
of diaper prices by one-third, to support the domestic economy. The prime
minister expressed without the contract with Smiles threaten the total
impoverishment of the king and the collapse of society. According to the
charlatans the Emoji for the year TDMN would an external financing amounting to
666 million require local coins in order to continue to service their debts.
The Emoji received after the government stuck to the King's signature on the
wall, establishing and ensuring a stable economy and politics, grants and loans
at very low interest rates of less greedy in the amount of at least 8 million
Bitcoins. Other misers from other planets showed great interest in buying shares
of the state Emoji. Only Pluto aliens have no interest in investments of this
kind. Since their help without direct consideration by Emojis is possible.
Emojis have to offer anything, what would be missing on the Pluto.
The Emoji is among the countries with the average energy consumption in Halloween. 28.98% of the energy generated from hydropower, about 23% of waste paper, 49.2% of energy drinks and 0.98% of old waste. The old waste is collected regularly. Thereafter, everything that can not be re-used, released to generate electricity. Especially the Yellow Sea is used as a source of hydroelectric power. Waste paper is also collected for this purpose. From the old paper turns a company of a miser (who learned in Pluto) paper into electricity. This electricity is sold to wealthy households in the country.
Annually the Emoji produces around 77 million tons of grain, mainly oats, rye and durum wheat, of which over 56% are exported. The country is thus world at an important point of the grain producers in the list of producers.
Since the Emoji
with a thick layer of
very fertile
black soil on 89.98% of
their land area has
the planet's highest proportion of
farmland highest quality and
land prices are very low
in comparison, takes place
sell out the country to foreign
misers. 1111
days ago, the prices per
hectare amounted to 266
Emoji coin to
the 8.89
interplanetary Bitcoins lease.
2121 days ago
told the secret service
on the acquisition of 124,123
hectares of farmland in
the Emoji by
Neptune. A company
from the Circus Country
leased approximately
222,346 hectares of land.
1212 days ago
stopped the
greedy investment funds "even
richer immediately" around
554,559 hectares of land
in the Emoji.
1010 days ago, the
Jupiter Misers
granted a
-Bank
Loan of 1 million
Bitcoins and received
for the following 24 years to reach
12 million tons of grain
per annum and
444 days
later began the
stingy State-owned enterprises
to negotiate with the agricultural
group of
about 999,998 hectares
in the
Emojis Yellow Sea region.
Crops are
grown for the market of
Jupiter and predators
are grown. For
additional lease
rights to 21900
days, the miserly
government from the
Jupiter wants to take
up to twelve million hectares.
The covetous
will gradually take over "Emoji".
Then they would be able
to rename the country into a
second Jupiter.
Many cucumbers
are produced in
Emoji. The land belongs
to an important pickles
producer of
Galaxy. In the southern part
of the country there was once
a vast forest
place with very
fertile soil. Except for a small
residual holdings, these
forests were cut down
by stingy
but Jupiter aliens
and converted into arable land.
The country has at this
moment only
for about 6.68% natural forest
share of the
total. The newer
forests were planted
manually active
during the reign of
Horror Clowns.
The birch forests
on the border with Circus
Country and
the woods near the vulcanized
mountains are known.
On the northern border the country
Emoticons can
in a radius of
45 giraffes
at the city Moji
Earth since
the explosion of a large
banana airman
from ancient times
because of persistent fear-mongering
no more
agriculture are operated. There are
rumors that many spirits of
bananas airman
still have taken
the entire area hostage.
Probably the spirits are
therefore not
agree that they had to
die unexpectedly
at that time. Since that time,
avoid the ghosts every movement
of survivors
in Emoji in this field.
Regardless suffers
agriculture for several decades
also under heavy
soil erosion. The associated
land desertification, the Emoji
has already lost
approximately one-twelfth
of their agricultural land.
To the west of the Emoji on the coast fruit growing is
operated, in the rest of the country
is mainly cultivated cinnamon, potato and sugar beet. At the time of liberation
from Circus Country 79.79% of the domestic territory for agriculture were used
and a total of 89.89% of the land for agriculture. The agro-industrial complex
posted 8888 days ago about 39.89% of the national income. At the present hour is
used for agriculture in the Emoji total 67.562 million hectares (ha) of land.
Almost a quarter of the population (especially in the eastern part) lives from
agriculture, which generate 24% of gross domestic product. The Emoji has 66
million hectares of arable land twice as much as competitors from other planets,
but scored with 69 million tonnes, only 56% of foreign grain production. Some
farms are taken from the Jupiter by the misers. These locations are then used to
build underground bunkers where misers hide their valuables from their
government. Among other things,
the note printer,
magic box and other stuff.
This information could be
found, thanks to Saturn
Maps. Here
covetous from the Jupiter
was caught as
he hid his dog
deciduous teeth in
an underground bunker. The
milk teeth
served to deflect the
attention of the observer. The
Saturn's observer could
also see how the miser
also dragged along
an ancient suitcase.
Radiographs showed
a lot of bills
in an unknown
value. Then
the miser went to pink sea
bathing.
Approximately 1111 foot steps away from the Yellow Sea are iron ore deposits
with appropriate processing. In addition, mechanical engineering and the
automotive industry, aerospace industry, food industry, construction of
Dictaphones
and an extensive book printing industry. Next many Emojis work in the factories
for the production of small microprocessors, which misers are shopping
conveniently in Emoji. But later sell at exorbitant prices to their own
population. Lately they build in their country and microwaves for everyday use.
Not long ago, some residents received letters from abroad and a theme was "Selfie".
This aroused great curiosity among Emojis. An inhabitant of the country tried it
to build a camera for receiving Selfies. He succeeded by means of an experienced
Pluto alien. This Emoji is one of the producers of cameras focusing "Selfie".
This means that Emojis added already at least 11,111 ,111 Selfies to this
second. This emerges from a spy program sponsored by the Salted Cucumbers. The
Selfie - cameras are considered a special industry in the country. For this
company are also many Horror Clowns interested. They love to take themselves
Selfies.
The tertiary sector is
developing very
stable in the Emoji in recent
years, however, remained
largely on the international
markets depends.
In addition to the banks
and the software industry
showed medium
growth rates. Its turnover
was 299 days ago
about 182 million
of local coins.
What software do they produce?
Especially digital dictionaries
for different languages: for example,
the horror language,
circus language
and other interesting languages.
These companies are generally
run by the experienced
Neptune aliens.
They also produce a lot of
computer games for the majority of
domestic population.
Unfortunately scored no
single program from
the Emoji
planetwide breakthrough.
Among the largest software producers include Emoji Brain headquartered in Jupiter and Emoji Premium offering especially graphics programming, as well as the producer of computer games EM Game. The IT industry employs about 44446 engineers and programmers. Especially misers from the Jupiter invest a lot of money in these companies still hope to be able to put more profits in their underground bunkers.
In banking
, the first acquisition took place by a foreign credit institution 4449 days ago, but even before that banks with foreign capital founded. This was done at high pressure of the Misers. This would at last come very favorable to a foreign company. At that time the bank took over from the Venus "Kill Tax" the second largest bank in the country, "Monkey Bank" (now Tax Killer Monkey). The sales negotiations were deliberately drawn from Emoji page in length, as soon found more interested in the bank, and the purchase price therefore piece by piece to ultimately 12 million interplanetary Bitcoins (for 91.6News and press
agencies, the state news agency Emoji Stories is founded 36135 days ago and deducts daily from approximately 444 messages. However, each message must be personally tested and approved by the supreme king of the land. Every story must have survived before it can be sent to the ears of Emojis the baking time in the oven at 222 degrees Celsius. General since 1414 days Oculus Left. Other influential companies are the non-governmental news agency Rude Emoji and the private Extra Emoji information agency, which is controlled by the competitor Ocly Garnier with the X-ray machine. A total of some 44 news agencies are in the Emoji active, but most are very small and take over the information of the leading news agencies using a vacuum cleaner. Since 424 days located in the bunker of the yellow square Emoji Icon plays an important role. It is funded by an opponent of the Feast Halloween Anti Hello Ween, the Salted Cucumber company. These try the Feast of the planet out of the country to ban. Showing with evil faces every time on the night of first November Horror Clowns. A Clown complained even about the mendacious representation in this medium. His claim was however sent to the Circus Country by mail. This means quite simply that the court on the complaint was not allowed to enter. As a basic payment of protecting the media was called out of the Salted Cucumbers.TV stations in
the country:
When watching TV, which was
introduced in the 22222
days ago Emoji,
there is next to the
state television since
7444 days
also private TV
providers. This was
necessary since some
Emojis about the lack of
diversity in
the media minister complained.
Here are some important television
stations in the country are
listed below:
-
Emoji Pictures, is the national
television station of Emoji. It was founded in 18250 days ago in a radioactive
hiding and maintains the only national television program First Faces.
-
Funny Emoji is established in
6666 days ago private station, which
in addition to seven other TV stations EMTV,
New Channel, E1, E4, JITV, EM2, ME First currently the competitors
Same Face and founder of Little Emoji Face
Group belongs.
- Emoji, originally days ago 7676 as a regional station in
conurbation
Emoji PC founded, part of the
Free Emoji, which is controlled by the iron hand of the entrepreneur
Big Face and very high ratings
achieved by its sports programs.
-
Mathematics E is a domestic
television station, are subscribed since the gold rush largely covetous from the
Jupiter about their own investment company (SWNDR). Mathematics E is one of the
stations with the highest market share in the Emoji and can be received by
89.9999% of the local population.
-
Haphazard is another popular TV
channel with very high coverage in the Emoji, which was acquired by the limited
capable of acting charlatans 100% 346 days ago, which is regularly inspected by
the rich oranges from the Jupiter WWW OE with a video camera.
-
Law E was founded in 3535 days
ago. The aim of the radio station was there and is there to teach their own
citizens for free when it comes to national laws. This know increasingly Emojis
what rights and obligations they have in their own country. This had a
particularly positive effect on the legal education of citizens.
-
Edu
Emoji
is a
training station.
In it are
several subjects that are
taught at the universities,
discussed in the program for
free. This channel was founded
by the employers' associations
in the country. This channel
was founded only 44 days ago.
This channel is funded by
job advertisements of
different companies. So
potential candidates can be addressed
directly.
-
Politics
Emoji
is a
transmitter, which is dedicated to
the political issues. This
was established 222
days ago. The
censorship examined
previously at least
2828 days long, which
may be shown and
what needs to be censored.
-
Family
Emoji
was founded by
overburdened parents 9982
days ago. Here are
mainly issues such as the
education of children and young
people from age
0 years to
20 years.
-
Movie
Emoji
was approved by the
Minister of Culture 5555
days ago writing
on paper and
formally established 5554 days .
In this channel
it comes to cultural topics
such as films, theater, circus,
painting and other things
in this area.
-Music
Emoji
was specially separated from other
cultural areas
4848 days ago.
After an urgent
resolution of the musical
range of other
entertainment areas
had to be separated. Since
Emojis had
composed so many songs in
recent times as never before
in history, increased the demand
for a music channel.
These are the most important
TV channels in the country
of Emoji.
There are also numerous newspapers in the country, which inform the public about various subjects
The Emoji
has become planet widely known
in recent years in connection with
the video game industry. Many
domestic software development
companies work particularly
favorable, so have many misers
from the Jupiter
program their programs
in this country. While there are
sometimes language barriers.
But most covetous
are very happy that
they can save a lot of money.
Most of these companies
are quite
spread in the country. Growth
can not be compared with
other planets but
despite favorable labor.
What program
Emojis precisely for
miserly Jupiter
aliens?
They must install
especially manipulations
for the tax declaration in favor of
the misers.
-
Emoji
Farmers
-
International Trade Fair for
domestic
Agriculture in the capital city
-
Emoji
Animals
-
Trade Fair for Livestock Farming
and veterinary medicine in
the capital
-
Emoji
Energy-
trade fair for energy in
the country's capital city
-
Emoji
Books-
trade fair for authors from different
regions of the country and
abroad
-
Emoji
Drinks-
International Trade Fair for various beverages
in the skin
city.
At this exhibition
the competition
of bottled water
drinker takes place.
-
World -
Exhibition of globalization
and internationalization of world
trade
-
Emoji
Green-
exhibition nationally and
planets far
for promotion of nature conservation
in the country's capital city
-
Emoji
Thinkers -
A held annually
meeting of planet-wide
elite from the
business, politics and other
serious areas of life.
At this meeting will be
discussed theoretically
on the future of the galaxy.
Then celebrate the
present "their successes"
in close circle
known at a hidden place.
-
Emoji
Travel-
trade fair, at the various
states its peculiarities
may present
annually offline again.
-
Emoji
Innovation-
exhibition of innovative start-ups
and interesting ideas.
An important idea
from the past was the
microwave.
There are more other trade fairs and exhibitions in Emoji. But some of them may not be published. The censorship forbids expressly to tell too much about the small trade shows.
A major tourist destination in the Emoji is the capital city Emoji SMS, in addition to many historic attractions and a modern vibrant cultural life offers. As a recreational area and the Yellow Sea since the ancient times is used, above all, the border with Circus Country. The border provides in addition to cultural legacies many peoples (Venus aliens, Mercury aliens, Martians), a warm climate and a large number of palaces and sanatoriums. There are many old stones lying by the conquest attempt by the Egoists from Mars still somewhere. The stones are indeed historically very valuable, but the market value of these stones is very deep. Covetous of the Jupiter tried two of the stones to sell one day. But no one was willing to spend even the smallest coin for this stone. So he threw the stones back to their original location. In addition, many tourists visit in Emoji also very fond of the nature reserves that have remained fundamentally protected from the consequences of industrialization. There are many interesting places in the funny farm to admire.
The Emoji has from the days of former kings especially a north-south traffic
orientation between different neighboring countries.
The Emoji is current minute mainly a transit country between smaller states on
the planet Halloween and the other aliens and between smaller islands and Circus
Country. Main mode of transport in the Emoji is the railroad, followed by road
transport and inland waterway transport in the field of the Yellow Sea. There
are also banana vehicles that can bring the inland population from various
villages to larger cities within 222 minutes. These were approved unanimously by
domestic parliament 8764 days ago. The king also decided to endorse this
approach. The censors considered the use of banana vehicles for their services.
But they had to turn to other vehicles. What they have chosen, had yet to find a
charlatan. These are lemon vehicles from banana peels from a freezer.
In the Emoji track gauge of 2222 bytes is used by the railroad. The routes in the area of the largest cities in the country and in the west of the Emoji are electrified, in between there are wet sections. A complete electrification is provided on the 113 day of a gruesome winter. The national railway manufacturer is the locomotive factory onion. The national railway company Emoji Train was founded 8787 days ago with an applause and also is in state hands. Some allies of the misers kept trying to do everything possible so that they take over the control of the railway. 2426 days ago sent a stingy Jupiter alien a takeover bid of the state railway to the government and the king of Emoji. The two sides in the country-considered all the advantages and all the disadvantages of this business. At the end, the king did not want to be separated from the state railway at any time. Then the miser had to get his offer with a flying saucer back to Jupiter.
The Emoji
has a road network
of nearly 55,566,708
giraffes length.
A coherent
motorway network exists only
in places near the Yellow
Sea. Many local
roads included
countless bacteria
on its surface. In places
that have been specifically set up
for tourists, there are
very beautiful orange
highways and
national roads. These are used to
free ride
the covetous and
other aliens
from another planets.
The old road
between Smile and
Emoji had to be
nearly 2698 days
of uninterrupted renovated.
Moreover, some programmers
had to update
the road with an
antivirus program and
delete old shells. The
retail network is very dense.
In some villages the roads are
still very poorly developed,
but are
gradually rehabilitated.
In many cities
there are trams
and subways,
such as the underground
railway in
the capital of the country and
throughout the region a very
dense network of bus services.
Due to the constant
laughter of some
residents, the bus drivers
must be engaged
from other countries in
Emoji. As the
willingness to
low-wage labor was
scarce, only
sad Emojis were hired
as a bus driver.
In all major cities there are large international airports. There are
flown aircraft from Papyrus and flying saucers from textiles of Emoji after
abroad. And vice versa. The aircraft and saucers are very outdated and are in a
state of aging. That is why the motto many citizens called in Emoji:
"Better on the floor remain, instead of flying." The fear of the aircraft and
saucers is very widespread in the country. There are flying of course pilots and
tourists from other countries. From the domestic population fly narrowly 19.98
percent of the local Emojis. Despite the low interest, there are several
airlines like
Emoji Air and
Emoji Worldwide. There are the
most famous of many other smaller companies. The airports in several major
cities are the main international airports of Emoji.
The aircraft manufacturer
Emoji Fly headquartered in the
capital city has developed with the flying saucer 10 million gigabytes a strong
aircraft.
In the Emoji there are many ocean-going vessels that send a lot of
tourists in the Yellow Sea.
The cruises have become increasingly popular over the last 2626 days. More and
more go nationwide with the ship. The ship researcher tried to fish on this
subject a formula from the Yellow Sea. He hired a camera from old-time and stuck
to every seat in different ships each a small camera from the times of the First
Horror Clowns. His formula, he wrote in journals of Marine Sciences. His formula
was: "A fish in the sea, two fishes on the sea surface, three fishes in the bag
of a Emoji, four fishes in the bottle, five fishes in front of the hungry eyes,
six fishes on the plate, seven fishes at the end in the stomach."
This formula made the ship researcher so famous that he received a major
research award to the applause of 99,999 attendees. Later, he was allowed to get
stuck very proud the title of smartest inhabitant of Emoji on his forehead.
In the Emoji
also G3
mobile networks were in
addition to the traditional
public telephone network, which
is dominated to
91.91% from
state providers
Emoji
Telecom
constructed.
The biggest
mobile networks are currently:
-
Emoji
Phone
-
G3
Emoji
-
International
Emoji
Talk
-
Emoticon
Phone
(Censored company)
Emoji Telecom launched a nationwide survey of customer satisfaction on the quality of telephone conversations in 2929 days ago. Besides, many respondents expressed a desire to expand the reach of the Internet on the way. The goal should be that Emojis could load web pages from the Circus Country quickly and easily to their hard drive. Previously, they had to wait around 69 minutes for a simple homepage from the Circus Country was readable. The king had to precisely analyze details on this request. After 124 days he granted a faster speed of loading times. At the same time the Health Minister was very concerned about the rising radiation through the faster Internet. He commissioned a research group of 111 participants, to examine the effects of the faster Internet exactly. Since the research group had great difficulty with the mathematics, nobody was able to develop an ingenious formula. So this attempt failed completely miserably. Normally, the mobile phones have at least 222 keys in Emoji. This meant that a resident complained so strongly about the variety of keys. For his trouble, an article in a newspaper was created. The journalists had great understanding for these residents, because they severely injured their fingers regularly because of the keyboard. This led to an unification of the haters of 222 keys. Then the king ordered the state Emoji Telecom to develop a new mobile phone as quickly as possible. Then the misers came from Jupiter and tried to sale a patent for touchscreen phone to the state telecommunications company. The King of Emoji decided to officially get into debt the country because of fault of the patent. This statement made the king in front of the opponents of 222 keys. Finally, the government paid a lot of money to the misers of Jupiter. It is noteworthy that the patent for touchscreen phone was quite outdated. On other planets, there were a lot more advanced mobile phones than that model from the Jupiter. Nevertheless, finally able to make all Emoji 222 keys in the old photos in memory. Since this progress have Emoji keyboard free phones.
By the middle of the Emoji flowing with the Yellow Sea is the fourth longest river of Halloween and divides the country into several parts. In the country there are several small and medium-sized bridges. The largest bridge was built at the time of the First Horror Clowns command. This was the expulsion of Egoists from Mars. The bridge is in poor condition and can only be observed at a distance of five giraffes. The material of the bridge is also very sensitive to images.
The picture painting has a high priority in the Emoji. Known local painter include Best Emoji, PR Emoji and Sun Emoji. Some of the paintings of the artist were sold far planet at high prices.
The first book
published
in the Emoji
was written by
Text
Emoji
194,194 days ago.
The best writer
in the country wrote
easily in a
555-page book on
every small
fish from the Yellow Sea. The
book became a bestseller
within 122 days
of the country. With most
sites were attached to it from
glued photos from his
old album. The best
director of the country
has been rewarded
in the times
of the First Horror Clowns
of this. He
made a film about love of
Horror Clowns
to photograph themselves.
Modern said:
"Selfie of the
Clowns"
The most popular high jumper from the Emoji's Recycling Bin, who recently
injured himself moderate under the ceiling. He ended his athletic career 777
days ago. He was considered the most successful vaulter of all time in the
country. This even led to a personal meeting with the king. The king accused the
popular jumper a bag full of ants on the head. This meeting has been documented
and archived when necessary everywhere. High jump belongs to the most popular
sport in the funny farm. But many residents overdo it with this sport. They jump
sometimes as high after a long exercise that could cause injury to their head by
the aircraft or flying saucers. The Minister of Health considered banning of
this sport. The king made him stay on in an underground bunker for four days.
Then the health minister threw the ban in a trash can. Other sport in Emoji is
swimming on the left side. The right side of the body remains dry and the left
side is hidden under water. So many residents swim regularly but only at high
temperatures.
The lakes in the country are heated artificially by the health authorities. So
they can go swimming in the lakes and in the cold winter. So far, however, no
Emoji could win a world championship in swimming.
Other sport that is gaining standard popularity in the country, is the jump with
the ball in the air. Here you take a ball in one of your hands and tried to jump
higher than your competitors. This sport but tried to ban airlines. A ban could
not be enforced, but a significant limitation on the exercise of this sport
could be achieved.
Regularly championships are carried out in the food sector. The participants
must, for example, eat ten fruits first. Then run twenty laps. Later drink two
megabytes water. And again run twenty laps. This then takes all day. Who still
has enough strength at the end, was entitled to be called the winner.
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